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  1. PirateKing

    Godzilla vs. Cthulu

    You must spread some rep around before giving it to STDiva again. ^ Fuck the system.
  2. PirateKing

    I believe (winterwarz) is declaring WAR against me!

    Don't forget it's better than yours.
  3. PirateKing

    Godzilla vs. Cthulu

    I've known Godzilla since I was a ***. He inspired reptar from rugrats, my favorite nicktoon show from back in the day. He destroyed Japan countless times and took on the the fiercest monsters. Who the fuck is this cthulu who thinks he can take on the OG?
  4. PirateKing

    Oh Petra...you shneaky little devil.

    Ninjas have always been more mainstream than pirates. If you look at it on a superficial level, yes ninjas have all those moves and weapons. **** especially don't understand the romanticism and grandoise of being a pirate. The adventure, the debauchery, the "fuck you!" attitude. Pirates actually...
  5. PirateKing

    MTV's PUNK'D is coming back, without the douche :)

    Ashton is going to show up on the first episode and be like "guess what? I AM still hosting the show. You all just got punk'd!". Oh that would be the worst punk ever....
  6. PirateKing

    I love4 squallumz

    Well, I could be wrong, but I believe Squallumz is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
  7. PirateKing

    Petra, can u post a pic of yourself? Please.

    I feel like my whole world is a lie now.
  8. PirateKing

    Public Service Announcement about Regina!

    Why you been snooping in other people's bushes?
  9. PirateKing

    I believe (winterwarz) is declaring WAR against me!

    You like tasting axe? I give you axe!
  10. PirateKing

    Oxnard Teacher accused of moonlighting in porn...

    You like teh big sausage, just not on your pizza.
  11. PirateKing

    Was your very first ejaculation the hardest?

    Lasted a good ten seconds. I think I might stop masturbating for a couple weeks just to get that feeling again.
  12. PirateKing

    teacher fired for being porn star

    Either way you get screwed over. Ba dum ch!!!
  13. PirateKing

    I'm regretting my choice of username

    Henrik Larsson. Boss.
  14. PirateKing

    Rush Limbaugh calls Georgetown student a 'slut'

    Inb4 Sandra Fluke was a trap set up by the left to bring about the downfall of Limbaugh. :stir:
  15. PirateKing

    Wait, What?

    Make me.
  16. PirateKing

    Wait, What?

    In the butt. Huh?
  17. PirateKing

    (If possible) Please change my rep to 1 trillion &...

    S-Scary....Petra is scary!
  18. PirateKing

    Petra, can u post a pic of yourself? Please.

    Angry pirate?
  19. PirateKing

    What are you listening to right now?

    zXIuAz7aryo
  20. PirateKing

    Wolverine vs. Batman

    Batman is more tactical and intellegent than wolverine. He'll figure out a way.
  21. PirateKing

    Oh Petra...you shneaky little devil.

    It was YOUUU! Little bastaerd. Don't lie to me.... Ooooh, you gonna get it now Hahahaheyyy...feisty! Run along you little shcamp!
  22. PirateKing

    Album Art...

    Some good album art here http://inspiredology.com/99-best-designed-album-covers/
  23. PirateKing

    New 18yr old Natacha... hot or not?

    Compared to your usual stock, or compared to mainstream porn stars?
  24. PirateKing

    Oh Petra...you shneaky little devil.

    Aw hell naw! Girrrllll.... No sir, not today sir! Poppa PK don't give up that easily. Pirate supporters are always fashionably late to the party anyways. If the ninja is the hare then we're the tortoise.
  25. PirateKing

    Is Adele hot?

    Don't underestimate British hags.
  26. PirateKing

    Oh Petra...you shneaky little devil.

    I blame the wizard part in him.
  27. PirateKing

    What does a Female Pornstar thinks when she gets fucked?

    Hopefully about cooking dinner. :mad:
  28. PirateKing

    Oh Petra...you shneaky little devil.

    Vikings, wizards, vampires, ect. fuck off. This is strictly between pirates and ninjas. If you want to challenge pirates with your own class of fighter then do make a separate thread about it.
  29. PirateKing

    What are you listening to right now?

    xSPsrvnYbMg
  30. PirateKing

    The Official Mammary Monday thread!!

    I'm actually glad it's not Sunday.
  31. PirateKing

    Buried Alive.

    Dying in a grave and then unearthed once he's dead.. How ironic.
  32. PirateKing

    ...and so it begins March 5th

    There's nothing I love more than seeing a porn star school a prosecutor or any so called "expert" on laws and rights. I couldn't stand her smug attitude like she knew what the hell she was saying. It was so obvious that she was just another porn hating ideological feminist. She even said "most...
  33. PirateKing

    The Walking Dead on AMC

    Shame that they ****** off Dale. He had a strong presence this episode and his speech near the end was well delivered. I can't believe the odds of that zombie actually being the one to **** him. Carl's so stupid dawdling around with his lame cowboy hat and trying to be his ***. When he was...
  34. PirateKing

    Is it peadophilia to suck a baby's penis if it is part of your religion?

    And just like farts, you move at a snail's pace. :1orglaugh
  35. PirateKing

    Oh Petra...you shneaky little devil.

    5RAQXg0IdfI 2/10: would not bang. :stir: But honestly, it's fun to oppose her. The most sincere form of respect comes from rivalry. Well if ninjas are disciplined enough to use martial arts, good for them. But I prefer a more rough and individualistic fighting style. Pirates do whatever they...
  36. PirateKing

    Kirk Cameron on abortion: "I think that it's wrong, under any circumstances"

    Old news. We knew he was a crazy religious fanatic.
  37. PirateKing

    Oh Petra...you shneaky little devil.

    http://browse.deviantart.com/photography/?q=sexy%20pirate#/d3ir117 :dunno:
  38. PirateKing

    Oh Petra...you shneaky little devil.

    It's time to settle this. We shall let the people decide. Maybe there should even be a tournament and a poll. Post your pirate or ninja pics/videos and show your support. I haven't decided on the stakes yet, so I'll let the people make suggestions on that as well.
  39. PirateKing

    I may be the only guy one earth to be rejected by every girl

    Ted Bundy has nothing on you Blue.
  40. PirateKing

    What ****** troll shall we unban? If we were to unban one...

    Why the unban Sam campaign? He's not Nelson Mandela. Jesus penis...
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