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  1. PirateKing

    Look what I got for valentines day...(pics to F๏ℓℓ๏ω)

    Re: Look what I got for valentines day...(pics) But...it's Roald.
  2. PirateKing

    Hey squally do you have a full size of your sig, preferably without your name? :tongue:

    Hey squally do you have a full size of your sig, preferably without your name? :tongue:
  3. PirateKing

    Breaking News: The pope calls it quits!!!

    Poping ain't easy.
  4. PirateKing

    Happy Valentines Day, Squallumz.

    Fuck the both of you.
  5. PirateKing

    Look what I got for valentines day...(pics to F๏ℓℓ๏ω)

    Re: Look what I got for valentines day...(pics) Aw, you gave him double digits.
  6. PirateKing

    Iceland considers pornography ban

    This would never happen in AMURICA!
  7. PirateKing

    ATTN ladies... who is better looking?

    I'll go with Cooper, that handsome SOB (I hate him so much for being so sexy and making me feel like shit). But honestly, if I were gay I'd go for Robert Downey Jr. because it's more about the personality and talent for me.
  8. PirateKing

    Man kills 26 at Conn. school, including 20 kids

    Can't we go a couple months without a damn shooting massacre?
  9. PirateKing

    Skyfall vs Goldeneye

    Haven't seen Skyfall yet, but you can't beat Pierce Brosnan and Sean Bean. Also who could forget that it spawned one of the best n64 games ever?
  10. PirateKing

    Going Out And Bagging A Hooker vs Staying Home, Hitting The Bong, And Punishing Percy?

    Punishing percy is less expensive with the same result.
  11. PirateKing

    I mostly wear WHITE t-shirts under my clothes....

    When people suffocate they turn blue, obviously the same goes for lint. It suffocates in your belly button and turns blue. You killed the lint you fucking murderer.
  12. PirateKing

    Does Jada Stevens look better than Monica Bellucci?

    Jada=butterface bellucci=butternothing, everything's pristine.
  13. PirateKing

    Why does everyone hate cops?

    They discourage me from seeking prostitutes, buying drugs and killing. And you know I especially love me some killin'.
  14. PirateKing

    Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!

    Fuck me? FUCK ME??! NO! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCK CUNT!! YOU WANNA INSTIGATE ME?!! I'LL SODOMIZE YOU WITH A PITCHFORK THEN MAKE YOU SUCK ON IT!! I WILL TIE YOU NAKED TO A FUCKING SPIKED SLAB, SHOWER YOU IN BLEACH AND UNLEASH RAPID MONKEYS THAT WOULD GLADLY FEAST ON YOUR GENITALS WHILE...
  15. PirateKing

    Vuk Uu

    I like a woman with a filthy mouth.
  16. PirateKing

    **Breaking News** Roald Nominated in Asshat of the Year Contest

    Someone's worried. Don't worry, you're a shoe in for AHOTY. No one can best you baby.
  17. PirateKing

    Is this the greatest abomination in the history of music?

    Fuck you, Barbie Girl is a classic.
  18. PirateKing

    Is this the greatest abomination in the history of music?

    You're all about two months late to the prom, this has been around for quite a while. Bwaha, you sound like old men. "Have you heard of this gang vietnam whatever-you-call-it style all the youngins are listening to? I hate it!". Oh freeones, so endearing...if you guys want to we could talk...
  19. PirateKing

    Katie King RIP

    Do you know what "rack means"? C and above. Oh, and RIP.
  20. PirateKing

    Would you suck your Best friend's cock to Save his Life?

    Nope, I just hate my best friend though.
  21. PirateKing

    Promethius.

    Be honest, you make these threads simply to get the "C" option across. Prometheus.....good something, bad something else.
  22. PirateKing

    Dear MaleOneTwo

    Do you have nice feet?
  23. PirateKing

    Breaking News: Carmella Bing Arrested, Cited for Possession of Drug Paraphernalia

    This is not how I wanted her to lose weight.
  24. PirateKing

    How long before Bryci is doing Hardcore ?

    Oh, what's the point? She already lost the fresh appeal about her that turned me on.
  25. PirateKing

    Can Someone Please Explain This "Human Being" to Me?

    As long as it's not kids, he can indulge in his fetish. I know a guy that humps furniture, friendly bloke.
  26. PirateKing

    Hot or Not?

    I'd hit it. I just hope she's pulling her shirt with her hands and not any sort of freakish love handles.
  27. PirateKing

    Kristina Rose looking very thin

    Leave the poor woman alone. Can't a woman get hooked on crack without incurring rumors about AIDS?
  28. PirateKing

    Colorado student Allegedly Wanted To Shoot Children And Be The 'Guy Who Killed Obama'

    :facepalm: Why is it often Colorado? I'd have to wear a bullet proof vest if I ever visited that trigger happy state.
  29. PirateKing

    Obama Threatens 14 US Governors With Immediate Arrest

    What's the point of this post-election propoganda, Mitch?
  30. PirateKing

    Twinkies Maker May Close Today

    Oh lawd...always harping about the ingredients. RIP twinkies. :(
  31. PirateKing

    Nikki....is this you?

    Nope, not her. Schedule an appointment with the local optometrist, asap.
  32. PirateKing

    Papa Johns Pizza cutting hours.

    Hey now, Will E loves the women. There was that time when he commented on..... Um, I think he's been in.... Well iirc he's made a thread about.... Alright so Will E, during his entire history here, has never made any apparent comment hinting at his sexual attraction to any sort of woman on a...
  33. PirateKing

    Favourite Movie Villain/Villainess

    I guess I'll be the first to get The Joker from TDK out of the way. Alonzo from Training Day Rutger Hauer in Hitchhiker Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast
  34. PirateKing

    Papa Johns Pizza cutting hours.

    If you're eating papa johns, you must not have any other pizza choice in your area. In which case, go for Mexican grub or a burger instead.
  35. PirateKing

    Sasha Grey - music is just like porn

    True, good music gives me an erection. Then again, what doesn't?
  36. PirateKing

    Seriously guys?!

    Thank you for going out of your way to clarify that L3ggy. Now I can take your name off the official list of potential misogynistic lechers. Oh damn, I just realized I already sent my list to NOW... :elaugh:
  37. PirateKing

    December 21, 2012 (whats gonna happen???)

    Waiting for something to happen is pointless. Don't worry, I still have two months to break this high clearance employee that I kidnapped. She's a kinky nut to crack but I'll be sure to get her to spill those missle codes. Prepare yourselves, nuclear winter is coming.
  38. PirateKing

    PREZ Debate October 16 2012

    Romney sort of shot himself in the foot when criticizing Obama on his reaction to the benghazi attack. "It took you 14 days to call it an act of terror" "actually he did say at the rose garden that it was an act of terror". Doh! Loved the bullshit he was laying out about getting binders of...
  39. PirateKing

    In what year do you believe the United States began going down the fuckin' shitter?

    Reagan. Deregulation and funding Osama Bin Laden which led to a couple disasters and even worse after effects under Bush.
  40. PirateKing

    Ever wonder what a Trillion dollars really looks like?

    Didn't you already post this?
  41. PirateKing

    How Cheap You Wanna Pay Fer A Booger???

    You post the weirdest shit, and yet you're still one of the few members here that I respect. I'll trade you my dusty archaic hollywood video card that I found under the oven for that precious booger. A good deal, wouldn't you say?
  42. PirateKing

    my second life avi

    Bump
  43. PirateKing

    Anyone still on the Obama wagon?

    You're just asking to get stalked if you openly flaunt pictures of your mug and even your address.
  44. PirateKing

    Will The Election Results Cause Riots?

    Fuck the Bush tax cuts. I'll definitely be rooting for the guys with batons and pepper spray in that case.
  45. PirateKing

    Anyone still on the Obama wagon?

    It annoys and slightly amuses me when when politically ignorant slags saturate themselves with rhetoric they come across, then regurgitate it with such bravado and confidence as if they know what they're talking about.
  46. PirateKing

    I have a hole in my sock...

    Or someone's been raiding your dryer so he could get his freak on with your socks. :pimpdaddy That could be anyone and everyone though. And you're probably not going to get them back, sorry.
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