Going Out And Bagging A Hooker vs Staying Home, Hitting The Bong, And Punishing Percy?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I love prostitutes like nobody's business but I'm also a lazy cheap fuck who often stays home enjoying my weed and fiddling around with my wiener in the dark. Yesterday I spent a lovely afternoon with Lemon Drop but today I will have a cloud of dope in my head eventually reaching down inside my underwears. Not sure which day will be brighter but precipitation is in the forecast either way.

 

[sean miguel]

I love prostitutes like nobody's business but I'm also a lazy cheap fuck who often stays home enjoying my weed and fiddling around with my wiener in the dark. Yesterday I spent a lovely afternoon with Lemon Drop but today I will have a cloud of dope in my head eventually reaching down inside my underwears. Not sure which day will be brighter but precipitation is in the forecast either way.

I couldn't do it. It's like asking for directions, I could never pay for it in real life.

There's porn and there's my wife. Oh shit, I mean vice versa.

 

[luis1972]

Better to go out and fuck

 

[Sicario]

Double aces if you can bang a top 10 looking whore who would like to toke afterwards...

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Double aces if you can bang a top 10 looking whore who would like to toke afterwards...

Funny thing is the regular girls I see nag me about being a pothead even though they themselves might be a little forgetful about insisting I use a condom.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I prefer to get stoned, then kill hookers. It makes for a full evening.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I prefer to get stoned, then kill hookers. It makes for a full evening.

If I was crazed on cocaine with my wiener limp like pushing wet spaghetti against a wall I'd be enraged and have a mason jar full of hooker's nipples by sunrise. Since I'm a stoner I just wanna be nice and cover her with warm custard.

 

[lurkingdirk]

If I was crazed on cocaine with my wiener limp like pushing wet spaghetti against a wall I'd be enraged and have a mason jar full of hooker's nipples by sunrise. Since I'm a stoner I just wanna be nice and cover her with warm custard.

What do you think would happen if you were on meth?

 

[PirateKing]

Punishing percy is less expensive with the same result.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

What do you think would happen if you were on meth?

Never took meth but I've heard it doesn't give you as many problems in the limp dick department. If I were to take a harder drug now it wouldn't be meth but probably heroin.

Punishing percy is less expensive with the same result.

It surely is. Many times I planned to go out and snatch some paid pussy but I took that first bong hit, watched some porno on the computer, then dragged my ass over to the bathroom to leave a nice puddle on the floor between my feet.

 

[tartanterrier]

I'd go with the 1st option any day.What's the point in having money and not being able to blow it

 

[Pattheprovo]

Snort cocaine off their tits.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

define "bagging a hooker".