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  1. Elwood70

    5 Little Questions - Member? You Member Edition - with a Bonus Q

    First, from biomech: 1) What *********, alive or dead, would you have a **** with and why? Dead-Duane Allman,because he's fuckin' DUANE ALLMAN!! Alive-Keith Richards,I don't need a reason Secondly, from johnnystyro: 2) If loving you is wrong, what's the right answer? Hating me,and calling me...
  2. Elwood70

    Miley Cyrus is ****

    But where did all of this "Rock-and-Roll" business start?....:cool: :D
  3. Elwood70

    20 coolest cars in the world

    I agree,and your choice of name and avatar only helps to bolster your point. :D
  4. Elwood70

    Motivational Pictures

    More....
  5. Elwood70

    ID this Mature/MILF

    Someone didn't recognize Christy Canyon? :eek: Damn.... :D
  6. Elwood70

    Jesse James Cheated on Sandra Bullock with this?

    No,in America,we used to have freedom,but now we have it slowly being taken away,and no one seems to give a ****.
  7. Elwood70

    Your 7 porn wishes for 2010

    Wish number one is that I can transfer my remaining six wishes to everything else,so they're not just limited to porn.
  8. Elwood70

    'Text Rage' Leads to Alleged ****** Teen Beating

    "Text rage"!? What the fuck is that? Why do people feel the need to label everything? Call it what it is: A fucked-up punk with anger problems.What could someone possibly say in a text message that could **** someone off so badly that they do something like this? Answer:Nothing-unless the...
  9. Elwood70

    Jesse James Cheated on Sandra Bullock with this?

    I wouldn't be surprised if Jesse was a member here...
  10. Elwood70

    Are you an alcoholic?

    No,I'm not. I am a professional.
  11. Elwood70

    Are you an asshole?

    My *** called me an asshole last week.My response? "I'm an asshole,and I'm proud of it."
  12. Elwood70

    Would you class porn stars as prostitutes?

    Would you classify porn buyers as johns?
  13. Elwood70

    Is it really so wrong to start ******** 2PM in the afternoon???

    Yes it is. . . . . . . . . . . 2 PM is waaaaay too late.
  14. Elwood70

    What are you OCD about?

    Actually yes, I was....... Hence,this: :D
  15. Elwood70

    What are you OCD about?

    That's not OCD,that's fuckin' smart!! ...but this is batshit crazy!! :D
  16. Elwood70

    The Highs & Lows Of Male Adolescence

    Ain't it the truth.....:cool:
  17. Elwood70

    carmella bing is the best pornstar in this planet..

    If she's in the planet,someone had better find her,that can't be good.....
  18. Elwood70

    Me too,they're looking for dirt....

    Me too,they're looking for dirt....
  19. Elwood70

    Yeah,I actually made it earlier than expected.The traffic this morning was unusually light too,I...

    Yeah,I actually made it earlier than expected.The traffic this morning was unusually light too,I wonder why?.... Saw plenty of cops,though... How was yours?
  20. Elwood70

    I...

    That's what I would do....:cool:
  21. Elwood70

    Proof that America is doomed

    ...and there's no shortage of people rooting for it...
  22. Elwood70

    What is the point of interracial porn?

    To **** off racists.
  23. Elwood70

    St Patricks Day

    I won't either....even if I get delayed by two or three hours,I'll still get home before dark. Oh,and...
  24. Elwood70

    St Patricks Day

    Same deal here....and I have to drive right through it tomorrow night.
  25. Elwood70

    Glenn Beck Calls Bruce Springsteen's "Born In The USA" "anti-American"

    Born down in a dead man’s town The first kick I took was when I hit the ground You end up like a dog that’s been beat too much Till you spend half your life just covering up Born in the U.S.A., I was born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A., born in the U.S.A. Got in a little hometown jam...
  26. Elwood70

    St Patricks Day

    My city has a whole fucking neighborhood for this type of **** (Fells' Point)....I'm already planning for a doubled-or tripled-commute time home tomorrow night. We already had our cabbage and potatoes for dinner the other night at my parent's house,so at least I don't have to worry about that...
  27. Elwood70

    Catalina Taylor retires from porn

    Who the hell is Catalina Taylor?
  28. Elwood70

    Does anyone pay for porn anymore?

    Yes. Last year,I bought Lisa Ann's Interactive DVD when I got my tax refund (It was my one "selfish buy" item).I'm still undecided about what to get this year,though.....:cool:
  29. Elwood70

    Nina Mercedez

    Already did.....:cool: :D
  30. Elwood70

    Nina Mercedez

    Not yet......at least not until after March 25-27th.....:D :cool:
  31. Elwood70

    Super-sized mum determined to be world's fattest woman

    She's done more harm to the state of New Jersey than Bruce Springsteen has done good for it........she's almost canceled him out. Now,all we can do is hope she never meets him,she'll probably eat him.
  32. Elwood70

    You have a new followe on Twitter.... Me!!!

    You have a new followe on Twitter.... Me!!!
  33. Elwood70

    Americanisms...

    Actually,it's called American English....:D :cool:
  34. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★

    Re: ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★ No,it was my mistake...I meant that I've already placed my vote for this round.The third round ends tonight (for me),and the fourth begins tomorrow. Thanks for the clarification.:cool:
  35. Elwood70

    Glenn Beck Calls Bruce Springsteen's "Born In The USA" "anti-American"

    I play it on the 4th every year......it's a good reality-check. ...not to mention the fact that it's a great song,but what else can I expect from Bruce?
  36. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★

    Re: ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★ Well technically speaking,that was my last vote.This round of the contest ends at midnight my time,which is in about 6 1/2 hours. If I could vote for Nina again tomorrow,I most surely would.:cool:
  37. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★

    Re: ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★ Here's my surprise of the day..... I voted for Nina Mercedez Try to contain your shock....:D
  38. Elwood70

    Douchebaggery free zone.

    Yet another group where I don't fit in.... :D
  39. Elwood70

    Teen Idol Corey Haim Dies at 38

    ...unless you're Keith Richards.:cool:
  40. Elwood70

    Thanks hon!!!!!

    Thanks hon!!!!!
  41. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★

    Re: ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★ Thankyouthankyouthankyou..... :cool:
  42. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★

    Re: ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★ Damn...it was worth a shot....
  43. Elwood70

    Runaway Prius Hoax ?

    A Prius can do 90?
  44. Elwood70

    Twatting it up will be fundamental in life

    I already have one....
  45. Elwood70

    Image of Jesus 'appears in a frying pan'

    So,it could just as easily be Charles Manson in 1969.....
  46. Elwood70

    Rap "Music" Sucks

    Mainstream or not,it still had-and has-the power to scare the **** out of people. ....and every once in awhile,it still does.
  47. Elwood70

    Rap "Music" Sucks

    What I think is funny is the fact that the very same criticisms,almost word-for-word,were leveled at another form of music waaaay back in its' beginning,as well as sporadically even now. This music was also blamed for every problem imaginable,and looked upon by the majority (read: older)...
  48. Elwood70

    Which *********** death would make you genuinely sad?

    ...much to the dismay of Tallahassee....:cool:
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