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  1. PirateKing

    Michael Bay Taking ‘Mutant’ Out of ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Reboot

    Nooo! They're turtles who fell into radioactive ooze. That's how they became ninjas! Why would he **** on such such an epic plot element?! Baaaaay!! :cussing:
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    'I’m Socialist - What Do You Expect?'

    Way to take a quote out of context. Obviously she was joking and making fun of simpletons like Will who like to throw around the word "socialist" without even knowing what they're talking about. Even if she wasn't, who gives a fuck? Doesn't make her a dumb whore, so shut up.
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    Don't forget!

    Is that why you **** ******'s day?
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    I came back from vacation.

    Your crew has been merged with my crew. You should feel honored.
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    I came back from vacation.

    Looks like you two are the best of buds.
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    Click it

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    Well everyone, I'm done....

    You tricked me! Damn you for getting me so excited....
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    American soldier has a 'breakdown' and shoots 16 civilians dead including 9 ********

    Re: American soldier has a 'breakdown' and shoots 16 civilians dead including 9 ***** This is a delicate situation. There would be outrage if the US tried and punished him themselves but it would make the US government look very bad to disavow and hand over one of their soldiers, ******** or...
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    Porn Stars behaving badly.

    I got turned on.
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    The Official Mammary Monday thread!!

    Gotta get down on Friday bitches.
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    The Official Mammary Monday thread!!

    It's Friday muthafuckas! Sit down.
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    <3 You 4Eveaaah! That is all.

    <3 You 4Eveaaah! That is all.
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    is it me or is the forum moving fast lately?

    Roald jinxed it. This board is moving at a snails pace today. Who said you assholes could stop posting?!
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    Sanatorium crackdown may catch Internet porn viewers

    What percentage of people is Santorum actually trying to appeal to?
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    Obama's Transsexual Nanny

    They don't all look like the ones you're used to. :facepalm:
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    American soldier has a 'breakdown' and shoots 16 civilians dead including 9 ********

    Re: American soldier has a 'breakdown' and shoots 16 civilians dead including 9 ***** As unsympathetic as it may sound, you are correct. We established a mission nearly ten years ago to eliminate the threat of Al Queada and although we totally veered off the course into a completely different...
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    If the Broncos sign Peyton Manning...

    Just another example of the skewed logic that some people have. You'd rather have the lame-ass wholesome image guy than the power player. Who cares what hapoens to Tebow? All that matters in football is ability.
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    is it me or is the forum moving fast lately?

    Too much to handle? Too bad! Get your ass out of the kitchen Roald. We're in the big leagues now.
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    Goldman Sachs and "The Muppet Manifesto"

    Exactly. Who are the muppets now? Muppets!
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    I. Am. Galactic.

    Hey, I'm back. Turns out I've got nothin better to do than stick around. Here's a relavant MV. MVgtEl_83HA Awwww yeah! Remember the 90's, bitches? I vaguely do.
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    American soldier has a 'breakdown' and shoots 16 civilians dead including 9 ********

    Re: American soldier has a 'breakdown' and shoots 16 civilians dead including 9 ***** What goals do we really have? Bin Laden is dead and there are only a handful of Al Queda lingering. At this point we're just creating more anti american sentiment. We need to pull out immediately, faster than...
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    Interesting

    Blame religion and politics, which hindered technological innovation. People probably could have had this **** at least as early as the 70's and by now we could have developed jetpacks and they could be every member of the ****** including the dog. Not to mention hover cars.
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    I. Am. Galactic.

    Wasn't your old name Galactic? Edit: Damn it, I said I was going to leave.
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    Goldman Sachs and "The Muppet Manifesto"

    Crooks had it coming. Let's show some appreciation for whistle blowers. :clap:
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    I. Am. Galactic.

    Yeah...I don't think I'll be sticking around. :*****:
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    Bring Back Sam Fisher

    Re: post count spam
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    While I was gone...

    This is some bullshit.
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    You're stranded on an island...

    Roald. My gut tells me he tastes delicious with bbq sauce. Or ranch. Hell, any sauce if it's available. Nobody will miss him. I'll oil up the OCSM's in his stead.
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    How can Obama lose the election? Really, how can he lose?

    Newt and Santorum are still vying for the nomination? That alone speaks levels about their common sense. So it's going to be Obama v Romney. Personally, while they are both dashing men, I think Romney might just be an android with the words Goldman Sachs ™ incribed somewhere. What faults does...
  30. PirateKing

    Chuck Grassley upset with History Channel

    Where's mah mutha fuckin' history, bitchesss?! Is Chucky G gonna have to ***** a bitch?!
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    Breaking News: Nichole Heiress Arrested for hooking!

    Cops who bust prostitutes aren't real cops. Gives us our taxes back. Also, 300 is a pretty good deal for nicole Heiress. Whoever busted her either doesn't know a good opportunity or maybe he just likes the cock.
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    How to dispose of porn?

    Donate it to the needy.
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    Godzilla vs. Cthulu

    Pirates & Gorziyya 4evah!
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    In all honesty

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    In all honesty

    I can't have you bullying my best asset.
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    Life after porn career

    Prostitution. Make a name for yourself and people will want to bang you even in your golden years.
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    I've had a Vision! The Future of Freeones.......

    Spyder shoulda scheduled an appointment like I did.
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    Doesn't explain how Randall become one too though. But yeah, somewhere along the ay they could have been infected by some careless thing they did and it was just a matter of time. Or maybe it just has a dormant effect and takes over when the person is dead.
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    Exclusive FreeOnes interviews archive! First out: Nicole Graves

    Re: Exclusive FreeOnes interviews archive! I know who I'll be fapping to tonight.
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    Was it necessary? Rebeca Linares new tits

    I'm used to them now, but she definitely went too big. C would have been better. Oh well...
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    Shane could have turned his head and moved around before he got up.
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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