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Uhhh, what did you say, Jeny? You caught me off guard ... daydreaming ... getting hard as I watched you in action in that Siggy and fantasized. :drool2: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: :bowdown:

Scotty, switch to bypass and give me maximum power! She's only got 50% power, Captain. I'm gonna need 1 week to fix it. You've got 15 minutes, Scotty. Okay, Captain. :rofl2: At least it's good to confirm that the problem was not on my end. Unfortunately, I'm sure it wouldn't be feasible...

Some other very good ones not on the list: Three's Company Happy Days How could Happy Days not be on there when it was the impetus for the famous phrase --- Jumped the Shark :rofl2: It's interesting how all shows eventually run their course and run out of steam.

Lucky bastards indeed. Congratulations, guys! Enjoy your fantasy come true.

Yeah. Maybe if you bat your eyelashes ever sooo seductively at Adam, maybe he'll give you an idea of if and when it's going to be.

Wwww WHAT? Healthy?!!! :eek: :shock: :shocked: OMG! Noooooooooo! :1orglaugh I never forget one time when my older ******* was commenting on how he didn't like this particular Deli place catering at his place of work. My ******* goes, "I don't know. Something is just off. Something is just...

MAN! This is a tough question because there are / have just been so many great ones. But, even though the Series Finale sucked more than a Black Hole sucking in a planet ... I gave the edge to Seinfeld.

I vote for Jeny Smith.

leftygoldberg ... Master806, keep in mind that right now we're still just in the Nomination phase. When the actual Voting phase starts, you'll have to reiterate your VOTE for Antonella for it to count as an actual official vote. The Voting should be starting no doubt later this Thursday morning.

I found this on MajorGeeks: http://www.majorgeeks.com/files/details/destroy_windows_10_spying.html I have no idea how good it is. I still use Windows XP.

You certainly ARE a hard-working girl, Jeny. You're definitely one of the most active OCSMs. :thumbsup: Not only do I hope you win this week's OCSM of the Week ... but, with you being one of the most active OCSMs and your content and style being Super Hot & Sexy, you have what it takes to do...

With Auto Mechanics, the only way you'll win is if you're lucky enough to have one in the ****** whom you know won't rip you off. For many years I had the luxury of that my *** was as good an Auto Mechanic as they got. However, that was back in the old school era ... the pre-computer, pre-fuel...

Well --- Car Salespersons ... Slithering Snakes. :cussing: They need to retire their ridiculous, annoying, nauseating 3000-year old ruse of the ole back & forth discussions between the Salesperson and their Manager whereby supposedly the Salesperson is really looking out for the customer's best...

Reminds me of that saying on bumper stickers: I wasn't born in ______, but I made my way there as fast as I could. :yesyes: Yeah, a lot of us had never heard of you before, but took Bugs Bunny's advice to make the "Left Toin at Albuquoikee" and wound up here with the Offer we couldn't refuse to...

You beat me to Auto Mechanics, Jagger. :1orglaugh And yes, certainly Tradesmen as in featuring Electronics Repair and ANY kind of repair, be it Appliance Repair, Roofers, Plumbers, Etc. :yesyes: They should wear masks! :eek: :shock: :rofl2:

That's similar to the one I've been making ... but, different. :1orglaugh I've been filling a little mini bowl with Sour Cream. I add Sriracha Powder, Garlic Powder, Onion Powder. I've been using this new Non-Big brand Sour Cream that they've just started selling at the local super market...

5 Beef Taquitos with Sour Cream & Salsa and some ****.

And TGirlDirectory also has some serious Warp Factor going on, especially the Uploading one.

Mutha Fuck! Dayyyyy-Um! That is some serious speed, Regina! :drool2: That's a couple of notches faster than "instantly." That's enough to make the fastest of the various Star Trek USS Enterprises in the various movies jealous.

:wave: Heyyyyyyy, there, Cutie! No, not you, Adam, Juno or Jitna. :1orglaugh I mean you, Jeny. I have nominated you for OCSM of the Week. :yesyes: :partysml: We'd be honored, thrilled, amazed and wowed if you pop in over there at the OCSM of the Week thread and get us all worked up. :D

I nominate Jeny Smith.

Oh, it must be that neon sign below the title that says, "For the Gullible." :1orglaugh I'm surprised it didn't state more of the usual by the numbers formulaic BS.

Mind-boggling, but I actually wasn't sure WTF Leggings were. I was thinking, "Well maybe they are Leg Warmers that go all the way up to the Butt." :rofl: So I had to Google Leggings to solve the mystery. Ohhhhh, I see now. But now this brings up the question: Aren't Leggings pretty damn...

Well, there doesn't have to be trouble, Antonella. I have connections. I can easily facilitate you converting to being a Dallas Cowboys Fan. :yesyes: :thumbsup: Heck, your Siggy is already halfway there. It already has Blue in it. :rofl: :rofl2: I just checked the 2015 schedule. On the 14th...

Greenbay Packers, huh? :eek: :shocked: Oooooooo! Great! We're gonna be adversaries ... bitter rivals :cussing: what with me being a Dallas Cowboys Fan! :D :partysml: Gotta start my Trash Talk Training Camp so that I can be in top form for when the season starts. :1orglaugh

That's quite some variation. Don't High Speed Internet Providers somewhat loosely guarantee you at least a much smaller RANGE of variation? (I have Dial Up, so I wouldn't know.) For example, I've seen the Flyers advertising this Time Warner High Speed Internet Plan that is touted as the 2...

Happy Sunday back atcha, Antonella. Speaking of Sunday ... with NFL Football getting closer, is that something you get into, Antonella? If so, what is your favorite team? Or are you indifferent to it? Or do you **** it with a passion? :shock:

No, I can't say that that is the case with me. When something has stressed me out, usually my day is ruined. I pretty much have to just let it run its course and wait for the next day to start anew.

Are Police uniforms considered everyday clothing? :D Borderline? Maybe for another thread? Well, anyway, I love how the 3 girls in the TV show Rookie Blue look in their dark Police uniforms. :drool2:

Looks like cumming from behind is the name of the game this week. :D

Awww MAN! BUMMER on the falling through of the modeling contract. That bites. That would have been huge.

Oh, okay, Adam. I thought it was a temporary transition title while you changed her to Goddess status. :bowdown: :D

Congratulations, Harley! :partysml: I HAD wondered since sometime back what had happened to this part of your prize. I had thought, "Hmmmm ... I haven't heard anything about the new website and stuff they were going to help Harley with. I wonder if they didn't somehow by some lowlife...

Yes, marketing / advertising is some seriously manipulative bullshit. Those mind games with the toothpaste and gluten would be the reverse situation of those so-called "*****" variety Spaghetti Sauces. REALLY? Is there REALLY gonna be a significant amount of ***** in a Spaghetti Sauce to...

Exactly! It's like lots of foods, especially potato chips indicating - "No Trans Fats." Well ****. I have yet to see any potato chips or any food for that matter indicating / admitting that it does contain Trans Fats. So yeah, they'll tout the "No Trans Fats" in pretty easy to see letters ...

Thanks, dstone. That link worked. Bones stronger than concrete: Not that I entirely buy it, but I guess that would explain why I haven't broken my hand yet when beating the crap out of my computer and my stereo. Okay, so I haven't beat the crap out of my computer since replacing the power...

I have yet to get that fucker, that link to bring up anything other than the 1st line on a totally white empty page.

I came across one that took the cake several weeks back. I was looking around in the toothpaste isle at Walmart. I saw this Colgate toothpaste that touted Gluten Free? WTF? A toothpaste Gluten Free? Well who the fuck goes around having toothpaste as a meal or even as a snack? Sheesh...

And once we're formally introduced and we're Buddies with your Booty, then it'll be ... :sing: Shake Shake Shake Shake Shake Shake Shake your Booty. Shake your Booty. This of course as you strut around in your Boogie Shoes. :1orglaugh

Momma Jeans --- :rofl2: But anyway, I agree with the Jeans. I love how Daniela Ruah who plays Kensi Blye on NCIS: Los Angeles looks in Jeans. :drool2: That's obviously just one example. But yeah, Jeans and a White T-Shirt --- :drawheart:

I know exactly what you mean. Several weeks back, at some get together we had 2 bags of Tostadas Corn Chips, both of them Calidad brand. One was a red bag and the other a white bag. We came to the conclusion that the chips in the white bag tasted OFF as you mention. They just didn't quite...

Oooooooooo! We're gonna get formally introduced to Antonella's Booty! :partysml: :sing: That's the way Aha Aha, I like it! That's the way, Aha Aha, I like it! :nanner:

Poor Boobie *******. He doesn't know what he's gotten himself into. He's gonna bite off wayyyyy more than he can chew. :1orglaugh

Popcorn Popcorn ... get yer Popcorn. Very Sexy Booty Shot Showtime at ...... ??:?? O'clock :catpopcorn: Well, as Rob Lowe's character Danny said in the movie About Last Night, "And don't take me for granted. I'm only gonna wait here 4 or 5 hours." :rofl2: Just kidding, Antonella. :D I'm sure...

I don't have a cellphone and thus don't know who the king of cellphones is IF there is even such a thing. However, in that same type of Sony fall ... wasn't Nokia the undisputed KING of cellphones for quite a while at one time? At the extreme least, it was definitely a major player, right...

:1orglaugh I have a feeling Fighter Pilots think the same about their F-16, F-15, F-18 or whatever Jet they're flying as they max out the throttle and pull the stick back to go vertical. They probably have an orgasm. :D

Imagine is ALL I would probably be able to do. I've read rumors, although unsubstantiated, on the extremely reliable FreeOnes Forum :rofl: that 52-year old Phoebe Cates did not age very well at all, especially compared to her Fast Times co-star 53-year old Jennifer Jason Leigh. It's possible...

So I take it reenacting the Pie scene from American Pie over and over just no longer does it for you? :D I wonder. I've seen TV commercials with cars referred to as "Sexy." WTF? A car sexy? That is bullshit. What ... is it gonna make you wanna go fuck its tailpipe? :eek: :shocked: Is it...

Hey! I compared YOUR Chain Reaction effect to hers. That is some major league company in which to be mentioned. :D And we guys would of course have to follow suit and reenact Judge Reinhold's character Brad Hamilton's reaction. Heh Heh Heh! I don't know if that's in that YouTube or not, but...

Hah! I have Dial Up. I don't have Internet Speed. Just like there is Anti Matter, I have Internet Anti Speed. :rofl2: I guess it could also be call Internet Ass Dragness. :rofl: