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  1. Elwood70

    Pornstar Chain Game

    Monica Sweetheart
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    Pornstars Birthday List

    Sept.9th? cool!! so is mine!!
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    Who Has Aria Pics???

    <------------what do you think?
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    busty bruenette?

    not yet...............
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    busty bruenette?

    don't know;but goddamn,that's a nice rack!!!! kinda like my wifes'................
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    Am i the only girl member on freeones

    I've always been crazy;but it's kept me from going insane............
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    Dont **** me

    allright,that's just fucking nasty
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    Your Best Song (with lyrics)

    "Happy" Keith Richards(I know what the albums' credits say;but I know better) Well,I never kept a dollar past sunset, It always burned a hole in my pants. Never made a school **** happy, Never blew a second chance, oh no I need a love to keep me happy, I need a love to keep me happy...
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    Your Best Song (with lyrics)

    "Monkey Man" Mick Jagger/Keith Richards I'm a fleabit peanut monkey All my friends are junkies That's not really true I'm a cold Italian pizza I could use a lemon squeezer What you do? But I've been bit and I've been tossed around By every she-rat in this town Have you, babe? Well...
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    Your Best Song (with lyrics)

    Midnight Rambler (Mick Jagger/Keith Richards) Did you hear about the midnight rambler Everybody got to go Did you hear about the midnight rambler The one that shut the kitchen door He don't give you a hoot of warning Wrapped up in a black cat cloak He don't go in the light of the morning...
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    Your Best Song (with lyrics)

    Paint It Black (M. Jagger/K. Richards) I see a red door and I want it painted black No colors anymore I want them to turn black I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head until my darkness goes I see a line of cars and they're all painted black With...
  12. Elwood70

    Your Best Song (with lyrics)

    DENIS LEARY - ASSHOLE (Spoken) Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American *****. About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle...
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    Polish Babe Veronika

    more than you think.......................
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    Sexxxiest Video Game babe?

    I know who Lara Croft is,but as far as the rest............................ Pics or kinks,please?
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    I've painted my car...

    I think it's fake.There's no way someone could get away with that;especially in California.
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    ******* someone

    Yeah,like I'm gonna give away my secrets!!
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    "****** Values"

    I for one do not intend to make this a discussion about the American South;but rather the U.S.A. as a whole.Blaming the Southern U.S for all of Americas' troubles is an excercise in futility;ALL Americans are to blame!!I find it completely absurd,and the personification of the word "irony",that...
  18. Elwood70

    Championship Babe of the Year - Britney Skye vs Aria Giovanni

    I already voted;but I can still hope!!!
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    "****** Values"

    America,land of the free. Freedom of speech,just watch what you say
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    Championship Babe of the Year - Britney Skye vs Aria Giovanni

    <--------Anyone wanna guess?
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    you couldnt make it up...!

    Good thing nobody lit a smoke......................
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    Verdict: Scott Peterson GUILTY

    No,the chair is to generous,but it'll do
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    Who is in your avatar?

    If you don't know;there's no point in me telling you........
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    Wallpaper requests

    Thanks for the worksafe Aria!!
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    Your Best Song (with lyrics)

    Spoken: Folks,I'd like to sing a song about the American *****.About me.About you.About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests.About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts,maybe below the cockles,maybe in the subcockle area.Maybe in the...
  26. Elwood70

    What's Your ***** Car?

    picky,picky,picky,lol just messing with you,georges. (how do the smilies work,anyway?)
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    What's Your ***** Car?

    original price in 1968-$2870.(American)-more beep for the buck!!!
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    Who?

    Thanks,you just made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Who?

    Me too,that's why I want to know who it is,LOL
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    Who?

    I really **** to do this,but who is this?
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    What's Your ***** Car?

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    Eating Pussy / Pussy Eating Tips and Techniques

    Lick the alphabet.
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    Win a date with a pornstar !!!

    Is Raylene still "in the business",as they say?I was under the impression she quit.
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    where?

    That is by no means an excuse,I was merely trying to state a point.America(or the U.S.A.;for the nit-pickers,lol) by no means has a monopoly on this type of behavior.That does not excuse it,it merely acknowledges it.
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    where?

    Um,how about this:The way American POWs were treated in Vietnam? Just a guess.
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    P.e.t.a

    We only wanna save the cute ones.
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    Whats your top 5 albums of alltime

    Not in order............ "Exile on Main St."-Rolling Stones "Led Zeppelin II"-Led Zeppelin "Rocks"-Aerosmith The Jimi Hendrix Experience-"Axis-Bold as Love" "Let it *****"-Rolling Stones
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    Whats everyones favorite **** ?

    Free
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    Aria Giovanni or Nikki Nova

    Anyone care to guess? *Looks at avatar*
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    First Porn Star You Fell Head Over Heels In Love With?

    I originally said Chasey Lain,but that was always in magazines.I didn't see any of her movies until much later,and I must say you are correct,sir! Still,you never forget the first........................
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    First Porn Star You Fell Head Over Heels In Love With?

    Chasey Lain was the first pornstar that made me go "whoah" (among other things) Racquel Darrian Traci Lords (I later found out she was the same age as I;15!!!!) Nikki Dial Jenna Jameson Christy Canyon
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    Could u go Celebite for a year?

    As far as question B- Depends.Would I be in 1984 in a "Back To The Future" kind of way?If so,I'd be betting on future sports events,in order to secure my future.I also would've stayed in school,and all that "if I could do it all over" crap.I also would've bet whatever I could get my hands on...
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    Could u go Celebite for a year?

    Depends on the payoff.If the question is "Could I?",then the aswer would be-"What is the payoff if I do?"I could with the proper ,ahem,"incentive";but otherwise,HELL NO!!!!LOL
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    Cristina or Britney

    Neither
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    Eurpean Vs American Which has the best girls?

    ...and that's exactly what is.A stereotype.
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    Why did you pick your name?

    In that case,I geuss I don't need to explain,LOL Oh,and the 70 is the year I was born
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    Your Best Song (with lyrics)

    Not to be picky,but it's 1971,not '78
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    ****** member

    A third time,so they say,pays for all.
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    ****** member

    Well, as of now,it's neck-and-neck.I say let him back on.He might be a little opinionated,but so what?Say what you will,he's always entertaining!!!
  50. Elwood70

    The Big Question????????????

    Too bad OCC sometimes gets specially-fabricated parts from.......................West Coast Choppers (Fabricated by Jesse James himself,I might add)
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