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  1. ChuckFaze

    Riley Reid / Paige Riley

    Wwwwww WOW! What a major Cutie! And that Body! Those adorable cute Titties! And then there's her spectacular BUSH! :drool2: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: :bowdown: I think I just may have found Miss FreeOnes 2015. :yesyes: :drawheart:
  2. ChuckFaze

    OCSM of the Week 2015

    You're welcome, Harley! My pleasure. :yesyes: :coolthumb: One of the by now FreeOnes Legends, a Classic , one of the original Board Girls whose work always radiates Sexiness!
  3. ChuckFaze

    CUM here and get to know me

    Hah Hah Hah! Victim of the Phoebe Cates Chain Reaction, huh, abejarano? :1orglaugh Well, I've noticed in that last week or two that like a fast-moving fire, a very similar inescapable, unstoppable chain reaction has been moving across FreeOnes. :yesyes: The Antonella Chain Reaction. It's like...
  4. ChuckFaze

    CUM here and get to know me

    Whew! I'm back. I had to take care of the chain reaction after the Phoebe Cates coming out of the swimming pool talk. :D Heyyyyy, buenas tardes good afternoonerooni Cutienella Wetanella Antonella! :wave: Oh, and likewise, a big Hi to your 2 constant companion well-rounded Body Guards /...
  5. ChuckFaze

    When do you masturbate?

    So, did the FedEx truck with the dozen Tamales care package arrive yet? :rofl2: Just Kidding! Hopefully you do get something from which you'll need some serious winding back down relief. :thumbsup: And that it'll give you a smile that you'll need plastic surgery to remove. :rofl:
  6. ChuckFaze

    OCSM of the Week 2015

    I vote for Harley Spencer.
  7. ChuckFaze

    Amazon surpasses Walmart as most valuable retailer in. the. WORRLLLLD.

    I'm old school. I don't like buying ANYTHING on the Net. I can count on 3 fingers the number of things I've bought on the Internet. A Modem from the Walmart website and 2 Flash Drives from Amazon. And the 2 Flash Drives were only because I had won an Amazon Gift Card in a contest. I prefer a...
  8. ChuckFaze

    NFL '15 Season Thread

    That could happen. There's usually that rule that you can't lose your job to injury. But, suspension on the other hand, is game. :rofl2:
  9. ChuckFaze

    NFL '15 Season Thread

    Tom Brady should consider himself lucky that he gets to keep his Superbowl Championship. He should just suck it up and pay the piper.
  10. ChuckFaze

    CUM here and get to know me

    Thanks for the Tamale clarification, cestmoi. :thumbsup:
  11. ChuckFaze

    CUM here and get to know me

    Are those Tamales just barely being cooked, or at least a lot of them? I see a lot of them being very light in color vs. the more unmistakable Redish Chile Colorado-filled ones to which I am accustomed. Are those lighter-colored ones of some type other than Chile Colorado-filled. Cuz I do know...
  12. ChuckFaze

    CUM here and get to know me

    Heh Heh Heh! Yes, she IS very gorgeous and very sexy. :drool2: :drawheart: I can't watch it right now because of my Dial Up. But, the next time I have access to High Speed Internet at the house of one of my sisters, I MUST download that masterpiece onto my Flash Drive. :yesyes:
  13. ChuckFaze

    It's 2015, What Should We Be Able to Do By Now?

    I believe that equivalent already exists, Antonella. I just don't happen to know the name right now. I guess it just doesn't get promoted remotely nearly as much as Viagra and even with the knowledge of its existence, it doesn't get purchased.
  14. ChuckFaze

    It's 2015, What Should We Be Able to Do By Now?

    Considering all the detailed Mega Blockbuster Sci-Fi Space movies, I think we are wayyy behind on the technology required to remotely achieve even a fraction of what is routine in the movies.
  15. ChuckFaze

    It's 2015, What Should We Be Able to Do By Now?

    Eyeglasses with self-adjusting vision. Or even some with manual adjustment whereby at any time you could adjust the vision setting for each eye.
  16. ChuckFaze

    CUM here and get to know me

    I think I may know the origin of cestmoi2010's unavoidable condition of morphing into an Insatiable Fucking Machine upon seeing a "Wet Woman." :yesyes: Are you familiar with Phoebe Cates' legendary --- Coming out of the swimming pool in THE Red Bikini, dripping WET and sexily wringing her hair...
  17. ChuckFaze

    Nude Photo of the Year (2014): Final 4!

    *** BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP --- REE RU REE RU *** Uh Oh! I gotta check this out. My BUSH Alert Alarm is seriously wailing away! Ohhhhhhhh MY Gggg Gggg Ggggahhh :drool2: Houston ... we have BUSH! And consequently Lift Off! :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: Love Love LOVE Kyla...
  18. ChuckFaze

    CUM here and get to know me

    Ssssssssss SPLASH! I guess you've been massaging Las Muchachas as The Beatles would say ... Eight Days a Week then. :shocked: :D Ssss, so do they really float, or is that just a myth?
  19. ChuckFaze

    OCSM of the Week 2015

    Great pic, Juno! I hadn't seen that one. I've been trying to think of whom Antonella reminds me. It's eluding me right now as to whether it's ONE specific actress. Otherwise, for now I could say that she reminds me of a combination of Miss Hybrid ... Sasha Alexander...
  20. ChuckFaze

    Are You Brand Loyal?

    What about you MUSICIANS out there? I'll bet most of y'all are very brand loyal when it comes to musical equipment. In my musician days, in my early and brief stint as a Guitar Player I was too young to be able to afford the luxury of being picky as far as Guitar brand went. :1orglaugh But, I...
  21. ChuckFaze

    Are You Brand Loyal?

    I am in certain areas, but in others not so much. Vehicles: I've had only 3 in my entire life and they've been Chevy Van, GMC Jimmy and currently Isuzu Rodeo. The 1st one was what I could afford. The next 2 I based them on what I liked, regardless of brand. Computers: Only my 1st one, my...
  22. ChuckFaze

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    I had NEVER seen Taquitos quite that way, Antonella. :D
  23. ChuckFaze

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    Your suppers just barely edge out my suppers for elite deliciousness, xfire. :yesyes: ...... Okay, so mine aren't even in the same solar system as yours. :rofl2: This afternoon I had a Pimento Cheese Sandwich and some ****.
  24. ChuckFaze

    OCSM of the Week 2015

    I nominate Harley Spencer.
  25. ChuckFaze

    ****-thread

    Chicken Dick :eek: :shock: :shocked: Now don't go and get all super analytical and say that chickens don't have dicks so that's not offensive, assari. It is the intent. For example: I heard that term in the movie Roadhouse. One of the bad guys, with a huge ***** in hand, challenged Patrick...
  26. ChuckFaze

    ****-thread

    :1orglaugh The thing is, it doesn't even have to involve a certain race. You could be at a super rough & rowdy **** Kicker Redneck bar and tell a stranger, "Hey, you Damn Dirty Ape, pass me the pretzels." And you could get your ass kicked for that. Because you'd in essence be telling him...
  27. ChuckFaze

    OCSM of the Week 2015

    Congratulations, Antonella! :stripper1: :stripper2: Should we have a Nutella and Tamales party? :partysml: :D
  28. ChuckFaze

    ****-thread

    I don't know about in Finland, but around here in the USA, I'm quite sure that there are plenty of situations whereby calling the wrong person "You Damn Dirty APE" will get your ass kicked. :yesyes:
  29. ChuckFaze

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    Another one of those homemade Omelette Burritos, a bag of Chili Fritos Corn Chips, a bag of Lay's Kettle Cooked Chips and a Grape Popsicle.
  30. ChuckFaze

    OCSM of the Week 2015

    Okay, Antonella, you DO realize now you're just ********* me by having covered the Promised Land area at the last second, don't you? :D The Black Panty Peek has now piqued my curiosity. Now I REALLY wanna see. No. Make that now I NEED to see. :yesyes: Don't make me beg. Cuz I've been known...
  31. ChuckFaze

    OCSM of the Week 2015

    Ohhh how I know that ***** Beaver sooooo well. :drool2: :drawheart: I hope I get to see it return again. I hope it isn't the end of an era. FreeOnes will never be the same. Okay, so I won't be the same.
  32. ChuckFaze

    Mandy Flores 1st thread! Let the addiction begin!

    I just finished downloading and checking out Mandy's Cheerleader Therapy GIF. Mutha Fucking Dayyyyy-Um! HOT! Loved it! Especially that ending. :drool2: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel:
  33. ChuckFaze

    When do you masturbate?

    Ooooooo! You reminded me that I haven't gone to check my usual place for Erotica. When I find some stories that are very well-written, Wow! They really get me worked up. But, sometimes it's hard to find the good ones among the crap. But, yeah, well-written Erotica WILL result in :rubbel: mood.
  34. ChuckFaze

    When do you masturbate?

    Right before my pre-going to bed shower. As in right after a serious FreeOnes enjoying session. :yesyes: No, no particular day regarding week nights vs. weekends. Just when the mood strikes me, when the feeling and the NEED is there.
  35. ChuckFaze

    OCSM of the Week 2015

    Casually nonchalant in that Fucking Deliciously Spectacular way, Masuimi. :drool2: :drool1: Day-Um! You ARE trouble. :D
  36. ChuckFaze

    Hello everyone!My name is Camila!!!.

    Hmmm ... odd. I wonder if it's not someone else taking credit for being the one in the pics?
  37. ChuckFaze

    CUM here and get to know me

    BTW, you look great in that dress, Antonella! :yesyes: That Black Lace piques my imagination. :D
  38. ChuckFaze

    CUM here and get to know me

    Let's see, let's see ... what is between the girls? A Football? :shock: Well, if anyone could pull it off, YOU could, Antonella. :D Seriously, my immediate thought last night was a Lime. Then I changed my mind to a wedge of Avocado. Guacamole Kahllo Style! YES! :partysml:
  39. ChuckFaze

    Hotter to make love to?

    Great Hot Pin Up Model ... with some serious Dirrrty Talking Skillz! :drool2: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: :bowdown: :drawheart:
  40. ChuckFaze

    Sexy Selfies

    Nice one. Very pretty ... AND very nice hair, Mileena. :yesyes:
  41. ChuckFaze

    ****-thread

    There is another Ape-based one that cracked me up in I believe --- Indiana Jones II Indiana Jones had confidently told Kate Kapshaw's character to meet him later. Flabbergasted at Indiana Jones' cockiness, Kate Kapshaw went, "Why you conceited APE! I'm not that EASY!" :rofl:
  42. ChuckFaze

    ****-thread

    Oh, that was said in that manner and tone in which Charleton Heston told that literal APE in the movie Planet of the Apes --- TAKE YOUR PAWS OFF of me, you DAMN DIRTY APE!
  43. ChuckFaze

    ****-thread

    You Damn Dirty APE! :cussing: :1orglaugh Nah, but seriously, in English my go to word would be probably Fucker! Or Mutha Fucker. :yesyes: :thumbsup: I remember once while driving, some idiot shoehorned his car in front of mine in heavy traffic. I uttered, "FUCKER!" It then immediately dawned...
  44. ChuckFaze

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    If you want to be healthy, Antonella, make it only 1 layer of Nutella on the Chicken Kabobs instead of two. ;) :rofl2:
  45. ChuckFaze

    CUM here and get to know me

    You know, Antonella, it just occurred to me that your name sounds like a good Detective name. You know ... just like on that elite level of say ... Clint Eastwood's Detective Dirty Callahan. Don't worry ... we have our Best Detective --- Detective Kahllo on the case! YES! :yesyes: You...
  46. ChuckFaze

    CUM here and get to know me

    Let me go get a snack and then I MUST get to working on that Nuclear Physics project that I told you I had to get on PRONTO. ;)
  47. ChuckFaze

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    A 4 Fish Stick & 2 slices of Turkey Baloney, Cheese and Mayo sandwich and some Great Value generic Cream Soda. Now I have to go get me some Tostadas Corn Chips with Sour Cream & Salsa.
  48. ChuckFaze

    how about this

    This one on the other hand ... prefer the Blue Bod getting fucked over the multi-colored hair. :D
  49. ChuckFaze

    how about this

    She definitely has a very nice rack. But, in that very 1st pic, her multi-colored hair turns me off, way off. Does nothing for me. In this one: ... she's definitely very pretty! :yesyes: Love the red lipstick. Still don't like her hair at all, but those lips are perfectly set for a BJ...
  50. ChuckFaze

    CUM here and get to know me

    Hey, hiropro ... don't forget to show Antonella some love by going over and voting for her in the OCSM of the Week thread. :yesyes:
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