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  1. Elwood70

    Ask a British Person.......

    Because the ball is 12" long......a foot.
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    Attention All OCSMs!! Do You Want to do an Interview for FreeOnes?

    Official Checked Star Member If you see a username which happens to be the same as a pornstar,and that is underneath of it,it's really them,not someone pretending to be.
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    Ctrl+V

    http://www.atomicpinup.com/images/Bettie_Page_1.jpg :cool:
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    have you ever thought about it???

    This thread is still open? ****..........
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    a womens ""V""

    Why not?
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    Aria Giovanni

    Yeah,I wanna know to.....I was so blown away by its' perfection,it slipped my mind to ask me where it originated.:D :cool:
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    Actor In Neck Slash Stage Horror

    According to the article,he did not die.
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    tunsty's 'Bah-Humbug' xmas greetings thread

    Fuck Christmas
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    Leno moves to prime time...

    I love Letterman,and I really like Conan. I think Letterman is great now,but he was much better when he was on at 12:30,it's like he got away with more.Once he moved to CBS-and an earlier timeslot-he lost a little edge. I hope the same fate doesn't befall Conan.
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    Aria Giovanni

    Believe it or not,I'm glad she doesn't......and I hope she never does.
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    Bettie Page in hospital after heart ******

    I have no problem remembering her heyday. It's a shame that that doesn't seem to be a more popular idea.I can think of more than a few people who I'd rather remember the same way,but they just will not go away......
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    Does Music Control The World?...

    Derek and the Dominoes-"Layla"(the piano ending).....I want to go whack someone.
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    Creative Nutshot Prank

    That **** just makes me cringe
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    Sexy Girls wearing Glasses

    Re: Glasses I just finished reading every page of this thread,and quadrupled my favorites........thanks,guys.:D
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    Have you noticed women rule the world?

    I think that men and women rule the world together. Weird concept I know......
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    Cheating

    That's what he gets
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    [SOLVED] Fantastic brunette

    Somewhere between shoulder length and "standard" long,whatever that is. Longer than mine,anyway....... ...and mine is like this: http://www.altmanphoto.com/keith_richards_portrait.jpg
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    WKRP's back on the air

    Dr.Johnny Fever. :cool:
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    Interresting covers

    .....and the re-cover by Bruce Springsteen is really good as well .....with special guest Tom Morello.
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    Wal-Mart worker ****** during black Friday sales

    Aren't sheep all female?
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    Babes in Sunglasses

    Some of those glasses are uuuuuuuuuuugly
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    What is the greatest Christmas song ever?

    This one: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XSH9ryRzHQ4 :cool:
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    Favorite Quotes

    "If you're going to kick authority in the teeth,you may as well use both feet" -Keith Richards "Not eating meat is a decision,eating meat is an instinct"-Denis Leary "Winos ain't afraid of nuthin' but runnin' outta ****"-Richard Pryor "I never has a problem with *****,I only had a problem...
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    Retired, dead, or just left the industry

    Thanks for remembering Raylene,Georges.:cool: My all time favorite. (Tried to rep you.....)
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    Am I the only Guy on the planet

    I used to be,but certain events in my life ruined it for me.
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    Dammit,I knew that,I was just so happy I figured out the attachment bit that it slipped my mind......it's in PB,but thatwon't link from here,so....
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    Finally figured out how to use the "attachments" setting.....:D...It's simple,yet effective..... [Please Note: the attachment in this post has been deleted by moderator maleonetwo] [Read more about the board rules: here]
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    Women Smoking

    Dammit.you're not supposed to smoke until after you're done fuckin'... :D As a smoker myself,I can tell which ones really do.Nothing like a good faker.
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    Your All Going To Die Someday

    Keith Richards won't.:D
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    Finish the Sentence

    ..into the abyss of the unknown.....
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    Favourite Movie Quotes

    "Fat,***** and stupid is no way to go through life ***" -Do I even have to say?:D
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    Who here is addicted to porn?

    The word "addiction" lost its meaning. No I'm not,by any definition
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    Who Was Your 1st Favorite Porn Star?

    Christy Canyon and Chasey Lain ...later,Raylene.
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    Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

    Thought of more,but I didn't make the edit limit.... ******* noises-real or fake. POV movies/clips where the guy operating the camera will not SHUT THE FUCK UP.... When the guy is louder than the girl What I refer to as the "blonde bandwagon"-when seemingly all pornstars are conditioned to...
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    Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

    I **** that as well....if I think on it too long,it actually starts to creep me out a bit.I **** when the word "teen" is in every link.
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    Why does the KKK still exist?

    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: +10 for the Ramones reference!!!!
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    Do you ever get pissed off with ****?

    Yes,all the time If I had a nickel..... I try,but it's not easy sometimes. Absolutely not,life's too short for that bullshit Done it,yes.....felt bad,hell no.
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    who is the best Nude-model??

    Aria Giovanni
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    Man Severs His Own Penis Following Spat With GF

    If this is true,there's a lot of self-hatred there.
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    The gift of life...

    I'm a registered organ donor. Now,whether or not any of them are worth taking is a different matter. I donate an organ to my wife at every opportunity..
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    Smoking or Not Smoking

    I'm smoking one now.....
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    Do You Like Hentai?

    No,they all remind me of the old Speed Racer cartoons.
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    Should you tell a girl if they suffer from stinkypuss?

    As has been stated;I would because it could be a symptom of a serious problem.I would also do so in a discreet way,to minimize embarrassment to her. ....and I'd make sure to take the clothespin off my nose. Oh yeah,and three words:Vicks Vapor Rub.
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Okay,you asked for it. Here it comes.... . . . . . . . . Something bad. :D
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    Random Statement Thread II

    What can I say here that hasn't already been said?
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    Would you become a Vampire?

    The sunshine bores the daylights outta me,chasing shadows,moonlight mystery.............:cool: Sunlight already annoys the **** out of me,so what the fuck?
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    Best Mob Movie Ever?

    I can think of a few people I'd love to do that to..... GoodFellas is my choice.
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    Whats your fav album of all time?

    Exile on Main St.-Rolling Stones Wasn't hard at all..... :D
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    ****** Cruelty...

    Goddammit,now I'm fuckin' hungry.....
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