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  1. PirateKing

    Petition to ban threads that are petitions to ban

    Well have the other petitions been effective in banning what they sought to ban?
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    You have one day left. One day.

    Petra is sadistic.
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    Petition to ban Petra.

    Who Am I? Who am I??
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    Ya gotta remember....

    No offense, but you sound like an old man rambling.
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    What are you CRAVING right now?

    I want pancakes. And Blueballs.
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    Guys, please answer this question for me

    You can also hang your clothes on it. Don't underestimate the practicality of a quality peen.
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    You have one day left. One day.

    I have no loved ones (sad face), but that means I can forgo that nonsense and go out in a blaze of glory.
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    Petition to ban Petra.

    Go away. Please?
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    Pornstars who resemble Jwow?

    It can't get any closer than Jwwow herself. Just give her 2 years. Or one.
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    Should DOA82 Hit The Road?

    He's too professional. Frankly, I'm afraid of the man.
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    The age old question that has plagued mankind for decades...

    They both need tits. I'll go with skipper.
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    Who should deal with Iran?

    Iraq? Lol.
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    they all told me I couldn't do it, but I did it (mandatory pics)

    :facepalm: Ban revamp please.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? andy san dimas
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    Facials

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    Facials

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    Facials

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    Facials

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    My moral dilemma

    Maybe she's pregnant.
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    People to Avoid (Help the newbies!)

    Hmm....I think not!
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    People to Avoid (Help the newbies!)

    Nobody tells me these things...Okay nevermind, everyone fling your *** at brokill. Wow, this thread turned ugly.
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    People to Avoid (Help the newbies!)

    So you wear boots at the computer too?
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    People to Avoid (Help the newbies!)

    He's also a mod.
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    People to Avoid (Help the newbies!)

    Since when did I give a fuck about possessive apostrophes?
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    People to Avoid (Help the newbies!)

    Since when do I give a fuck about *****'s? :pimpdaddy
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    People to Avoid (Help the newbies!)

    ...Apparently he's Voldemort.
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    People to Avoid (Help the newbies!)

    Dirk. He'll snatch your innocence. Definitely avoid this guy. He laughs hysterically at everything he says. You should definitely avoid Andronicus.
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    Your GIF of the year?

    I've gone through too many gifs this year to narrow it down to one. My brain is fried.
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    How do you view your porn?

    With my naked eye.
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    Tiger Woods’ ex-wife bulldozes $12 million home

    The cat's out of the bag. :D
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    This Sunday...

    That's...! A fair assumption. I don't give a **** about either team anyway.
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    Bachmann, Perry, Cain, Gingrich, Paul, and now Santorum...

    Cuz Romney's too gangsta FDwwAaVmnf4
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    Soap Opera Actresses Who Could Be Pornstars

    Kelly monaco from General Hospital Nadia Bjorlin from Days of our Lives
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Lilly Lovely I love that woman (pun intended) I expect pics.
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    Why do so many people like pizza?

    His ***. I hope... Steve, don't take pizza lightly. Just don't. That's right, you shoot your load before the ***** even gets there. I'M THAT GOOD.
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    Same-Sex Marriage, Where Do You Stand?

    What prompted you to bring this age-old issue up again? You expecting to find bible thumpers here?
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    Why do so many people like pizza?

    Dat cheese Dat crust Dat sauce Seriously, you don't get it?
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    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    Are you new here? Or she doesn't give a ****.
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    Durango High School Senior's Photo Yanked From Yearbook For Controversial Attire

    When the the school forbids her to do so. Reverse psychology ftw.
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    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    You caught us... Now GTFO!!
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    Latin (latina) babes only (no hardcore)

    Re: Hottest Latina? You are, baby!
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    Tiger Woods’ ex-wife bulldozes $12 million home

    She's extremely wasteful and high maintenance then?
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    Tori Black and Taylor Vixen Funny pic

    Nnnn dat pose... They played Chutes and ladders.
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    The biggest girl youve ever fucked? Got one? I'll tell you my story!

    Hot story. I could read it over and over again. Motely Crue cassette? Thanks for making me feel young...
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    Wives vs Hookers......Pros and Cons

    :surprise: It all depends on the wife. I'm assuming for $500/hr you can get a spitting image of katy perry to do the raunchiest things imaginable in every position imaginable while talking like tory lane. Bombshell l V Me It's only humiliating if you feel shame :2 cents: Can I be your hooker?
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