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  1. PirateKing

    Lost

    This isn't your thread anymore. You don't have the sufficient pull to get this muthafucka locked down. Bump.
  2. PirateKing

    Official checked Star Member thread

    Heeey! I've fapped to her! It's always nice to get one you know every once in a while.
  3. PirateKing

    How tall are you?

    5'11". Either the average freeones' member has an overly productive pituitary or this thread is only attracting the braggers.
  4. PirateKing

    My top 25 list...

    Knee jerk reaction. They're overrated.
  5. PirateKing

    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    It looks okay.
  6. PirateKing

    is it me or is the forum moving fast lately?

    And RaginCaucasian! Huh? Who said that? But speaking about RC.....
  7. PirateKing

    Woman, 39, accused of breaking into house and ****** man

    Clean your balls you slob.
  8. PirateKing

    Woman, 39, accused of breaking into house and ****** man

    Clean your balls you slob.
  9. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? christy mack
  10. PirateKing

    In a Post-Apocalyptic World

    Let me just lay it out: I'd have no qualms about ***********.
  11. PirateKing

    Don't ya wish you had some guns?

    Well those are lovely stories. Do you want to hear about all the tragedies that occurred as a result of fire arms? Oh, you're going to ignore them? Never mind then...
  12. PirateKing

    This just in....

    To be fair, Sam IS a fucking idiot troll. He doesn't just state his opinion, he want to shove it all down our throats via propaganda and any video/meme/unreliable article he can find.
  13. PirateKing

    Black chick freaks out in class over evolution and black people, gets tasered

    Talk about perpetuating a stereotype....
  14. PirateKing

    This just in....

    This pisses me off more than anything. You give spam kudos to everyone validates your opinion. Theres a rep feature that lets you leave thos kinds of stupid comments.
  15. PirateKing

    Woman, 39, accused of breaking into house and ****** man

    Or this person doesn't qualify as a guy.
  16. PirateKing

    I just noticed something.

    You could help out in the ID section.
  17. PirateKing

    US/Canadian opinion on "The Simpsons", "****** Guy" & "American ***"

    Re: US/Canadian opinion on "The Simpsons", "****** Guy" & "American ***" For the love of....stop posting such long-ass responses!
  18. PirateKing

    A lot of people blame the United States for many things. However....

    Saying fuck repeatedly makes the anger subside. I think.
  19. PirateKing

    Fu*k Cancer - Raven Alexis Fund Raising T-Shirt

    Just buy the damn shirt and give it to someone else. Seriously... And this thread is four months old. Someone slap the *****.
  20. PirateKing

    Vote for Me!

    Eyepatch and/or tricorne is also a must. Maybe just a bandana. I'm not picky. Don't listen to petra, she's just jelly because pirate wenches look so fine.
  21. PirateKing

    A lot of people blame the United States for many things. However....

    Are you fucking kidding me? You're posting a bunch of links to statistics that are irrelevant to your arguement. How is being behind third world countries in ******** a plus? Stop misrepresenting the reality. Why the hell did I click on this thread? If you wanted to **** me off more than I was...
  22. PirateKing

    Vote for Me!

    I would love it if you stripped in a sexy pirate costume.
  23. PirateKing

    National debt up more in 3 years under BHO than 8 under Bush

    I think the above posts provide sufficient justification. Anything else? Maybe you'd like to bring up the birth certificate bullshit again.
  24. PirateKing

    What should STDiva do tomorrow?

    "**** himself" seems to be the consensus.
  25. PirateKing

    When I go to ***** tonight

    Spooning position.
  26. PirateKing

    I have an opinion on something.

    Who told you to have an opinion? Shut it.
  27. PirateKing

    When STDiva goes to bed tonight

    His belly, without any pants. That way Dirk can get in, do the dirty deed, then get out ass quickly as possible.
  28. PirateKing

    The Onion reports Michael Bay to direct Thundercats movie

    ^ Actually they will be the result of humans accidentally teleporting themselves with a cat in the pod and fusing together with them as a result.
  29. PirateKing

    What should I do tomorrow?

    Go skydiving. Without a parachute.
  30. PirateKing

    I am watching American *** right now.

    No you aren't. I see through your fantastisism.
  31. PirateKing

    I love going for walks.

    That's kinda fruity.
  32. PirateKing

    I bought some new headphones today.

    :facepalm: You're out of touch with the bro generation, brah. Poppin collahs is soo last year.
  33. PirateKing

    If you could...

    Sigh...one of these days we'll make it to the second page of a thread without a sodomy innuendo.
  34. PirateKing

    Bree Olson Naked for Kony 2012 (video)

    Just a fad.
  35. PirateKing

    Bree Olson Naked for Kony 2012 (video)

    Just a fad.
  36. PirateKing

    Would You Meet a Freeones Member?

    Hasn't this thread been done before. Don't want to be a party sodomizer but...just sayin'.
  37. PirateKing

    Help buy STDiva a plane ticket...

    Don't be fooled. He's just saying that as a pretense so that he can go to LA to audition for the movie. That sellout!
  38. PirateKing

    Will someone plz explain REP to me?

    Oh quit pining for attention.
  39. PirateKing

    Two Ex Porn Stars Uncover the Truth About Porn

    Your escargo is pallid.
  40. PirateKing

    If you could...

    You just mad that I poked all these holes in your proposal.
  41. PirateKing

    If you could...

    It's impossible to erase a memory without effecting all the other memories that compound on it. Anyways, haven't you ever seen those movies where a person chooses to erase their memory for whatever reason and then once thy do they end up trying to regain it because they have no idea don't know...
  42. PirateKing

    How do you cope with recession?

    I became a pirate. Nuff said.
  43. PirateKing

    Hi -- new solo amateur :) (Pics and Introduction)

    :) Welcome to the board. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
  44. PirateKing

    Killling ******** in Videogames.

    **** die. You wanna deny that **** and pretend it doesn't happen? If anything you're hampering awareness to the fact that **** are dying and therefore must not want people to know **** are dying because you want **** to continue dying. Shame On you sir, I'm disgusted by your agenda.
  45. PirateKing

    Two Ex Porn Stars Uncover the Truth About Porn

    Your argument is a salad.
  46. PirateKing

    Two Ex Porn Stars Uncover the Truth About Porn

    Just an embittered bunch blaming their personal problems on the porn industry in general. "porn drove me to do *****" "porn is the reason I'm so unstable" No, you were fucked up before you when into porn and made bad choices. Don't project it onto everyone. Now your new **** is religion...
  47. PirateKing

    Law Firm Fires 14 Employees Over Wearing Orange Shirts

    Good riddance. What a fashion faux pas. Anyone who wears such an ugly color should be taken out back and shot. *double snap*
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