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  1. Elwood70

    Do you believe in God?

    .....generally speaking. Try talking to someone who believes in something that's not "mainstream".
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    I've Fucking Had Enough.

    Same here;except in my case it's still 37. I think I look better now with brown hair than I did with reddish blonde hair. Personally;I've had it with ALL the commercials that portray the man as an inept idiot,not to mention TV shows in general.I realize it's payback for all the years of women...
  3. Elwood70

    Best cover song

    Agree!!! ...but it has to be the version from Unleashed In The East;NOT the studio version..... "Soul Man"-Blues Brothers. :cool:
  4. Elwood70

    When a pet dies...

    My faith in humanity is (somewhat) restored.
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    Favorite Movie Scenes...

    GoodFellas-the whole fuckin' movie...
  6. Elwood70

    Funniest Cartoon Character

    Eric Cartman.Not only is he evil-ly-is that even a word?- hilarious;but he's smart is his own way.I'm tired of the "dumb guy" being the funny one. I like Brian on ****** Guy as well;but Peter is great,too.
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    Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet paper

    Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p I can't believe I just read all three pages of this.....:rolleyes: I can't believe I actually did so on Christmas Day (At least where I am...):rolleyes::rolleyes: I can't believe I'm taking the time to...
  8. Elwood70

    really hot redhead

    me neither....
  9. Elwood70

    Retail stores...

    I give them the zip code and phone number of the house I grew up in. ..or (Area Code) 256-9633.... (look at your phone)
  10. Elwood70

    Quick question

    Bring Up My Post. It's a way to keep a thread at the top of the "New Posts",usually done after a certian period of time with no responses.
  11. Elwood70

    best crime film

    As far back as I can remember.......
  12. Elwood70

    Would you pay $400 for Vanessa del Rio's book?

    ...only if every page I ripped out and smoked got me high.
  13. Elwood70

    -- Truth or Myth --

    Truth Size really does matter.
  14. Elwood70

    -- Truth or Myth --

    Truth Eating certian foods is an aphrodisiac
  15. Elwood70

    do u think pornstars hangout with gangstar

    Gangstas or gangsters?
  16. Elwood70

    Have you ever got caught staring at a woman's...

    My wife has pointed out attractive women to me on more than one occaision.We'll be out together;and she'll see someone,and say to me "There ya go,Hon." It doesn't bother her,as long as I don't ignore her.
  17. Elwood70

    How did you come up with your board name?

    Elwood is my nickname,which is funny;because it's not derived from my real name whatsoever.It comes from my obsessive love of the movie The Blues Brothers,and the character of Elwood Blues.I've even got the (correct) hat and the (correct) sunglasses-a lot more difficult than you may think,at...
  18. Elwood70

    Have you ever been this *****??

    I do as well;but the really good ones are the ones I can't remember. :D
  19. Elwood70

    Have you ever been this *****??

    I have;but after I sobered up/recovered,I made sure any and all photographic evidence was destroyed.
  20. Elwood70

    Are you Happy with your Life??

    For the most part;yes.There's some things that could be better,but since my wife and I are making them better,I have no major complaints.I'm very happy with all the major things,but there's still a few that need to be taken care of,so,ever onward!!
  21. Elwood70

    Shelly - According to Her They're Real

    Not all of us...
  22. Elwood70

    What Happened To The "Classic Cars" ?

    My '71 Ford Torino got 25-30 MPG,and lasted for 275,000k.....
  23. Elwood70

    Sandra Shine`s welcome

    Happy Birthday,fellow Virgo.....;)
  24. Elwood70

    Funniest t-shirts contest

    Here's where some of them came from: http://www.tshirthell.com/
  25. Elwood70

    Movies you can watch over and over

    The Blues Brothers-Shocker:eek::D National Lampoons' ****** House GoodFellas
  26. Elwood70

    Tabasco

    I eat everything with Tabasco/hot sauce on it. Well,almost everything.....;)
  27. Elwood70

    Do you consider yourself addicted to FreeOnes?

    No;and I also think that "addicted" is the latest word to lose its' meaning,due to *****.
  28. Elwood70

    Elvis - Memories Of The King, 30 Years On..

    "If you were to give Rock-N-Roll another name;you might call it Chuck Berry"-John Lennon "Whatever happened to the roll,anyway?"-Keith Richards
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    Elvis - Memories Of The King, 30 Years On..

    Chuck Berry died!!??
  30. Elwood70

    Which is the better redneck movie?

    Smokey and the Bandit God only knows how many people bought CB radios after that one......
  31. Elwood70

    are there any pornstars you WOULDNT wanna fuck?

    Too many to list.
  32. Elwood70

    Barry Bonds ties Aaron at 755 home runs

    Those too;but so do 'roids.
  33. Elwood70

    Favorite song during a thunderstorm?

    "When The Levee Breaks"-Led Zeppelin
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    Barry Bonds ties Aaron at 755 home runs

    Steroids turn fly balls into home runs.
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    Barry Bonds ties Aaron at 755 home runs

    None of them should ever be mentioned in the same sentence;or breath as Cal. Cal Ripken, Jr. represents everything that's great about baseball. ....and he's in the Hall of Fame.:cool: The others;and Bonds,represent everything that's wrong with it.
  36. Elwood70

    Why are seat belts mandatory on cars...

    ....depending on where....
  37. Elwood70

    You know your an alcoholic when...

    A good tingly.
  38. Elwood70

    Spread pussy... literally

    That was fucking nasty. ....not in a good way.
  39. Elwood70

    Why are seat belts mandatory on cars...

    Wearing a seatbelt is the smart thing to do;but it shouldn't be a law.
  40. Elwood70

    Which Detective was better

    Frank Pembleton.
  41. Elwood70

    Blond Or Brunette?

    I second this.
  42. Elwood70

    Jessica Alba is in your room...

    Tell her to stop dying her hair;and eat some Tortellini Alfredo.
  43. Elwood70

    superhotty babyface brunette...who?

    Am I the only one who is creeped out by this?
  44. Elwood70

    You know your an alcoholic when...

    Maybe that's what she had to do......
  45. Elwood70

    porn or smoking

    Smoking. Trust me. *Lights another Marlboro*
  46. Elwood70

    game: who would you fuck?

    Wifey!! Robin Quivers or Whoopi Goldberg?
  47. Elwood70

    who would be a better fuck

    Gianna .... Just because.
  48. Elwood70

    brunette

    She looks like she was in pain.........
  49. Elwood70

    1000 things you want to do before you die...

    543:Shake hands withEddie Murray. 544:Shake something else with Alyssa Milano 545:Visit Dealy Plaza-Dallas,Texas
  50. Elwood70

    Lindsay Lohan

    She looked better as a redhead.
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