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  1. Elwood70

    Great Sex, Crazy Bitch - NEED ADVICE

    I've always been crazy,but it's kept me from going insane. :D
  2. Elwood70

    Great Sex, Crazy Bitch - NEED ADVICE

    Considering the post count,and the MIA status,maybe they've moved on to a better,more productive and fulfilling life. ....or,maybe he's buried in her backyard.
  3. Elwood70

    Christianity... Is It Worth Putting Up With For A Girl?

    Thanks,but it wasn't luck.I've had troubles as well,but not nearly to that extent.It took me a long time to learn that.... ...but when it finally got through,it was a new beginning.
  4. Elwood70

    Christianity... Is It Worth Putting Up With For A Girl?

    If you do it right,you can keep it all. :cool: I don't consider ***** and porn to be "unsavory" aspects of my life,merely parts of it.
  5. Elwood70

    New Lemonparty

    No,I'm proud to say I did not. ....but it's still early,and I'm still sober...
  6. Elwood70

    I'll be honest. I don't really care for Gianna Michaels

    Well,that's what big real breasts on a woman do...they hang. I don't like Veronica's implants,and I love Gianna just the way she is.
  7. Elwood70

    New Lemonparty

    I'm so glad I have images turned off,and that I got into the habit of reading responses before clicking on attachment links. :cool:
  8. Elwood70

    Have a ****!

    All that over a Bud Light? No thanks...
  9. Elwood70

    Musicians High School yearbook pictures

    :D Good,because sharp eyes will also notice that it's not Christopher George Latore Wallace in the other pic,it's Mariah Carey.....:rofl:
  10. Elwood70

    Musicians High School yearbook pictures

    Yes,because I've read Walk This Way,and I have images turned off,so his name showed up in the text.:D No it's not. Technically,it's Mr. Tallarico.He didn't start using Tyler as a stage name until Aerosmith. :D
  11. Elwood70

    Left or Right?

    Left...assuming of course that they're real.
  12. Elwood70

    Hall of Fame linebacker arrested on **** charge

    So he can watch from the great beyond?
  13. Elwood70

    What makes you fall in love guys?

    I have been once,it's quite possibly the greatest thing a human being can experience.I'm looking forward to the next time,if it happens. It was a joke.........
  14. Elwood70

    What makes you fall in love guys?

    Oh,so you know me from reading two (very short) sentences? I wish I had your powers. :rolleyes: :1orglaugh :1orglaugh No thanks. ...and to answer the question seriously,nothing makes me fall in love,it just happens. As a matter of fact,trying to "make" someone fall in love with you seems...
  15. Elwood70

    What makes you fall in love guys?

    Love doesn't exist.It's an illusion.
  16. Elwood70

    The greatest truth ever told in human history

    "People fucking suck"-Elwood
  17. Elwood70

    Legendary voice of the Detroit Tigers dies at 92

    Some of us couldn't get online until just now.... ...and Chuck Thompson. RIP Ernie,guys like you made it fun.
  18. Elwood70

    Arizona Immigration Bill PASSES!!

    Which would never get done,because corruption and greed would ensure that the money got "redirected" ....
  19. Elwood70

    When You See It ...

    The idea is that at first glance the pics look like nothing special,but upon further inspection you'll see something in the picture which will surprise you to the point of "shitting bricks"....at least metaphorically.
  20. Elwood70

    She dropped the soap...Now's your chance!

    I have two words for you: Beach towels. You're welcome.
  21. Elwood70

    I won't believe it until I see it on TMZ. Obama cheating scandal

    ...maybe that's what she needs.... :cool:
  22. Elwood70

    Why does US of A civilians call crisps chips?

    Oh well, oh well, I feel so good today, We touched ground on an international runway Jet propelled back home, from over the seas to the U. S. A. New York, Los Angeles, oh, how I yearned for you Detroit, Chicago, Chattanooga, Baton Rouge Let alone just to be at my home back in ol' St. Lou. Did...
  23. Elwood70

    The *** has talent if he can do this to people!

    If he's got any talent at all,it involves Photoshop.
  24. Elwood70

    ******** n' Driving - done right?

    No,because you can still get a DWI for it...
  25. Elwood70

    The greatest lie ever told in human history:

    Yes. That's what made it so fuckin' scary.
  26. Elwood70

    Dear Neighbors...

    ****!? Dammit,now you're talkin'!!!!
  27. Elwood70

    Dear Neighbors...

    Add 'em to the list. They'd be too fucking high and lazy to come after me anyway...bring it on. :thefinger
  28. Elwood70

    Dear Neighbors...

    ...so will calling the fuckin' cops.
  29. Elwood70

    Favorite Quotes

    "The Blues had a baby,and they named it Rock-N-Roll" -McKinley Morganfield
  30. Elwood70

    If you were god, what would you change about the MALE body?

    Some of us already do......:cool:
  31. Elwood70

    Gay Test

    Ha!!! ...and these "Gay Test" things are old.....
  32. Elwood70

    Question about Steven Tyler

    It's a moot point,he is a rock star. Some things are just meant to be.
  33. Elwood70

    Do you eat it?

    No mention of the five-second rule?
  34. Elwood70

    If you were god, what would you change about the MALE body?

    Fuck that noise,man!! I'm not cutting it for anyone. The rate which your facial hair grows is in direct proportion to how much beef jerky you eat.The more of it you eat,the faster the hair grows.
  35. Elwood70

    Arizona Immigration Bill PASSES!!

    I also have nothing to hide,but I do fear my government. It's a slippery slope.....
  36. Elwood70

    This is one car i don't what

    I'd take it. Except for the chop on the top,that car's pretty bad-ass.
  37. Elwood70

    Help! The dudes from BANGBROS wanna sue me!

    That's not what it says to me.....
  38. Elwood70

    Help! The dudes from BANGBROS wanna sue me!

    But,your connections may have connections that do....:cool:
  39. Elwood70

    What is your favorite auto racing type?

    ...or doing the racing yourself.:cool: as in...Unsanctioned legal track or ******* street racing Otherwise known as "Run what ya brung..."
  40. Elwood70

    Kerry Louise - Blonde or Brunette???

    No. Next question?
  41. Elwood70

    What if Tea Baggers were black?

    Not quite.... http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/03/26/AR2010032604527.html
  42. Elwood70

    Built Ford Tough part 2

    What makes it great is the fact that there's someone there to take the picture.......and apparently not much else.
  43. Elwood70

    Michael Steele: African-Americans "don't have a reason" to vote Republican

    ...and everyone I know who is "African-American" sighs derisively at the sound of those words.
  44. Elwood70

    Best Movie Villain Death

    Thank you.I have yet to see this,but I want to.
  45. Elwood70

    Question for those who know about AC/DC

    Had Bon Scott been the singer,every AC/DC album would have been better.
  46. Elwood70

    Best Movie Villain Death

    Yeah,you should have. Thanks.
  47. Elwood70

    Has Microsoft lost your trust??

    They can't lose what they never had.
  48. Elwood70

    Which Band Lead Singer Has The Best On Stage Voice?

    Steven Tyler ...then and now.
  49. Elwood70

    James Bond vs. Jack Bauer

    There's only one Jack Bauer.....
  50. Elwood70

    Islamic web-site "threatens" South Park creators

    I'm sure Trey and Matt are shaking with fear....and writing another episode.
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