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CUM here and get to know you, eh? It's more like now we get to CUM here BECAUSE we got to know you. :D

Excellent Mandy Flores contribution to the thread, ban-one. :thumbsup:

Crap! Damn! I'm out of Ice Cream! :cussing: I guess I'll have to have a Popsicle later. Not exactly Ice Cream, but with this heat, it hits the spot nevertheless.

Alright, Antonella! Branching out and diving off of the 10-meter board. I really didn't think you'd do it. :thumbsup: Good thing I didn't bet you, huh? :laugh: BTW ... you were absolutely right. That's one seriously hairy pussy you got there. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh Yeah, I know what you're thinking. You're envisioning a tiny, thin Asian Girl with tiny boobs. This Asian Girl was actually a bit tallish and every part of her was proportionately matching Mmmfffff fucking solid & perfect, including that memorable Solid In My Face Rack. :drool2...

Yep. I have all 3 versions installed: The ActiveX one ... the Plug-In one ... and the PPAPI one because apparently the new Blink Opera needs it, otherwise it periodically puts up messages that Flash Player needs to be installed or something along those lines.

This image does bring back some very funtastic memories. I was at this Strip Joint some years back and during a lap dance, this Hot, Tight-BOD-ed Asian Chick Dancer grabbed one of her very nice and abundant boobs and put the nipple right to my lips, moving it back & forth and humorously goes...

Have you ever found a donut or a Burger King Double Whopper in there? It could happen. :yesyes:

So in other words, you're getting slapped by the A-Team, huh? :boobies: :bounce: Are you seeing little stars yet? :rofl:

:rofl2: Too funny! Two simple words ...... and yet they sound so HOT. :drool2: Suddenly I turn into a voyeur --- YES! Go DEEPER! :catpopcorn: Okay, so it sounds HOT in THIS situation, but not in all situations. I mean, if a Quarterback yells at a Receiver, "Go DEEPER ..." then it is NOT HOT."...

So, have you ever had Nutella all over them? :D Okay, so I've never tasted Nutella, but I've heard many times that it is very good. Anyway, it just occurred to me that Nutella rhymes with Antonella. There could be a little song: :sing: Antonella tastes better, With Nutella on her. :yesyes...

When I read "2 hour burritos," I thought you were going to say that it was because they'd only stay in you 2 hours as 2 hours later you'd be in the restroom. :1orglaugh

Re: FreeOnes is getting close to 9mil posts, should they do the "guess the date" contest or what? THERE! It's fixed now. It's that I had forgotten to actually vote in the poll.

It was the ole 2 slices of Jalapeño Turkey Baloney with cheese & mayo sandwich AND some German Chocolate Cake.

So then the **** Cartels are in the wrong business, eh? :rofl: But seriously, I actually might be able to back you up that you're not just bullshitting. I vaguely remember back in the late 90s eating this cereal that MIGHT have been this very Cinnamon Toast Crunch of which you speak. I do...

Wow! Interesting that this thread should come up. I hadn't done cereal in ages, but someone gave me a jar of what I THINK is Cheerios Ancient Grain cereal. Well, what to do, what to do? So, I think it was around Monday that I just up and decided to mix in and crush some of that cereal into a...

Elementary. The FreeOnes Servers don't have enough computing power to be able to handle displaying The A-Team Rack in its entirety in only ONE comment. It's gotta divide the Boobage / Rackage / Hooterage Energy among 2 comments. :yesyes: Otherwise the Servers would overheat and there'd be a...

Re: FreeOnes is getting close to 9mil posts, should they do the "guess the date" contest or what? Fuck Yeah! :stripper1: :stripper2:

I'm gonna have to agree with emailaddress. There is definitely a fucking Fapbulous Buffet of Hot & Sexy Selfies worthy of 5 Stars here. Just for starters: Exhibit A and Exhibit B Like I said ... 5 Stars! :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel:

I concur with cestmoi2010 regarding the Sexy Hot Factor of girls wearing a Cap with a Ponytail going through the opening in the back of the Cap. Throw in a White T-Shirt and Jeans and it is :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: City! :drool2: :bowdown:

Well, I hope The A Team wins, if you know what I mean. ;) ;) And I'm pretty sure you do. :D Unless the other night I was yet again browsing the Internet while 75% ****** :rofl: and am mixing up info that I found here and there. :rofl2:

I had a leftover ... I guess you could call it an Omelette Burrito and some ****.

Thanks for the clarification. I just couldn't make out what it really was from the small pic.

Unlike a lot of you, I actually don't know that many Porn Stars / Adult Models. So, my Virtual Harem is definitely smaller than your Methuselahesque Harem, animus. And it's even smaller than ObsessedByDark's 105 Babe Harem. So I'd have to start over rather quickly. :bawling:

Ahhh, excellent point, jitna. That makes sense. :D

Awww Crap! That was supposed to say just "T-r-e-a-s-u-r-e Chest," but FreeOnes took liberty to make the connection to that other OCSM. And I can't even edit it by now as time expired for that. Oh well, it happens sometimes.

Heyyy, speaking of Caliente-O-Rama, so I read over on your Twitter that ... that you are the reigning Back to Back BEST Boobs Champion 2013 & 2014 at that certain website. Is that correct? If so, we are in the presence of Champion Boobs Royalty! We're talking Gold Medal / Platinum / Diamond...

So then we can concur that Justin Timberlake was full of **** when he was claiming that HE was "Bringing Sexy Back?" :1orglaugh It HAD to have been Ari, right?

I vote for Antonella Kahllo.

It doesn't surprise me one bit. As OUT THERE as they are, the odds of it already having happened had to be 100%. :1orglaugh

Wwww WOW! Woo Wooo Wooo Wooooooo! Okay, that was supposed to be a Wolf Howl. :1orglaugh Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. Dayyyyy-Um! I love that "Beef Feast" to which you treated us your Boyz, Antonella. :drool2: Everything's perfect. The Sexy Black Top. And your dos Muchachas looking sooo...

What about paranoia that your tits will knock over something very expensive in some expensive store? Or HAS it already happened before ... various times? :D

Wow! Upon examining the evidence, the McDonald's Secret Menu is actually tidier than the In & Out Menu. :shocked: That one's a serious MESS! :shock: :laugh:

Some Chef Boyardee Ravioli with Sriracha Powder and Garlic Powder sprinkled on it. And some ****. Later I'll get some Tostitos Fajita Scoops Chips with Sour Cream.

:rofl2: I just kept literally Laughing Out Loud over and over at the Land, Sea & Air Burger. What is that? A big slab of Spam? The McCrepe looks like ***** on a folded Pancake. :eek: The Big McChicken looks like remnants picked up off the floor after a carpentry project. :rofl:

Awwwww MAN! This is certainly a contest I'd want to win. A free One-month membership to ***** Bod Dirrty Little Holly's website? :drool2: Heck, just reading about what all one will find in there gets me all worked up. Unfortunately, with my Dial Up Internet I don't remotely have the computing /...

"Chiquita Pero Picosa" in English? That would be "Tiny, But Spicey." Sssssssss OUCH! Caliente-O-Rama! :flame: :dominatrix:

I have a nephew who's paranoid and totally convinced that it is the Anti-Virus companies themselves who are making and spreading Viruses and Malware in general. So, he hasn't used any Anti-Virus in years. He goes, "I haven't used an Anti-Virus in years and my computer has not been infected."...

Ohhhhh MY GOODNESS! You certainly have a way with words, Antonella. And to think that a while ago I had a prime time snack of only plain ole V-a-n-i-l-l-a Ice Cream. Hmmm ... I coulda had me a Kahllo Double Super Scoops Sundae! :D :bowdown: What a missed opportunity. :bawling: Heyyy, you did...

Me Me ME! I want to pick your lil body up from the counter. :yesyes: :drool2: I just read that you're only 5' 2". Wow! You're tiny. You look so adorable there. :drawheart: And yet at the same time Rrrrrr Rowrrr Hot & Sexy and ready for some Wild FUN! Heh Heh Heh! :D Just to clarify...

3 Flautas ................ Well, also known as Taquitos, I guess. And some Wild Cherry Pepsi. And a little bit later some Clover Club Sour Cream Potato Chips.

I just finished nominating Antonella for OCSM of the Week. So, later in the week when the voting begins, you guys can rush on over to the OCSM of the Week thread http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?819893-OCSM-of-the-Week-2015 ... and show Antonella some love by voting for her. :thumbsup:

By the way, Antonella ... I have nominated you for OCSM of the Week. So, feel free to sexily strut over there to the OCSM of the Week thread and make Raccoons out of us. :rofl2: Uhhh, that is to say ... you know ... Wow & Thrill us. :drool2: For you other Antonella Kahllo Fans that want to...

:shock: Dayyyyy-Um! Just reading that made my heart start beating faster, my breathing faster ... and then with the fantasizing kicking into higher gear, there was no stopping the HARD progress. :D

I nominate Antonella Kahllo.

Congratulations, Ariel! You did it! You WON OCSM of the Week! :partysml:

Whoa ****! Fuck! Dayyyyy-Um! A scorching pictorial just got hotter and went fucking Nuclear! :shock: I thought I already had all the pics from that pictorial, but I see that there is a lot more Gold in that Gold Mine. :drool2: I see I'm gonna have to redo and add to my collection of what was...

Hah Hah Hah! **** up looking like a raccoon. :rofl2: Oh wait a minute. You're serious, right?! :shocked: You're too funny, Antonella. :laugh: Anyway, you were right. That WAS a great breakfast that you had. I don't ***** coffee, but the rest sounded :drool2:

I'm not familiar with Kelly Madison or her husband, but I'm guessing their relationship is like that of Kayden Kross and her husband as chronicled on a TV segment here in the USA. Kayden's asshole husband flat out admitted that he just "couldn't handle" Kayden fucking other guys. He knew it...

Hmmmmm ... I was just thinking. Your good pair of bazookas on my face all the time would PROBABLY complicate driving. :rofl2: It would increase the possibility that a State Trooper would stop me. :1orglaugh Now I'd probably still be able to type comments here on the FreeOnes forum since I can...