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  1. PirateKing

    Gunter Sachs, the playboy who married Brigitte Bardot, ***** himself at 78

    Don't know the guy but I can't say what he did was wrong. He lived a long enough life and Alzheimer's is a bitch (which is what it's implied he was afflicted with). Why spend the small remainder of your life slowly losing your mind? RIP.
  2. PirateKing

    I really wish I had a butt!

    She looks just like Mariah Milano. :yesyes:
  3. PirateKing

    The last person to post here WINS!

    you just won a free expense paid trip to hell no!-ville. Population: you.
  4. PirateKing

    The last person to post here WINS!

    Arrr! That booty be mine, ya scurvy dog! :facepalm: Why am I perpetuating the stereotype?
  5. PirateKing

    The last person to post here WINS!

    I'm here now. Go home losers!
  6. PirateKing

    id hot girls

    #1 = Brooke Lee Adams...I think #2 = Kylee strutt #4 pretty much says it.
  7. PirateKing

    Wife dropped a bomb on me.

    Maybe Stellan's GF from 5 years ago is the mistress he was seeing briefly during his marriage and he doesn't want to admit it? Before this thread is closed, I think I'll post a theme appropriate song. _Z7fV-wB2z8
  8. PirateKing

    Another New Feature! Babes by Country!

    Forget that. More importantly, there's only one girl from Afganistan and she's white. Conspiracy! :tinhat:
  9. PirateKing

    thanks for the rep. Not sure about the ID but if I post it in the ID section then I should get...

    thanks for the rep. Not sure about the ID but if I post it in the ID section then I should get something. I'm kinda curious myself. I'll let ya know :hatsoff:
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    Facials

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    Wife dropped a bomb on me.

    That's lame. You should demand that she strip for you. Do you know what kind of past boyfriends she had? What if she used to be a wild ***** and you're the nice and stable guy she settled down with?
  12. PirateKing

    Actors/Actresses you despise.

    Everyone from friends, especially Aniston.
  13. PirateKing

    The Porn Star You Miss The Most...

    Penny Flame
  14. PirateKing

    What are you listening to right now?

    1:55 and on is the best part. Crank it while walking down the sidewalk or driving down the street. Feel like a badass. :banger: wIQTxXeUCa8
  15. PirateKing

    Who is this?

    I gots to know.
  16. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Baby Mar. Don't think she's in the freeones database though.
  17. PirateKing

    The member above me is NOT...

    not a stickler for the rules. Notice how I used the double negative?
  18. PirateKing

    The member above me is NOT...

    Was witness to said incident and even video documented it.
  19. PirateKing

    The real reason why America revolted

    Look the part be the part
  20. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? kendra star
  21. PirateKing

    Little woman

    monique fuentes
  22. PirateKing

    :hatsoff: Muchas gracias senor DNME.

    :hatsoff: Muchas gracias senor DNME.
  23. PirateKing

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    6/10 It's not your best one, but certainly not your worst.
  24. PirateKing

    What pisses you off?

    :hybrid: Me too!
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    But it could be worse too right? Always look on the bright side of life. Anyway, I'm fine.

    But it could be worse too right? Always look on the bright side of life. Anyway, I'm fine.
  26. PirateKing

    Movies that should have ended differently.

    The Fly (1986). Somehow him fusing with the pod was a bit ridiculous, also a bit depressing that he ended up dying in such a miserable way.
  27. PirateKing

    Game of Thrones

    All I've seen of it so far is this gif. Looks pretty entertaining.
  28. PirateKing

    This just in: Another terrorist leader has been ******!

    You gotta admit, her back is bangin'.
  29. PirateKing

    What the fuck is wrong with me?

    You're an attention whore. :2 cents:
  30. PirateKing

    What pisses you off?

    When I'm ******* at the urinal and some mischievous passerby pokes my side, prompting me to automatically turn and accidentally **** on the person at the urinal next to mine. If I ever see that troublemaker again I'm gonna ring his bell. :mad:
  31. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Busty domino
  32. PirateKing

    Movies that should have ended differently.

    When I think about it every Stephen King movie should have ended differently. I watched Thinner again a few weeks ago, the ******** eating the pie too was screwed up. Also in the Shining Jack just freezes to death in the labyrinth, seriously?
  33. PirateKing

    Your favorite cancelled TV shows

    Trigun was awesome.
  34. PirateKing

    Movies that should have ended differently.

    I know right? And all the religious crazies in the market probably lived. The ending made it seem like "God" was punishing him. Also No country for Old Men had a pretty unsatisfactory ending. Not just the cartel finding and ******* the guy, but also the assassin getting away at the very end...
  35. PirateKing

    :facepalm: Damn, I meant 5k. I'm a little drowsy. grassy a$$ for the rep. :D

    :facepalm: Damn, I meant 5k. I'm a little drowsy. grassy a$$ for the rep. :D
  36. PirateKing

    Movies that should have ended differently.

    Damn, that movie just popped in my head after I posted. Rep to you sir.
  37. PirateKing

    Movies that should have ended differently.

    At the top of my head, The Mist. Dude ***** everyone in the car only to have the military arrive right after? Bullshit!
  38. PirateKing

    :hatsoff: Thanks. happy to share em, I've got a ton.

    :hatsoff: Thanks. happy to share em, I've got a ton.
  39. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
  40. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
  42. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? jazmine cashmere love that woman
  43. PirateKing

    I baked you a pie

    I don't plan on eating it... *unzips pants* Of course, if it's not too destroyed after then I still might have some.
  44. PirateKing

    Orange Cat gets pulled over yet again

    It must be the dietary police. You know, because orange pigmination is caused by consuming an overabundance of carrots. It's true, google it. Hehe, my most brilliant joke yet....
  45. PirateKing

    you have fine taste sir. :hatsoff:

    you have fine taste sir. :hatsoff:
  46. PirateKing

    :hatsoff: How goes it Jod?

    :hatsoff: How goes it Jod?
  47. PirateKing

    Yes, see what you started? Just how long will the chain get?

    Yes, see what you started? Just how long will the chain get?
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