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  1. Elwood70

    eva angelina retired

    Her Twitter profile says: . She's also said the same in tweets.
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    Life without electricity

    Exactly,and it would also possibly help weed out the species. I've had to go without it on a few occasions,and it really wasn't a big deal.Once the reality of it being off for awhile sets in,it's actually not so bad-even at night. I have the essentials:A guitar,a blues harp,a...
  3. Elwood70

    Porn actor goes on rampage at video production office, police say; 1 dead, 2 wounded

    Re: Porn actor goes on rampage at video production office, police say; 1 dead, 2 woun Apparently, down.
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    *** Cat is choosing a weapon

    Cats don't have hands.
  5. Elwood70

    Yurizan Beltran: Should She?

    Not that she's going to give a flying fuck what my opinion is,but no.
  6. Elwood70

    Eating her out. Is it important?

    No,never. I eat her first. :cool:
  7. Elwood70

    In Other Testicle News, "Woman Jailed For Testicle ******" !!

    That means she's out.......
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    50 prettiest porn star list....good read

    ..or,a shameless tactic to sell magazines to certain Americans.
  9. Elwood70

    Rush... The Greatest Band Ever???

    No. Next question?
  10. Elwood70

    What is more important: Gary Coleman dying or the Gulf Oil Disaster?

    Chuck Norris or John McClane?
  11. Elwood70

    "It's Dennis Hopper you moron. "....Dammit!!!....beat me to it.

    "It's Dennis Hopper you moron. "....Dammit!!!....beat me to it.
  12. Elwood70

    Celebrating 80 Years of Clint Eastwood

    80 years old....and I still wouldn't fuck with him!!! Happy Birthday,Clint,you're an inspiration-in many more ways than one.
  13. Elwood70

    Babes in Sunglasses

    Finally!!!! Beautiful women and good sunglasses!! :thumbsup:
  14. Elwood70

    Worst Band Names

    98Rock hasn't changed a bit....didn't think so.
  15. Elwood70

    Monica Santhiago / Monica Santiago

    Re: Monica Santhiago Has Quit Porn The hopeless romantic in me says good for her. The cynic in me says... ...means "until the divorce". I'm not familiar with her or her work,so I'll just say that I hope she's happy. Everyone deserves to be happy. Well, almost everyone.
  16. Elwood70

    Is it a coincidence that they're all BMWs?

    4 people with BMWs scammed their insurance companies?
  17. Elwood70

    Dennis Hopper Is Dead

    I said this on the other thread about his recent illness,but it bears repeating: Rest in peace.... I wonder if Peter Fonda saw him one last time....
  18. Elwood70

    Man having sex with a woman

    Sure!!! Here you go!!!
  19. Elwood70

    It's Dinner Time!

    Giada. mmmmmmmmmmmm.......
  20. Elwood70

    Actor Gary Coleman tragically dies at the age of 42

    Writing checks will do that.
  21. Elwood70

    Greatest runner of all time ?

    Brad Bishop. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Bishop http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/03/01/AR2006030102328.html
  22. Elwood70

    Worst Band Names

    ...inspired by Buddy Holly and The Crickets :cool:
  23. Elwood70

    Miss Hybrid

    Re: NEW FIND : Miss Hybrid - WOW!!! What rifle? I don't see a rifle..... I see a shotgun,though.....
  24. Elwood70

    Generation eXit

    The title of the thread implies that you're referring to the so-called "Generation X",yet the content implies something different.So,which is it?
  25. Elwood70

    What Irritates Or Annoys You About A Porn Scene

    When they lead to repeat threads on a porn message board.
  26. Elwood70

    The Bizkit Iz Back!

    Who?
  27. Elwood70

    How much ******* do you ***** a week?

    Lightweight. :D
  28. Elwood70

    Metal legend Ronnie James Dio dead at 67

    Exactly. Which means Black Sabbath isn't truly dead.
  29. Elwood70

    Metal legend Ronnie James Dio dead at 67

    Last I checked,Ozzy is still alive. RIP Ronnie.
  30. Elwood70

    Husband bails from moving vehicle after wife refuses to 'shut up'

    I've been tempted to do this,and I was the one driving.....
  31. Elwood70

    Christianity... Is It Worth Putting Up With For A Girl?

    It was news to me as well,I was just responding to another post.
  32. Elwood70

    Christianity... Is It Worth Putting Up With For A Girl?

    Yeah,like one bad Pagan is going to discredit the entire thing.....:rolleyes:
  33. Elwood70

    53 secrets girls don't want guys to know

    I think the title says it all: "53 Secrets Girls don't want guys to know.."
  34. Elwood70

    Sara Jay does not care about her fans

    Fuckin' harsh.....
  35. Elwood70

    really i can't *** standing up

    Doesn't say anything about an Upper Decker :cool:
  36. Elwood70

    Teacher beats the **** out of his student.

    When did he actually ****?
  37. Elwood70

    Ridiculous / Irritating / Supid songs of all time

    I can't see the videos-I have my Flash disabled here-but has anyone said "Stairway To Heaven" yet? If someone did,I'd like to second that .If not,I 'm saying it now.
  38. Elwood70

    Veronica Zemanova / Veronika Zemanova

    Re: Veronica Zemanova Thankfully,no.
  39. Elwood70

    Cheers from Sparky Shortz

    I never understood the "Start a thread to announce I'm leaving" threads.....
  40. Elwood70

    Which Pornstars kisses the best

    Kisses what? I'm sure they're out by now.....
  41. Elwood70

    Scooby-Doo revealed.

    Here I thought it was going to be one of those perved-out ones. Well done Blue.:cool:
  42. Elwood70

    Guess who's shooting again! ;d

    Those must be the same people that work inside and address me as "ma'am" because of my hair.
  43. Elwood70

    Good....it was pretty fuckin' stupid

    Good....it was pretty fuckin' stupid
  44. Elwood70

    What happened to the camel thread?

    What happened to the camel thread?
  45. Elwood70

    Cher's *** now officially a man

    Yeah....I did. ****. Still never have the real thing(s) though....
  46. Elwood70

    Cher's *** now officially a man

    ...and part of that process involves losing said balls.
  47. Elwood70

    Do you prefer Eva Angelina with or without bifocals?

    They're not real!? :eek: ****. .....one more thing to add to my general disillusionment of life in general. Is there anything left to believe in anymore? P.S.-If you hadn't already guessed,I prefer her with them.....
  48. Elwood70

    Will Smith Signs For Men In Black III

    Funny that you say that,Tom always struck me as a bottom.
  49. Elwood70

    Will Smith Signs For Men In Black III

    There's two things about this that worry me: 1. No Tommy Lee Jones (at least not yet) 2. 3D!?!?!?!?! What the FUCK!?
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