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Bet I'll win by a head though.

Whilst I would agree that comment like 'yuck' and 'eww' should not be used, I would still say that people have the right to reply. What if it were a thread on politics?..you would certainly expect a return of reply to the subject, even if it disagrees with the thread poster.

You don't. Someone was very naughty and posted a link to something they shouldn't.

Time to blow poll? Yup..just what I was thinking..ta ta

Well whaddya know..I've been on a diet without even knowing it.

By believing that the earth is flat and rests on the back of a giant turtle.

He was certainly quite a character. I'll never forget seeing him dancing...can you imagine Blair and Bush 'gettin' on down'?

This may not be a 'hip' choice, but Karen Carpenter had one of the most gentle and soothing voices that I've ever heard.. So tragic that she died so young.

NO....I won't hear such nonsense.;) :) As for myself.. I think I ruined any chance the day I started the 'Dumb threads'..how could I ever be taken as a serious and impartial mod after all those? (BTW look out for a new one soon!:nanner: )..see, there I go again.

I suppose if you mean 'perfect' as in no deaths, then the cold war surely was up there. The term was more analagous than actual... yes, I know people did die as a result of the 'cold war', but it was more through covert espionage and assassinations etc. Bear in mind that there was never...

You know, I've tried various foodstuffs down my trousers to impress the girls.. No luck so far, but there again maybe a meat pie and peas isn't the answer.

I think the scientists who discovered this are talking it up too much. This planet is so far away that it can't even be seen through ur most powerful telescopes. Even ifit were habitable, I wouldn't fancy the 20 lightyear trip to get to it. Anyway, the inhabitants might be planet-wreckers on...

The only thing I'll remember about Bally, was his squeaky voice. RIP:angels:

Re: Hottest Anal Creampie Consumptions... What he said...with bells on!

..by separating newborn babes and giving them away...lol

By repeating myself ... By repeating myself ... By repeating myself ... By repeating myself ... By repeating myself ... By repeating myself ... By repeating myself ... By repeating myself ... By repeating myself ... By repeating myself ... By repeating myself ... By repeating myself ...

:dunno: I don't know...let's play it safe and blame noobies.

We need a mix of 'sensible heads' to help keep balance with the new less-sensible members.

Kryptonite is real! You're not so brave now, Superman...hahahahaha! Man cuts of his willy in pizza restaurant Maybe the service was slow and he needed a snack.. ******* man rides ***** into Bank. The man left no deposit...but the ***** did. (Amusing pic of ***** waiting for some...

You look a bit bored there AFA...you should insist that third in line just isn't good enough. And if I'm not mistaken, looks like Roald has 'shackle' duty again..

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p This thread is nuttier than a peanut that has been dropped into a box of threaded nuts, placed on the lap of a man with large nuts and then committed to a nuthouse for the mentally impaired.:glugglug:

This thread has now reached 'Seminal' status. ;)

As you can see from this fairly inaccurate simulation, it's not going to make life easy, being politically correct. Man: Hey you BREASTED AMERICAN, I've heard that you're HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE and you've PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANIONS. Woman: Hey, I ain't no LOW COST PROVIDER, how about...

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p Sheryl Crow seems to have some ideas on loo-roll usage.. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,267783,00.html Sorry petal, but Im gonna have to ***-*** that suggestion.

Her! She looks different in those pics, somehow..nice set.

http://mythumbspot.com/07-0113/ElephantList.htm

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p Umm..so you're going to carefully..ahem..'place' each turd in it's own 'rubber' sleeve? 50 points for accuracy, if you manage it.. -1 million points for reselling them as organic sausages..

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p You're a menace to society..:nono: I'm just of to the loo now..I'm going to have great pleasure in rolling it over the top:hatsoff:

A contender for the crown.. http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/053051.jpg

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p THREE toilets!....geez. Must cost a fortune in loo-roll. BTW: nice coincidental name 'Dire Need'..LOL:hatsoff:

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p This is probably the most important thread I've participated in... It is vitally important that we discuss such (t)issues. :hatsoff: Dr

By deviating from the path of evolution by natural selection.

My 1 month old hard drive which just crashed...just as well I kept the old one as spare.:crash:

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p Two other things that annoy me.. 1) Why do the manufacturers glue the end onto the roll..sometimes I find I have to remove several layers before I find the end. 2) Also when have a double layer toilet roll...

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p I am sooo pleased that you have posted this thread, DrMotorcity. Because I have a dilemma..of the toilet paper kind. Now, I like to have my paper 'over-the-top', but many people on fashion/lifestyle TV shows...

I would need the evidence in hand before I can say for sure:)

You know, if Nightfly HAD been here, he would enjoyed the to'ing and fro'ing of this thread, enormously!:yesyes:

I **** quilted toilet paper...bring back the good 'ole shiny stuff.

Actually , I did get it first time...but I maintain it's still not that bad.:tongue:

And there sure-as-hell ain't enough threads showing anal prolapses... more, more , MORE!

I'm 'riled' because I'm fed up with the mindless nonsensical crap that passes for 'talk' on this board.. in the last week we've had: 'getting girls pregnant....lol' 'shaving my privates, how long should they be?' 'check these bitches out' (with a small pic of one girl in some lingerie) 'No...

Your certainly right, but I was refering more to the fact that the pic was ****** by a Mod. The pic and indeed the thread serves no purpose, why hasn't it been closed and the pic deleted?

I can't believe that this hasn't been rumbled for the ****-take/wind-up that it obviously is. A noob, who on his first post, put's up a pic of someone (not even sure it is Devon) with something like that sticking from their ass....WTF? I like to think this board has at least a shred of decency...

Re: The coolest car I've e v e r seen....WTF I just noticed the odd wheel on the back..now that IS uncool.

Re: The coolest car I've e v e r seen....WTF Doesn't look too bad to me.. Do you mean colour?, add-on bodykit..?

lol..I was expecting something different than that! Like the original version though..

I'll bet 'she' didn't get to where she is today... by thinking

I would ask you to take back that comment...but the truth would have come out eventually anyway:1orglaugh

You really should consider putting on new ones everyday...or at least washing them!;) :D

I swear I didn't know about this story before I posted this comment: Man caught whacking-off in Library http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/04/17/national/a140459D11.DTL&type=bondage and NO..it's not me their writing about!:1orglaugh