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  1. usman19

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Why not report it? I guess it would stop people going otherwise and boost revenue for the area?
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    It a shame as she a babe

    It a shame as she a babe
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    Thanks for laughs. Love Lana Sharapova's long legs so much. Hope she makes new scenes soon as...

    Thanks for laughs. Love Lana Sharapova's long legs so much. Hope she makes new scenes soon as not seen her do any. Think she focusing on onlyfans
  4. usman19

    Fans of wrestling thread

    Xia is injured?
  5. usman19

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Skylar snow and Khloe Kapri
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    Usman wank thread

    Skylar snow and Khloe Kapri
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    **Lana gives guy feedback after his performance** Guy: So how well did i do? **Lana smiles** Lana: Well for your 1st lesson i say you was very impressive. You know how to use your cock well, made the most of all my body..... **Guy nods** Guy: Uh uh, but any constructive feedback? Lana...
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    Fans of wrestling thread

    I feel Jeff Hardy is going to be bad to worse with his antics. Outside the ring he is a danger to himself. I don't know cause its Jeff Hardy people are more sympatric towards him than Sunny. Just imagine if Sunny was still around and she did this, she probably be dealt differently.
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    **Lana being fucked on the couch. Little did she know her fella is a legs man** Guy: Let's go Lana, let me show you my fave part of you** **He holds on to her legs and humps her. Lana was enjoying it at 1st but quickly changed her mood** **Unenthusiastic moans she does Lana: Oh yeah...oh...
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    **Lana Sharapova was about to have sex and was expecting her 1st time with her latest fella to be a certain way** Lana: Let's go to your bedroom and really kick things off!!! Guy: Why go to the bedroom, when you can bring the bedroom here!!! **He pulls down the couch for it to turn into a bed...
  11. usman19

    Thanks for likes

    Thanks for likes
  12. usman19

    Insert caption to TV and movies

    Student: That you were a huge slut in your day? **Sarah offended by the term** Sarah: Oi, not slut, thats a very shameful term for women. I would say adventurous. Gone have the days where you can get away with terms like that. We live in a politically correct times. You don't want to get...
  13. usman19

    Welcome mate

    Welcome mate
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    **Guy was about to do it to his long time crush Lana Sharapova* Guy: Can't believe we get to do this. Finally. Let me take this off** **Lana is already sitting naked, ready and is not amused with how long he is taking. She does a lil smile and thinks to herself** Lana: God he is slow, i can...
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    **Lana and the guy playing a game of who can make their opponent cum 1st.** Lana: I think i will make you cum before you can to me? **She rubs his dick and stokes it with her hand** Guy: You bet, you easily leak out like a sieve **Rubs her pussy** **They both try and kiss each other to help...
  16. usman19

    What is the latest good TV series you have watched?

    I'm a fan of Jessica Knappett so gave Avoidance a crack and it is funny Also Sherwood
  17. usman19

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Disappearance at Clifton Hill My Spy
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    Thanks for like

    Thanks for like
  19. usman19

    Usman wank thread

    Kali Roses
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    **Sarah giving a talk at high school to impressionable teens** Sarah: Sure i did some ********, some ********. Tried it in the butt one or nine times... **Student interrupts her before she carried on with a question** Student: About the butt, was it one or nine times? Make up your mind...
  21. usman19

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    **Sarah Silverman showing off her flirting skills with a friend** Sarah: I can make any male or guy quiver when i talk to them Friend: No you can't!!! **Sarah doesn't like his pessimistic outlook** Sarah: I can, just watch **Sarah shouts out a male waiter and flirts to him** Waiter: Can i...
  22. usman19

    What is the latest good TV series you have watched?

    You could say that
  23. usman19

    Think it not necessarily the wit, think it the actual gif contribution. It easy for me cause i...

    Think it not necessarily the wit, think it the actual gif contribution. It easy for me cause i find a clip and i can trim parts of it to make a gif with what i find funny or sexy etc, but i know others cba doing that when they just want to enjoy the porn. Also can easily get porn gifs from...
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    Hope more people take part though

    Hope more people take part though
  25. usman19

    Any time keep them coming. I always find them fun. Just wish more people took part :)

    Any time keep them coming. I always find them fun. Just wish more people took part :)
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    **Guy had a pet snake too** Lacey: Want me to pet your snake? Guy: Sure!!! **Lacey starts to pet his cock** Guy: What are you doing? Thats not my snake, its right here? **Lacey feels embarrassed** Lacey: Oh opps sorry, i misread the signals. Thought you was giving me the ok for me to pet...
  27. usman19

    Melissa Jones ;) Hope you like and you prob would enjoy it

    Melissa Jones ;) Hope you like and you prob would enjoy it
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    I might post about her soon once i clear my list

    I might post about her soon once i clear my list
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    Usman wank thread

    Khloe Kapri Khloe Kapri is hanging out at her friend's house doing some yoga and stretching out, and Oliver sees that she is all alone, and go's to talk to her and see if she needs some help stretching but Oliver only wants to stretch her pussy out!!!
  30. usman19

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Khloe Kapri Khloe Kapri is hanging out at her friend's house doing some yoga and stretching out, and Oliver sees that she is all alone, and go's to talk to her and see if she needs some help stretching but Oliver only wants to stretch her pussy out!!!
  31. usman19

    Same but i got a Mrskin account which tends to show the nude scenes of the films so you don't...

    Same but i got a Mrskin account which tends to show the nude scenes of the films so you don't have to watch the full movie to see it ha, So if it gets my curiosity i might watch it. Only handful of movies i find a hot scene watching by off chance rather than looking for it
  32. usman19

    It a ok film but there is a hot babe with 1 hot nude scene in it though so thought you might...

    It a ok film but there is a hot babe with 1 hot nude scene in it though so thought you might have seen haa
  33. usman19

    You seen Butterfly effect 3?

    You seen Butterfly effect 3?
  34. usman19

    Thanks for laugh reps. Lana is such a nice long legs babe why i like her so much, Sarah...

    Thanks for laugh reps. Lana is such a nice long legs babe why i like her so much, Sarah Silverman is a funny babe too
  35. usman19

    What is the latest good TV series you have watched?

    Can't wait for part 2
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    **Guy flicks Lana's nipples on her tits and every time she changes mood Guy: Oooh what does this button do **He flicks it one time on up position and Lana gives off turned on emotions** Lana: I'm so turned on now **They kiss and he touches her nipple again and flicks it down and she changes...
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    **Guy puts Lana's hands near his cock and asks for a feel** Guy: Feel that Lana **Lana touches and she laughs** Lana: What is that, what am i touching here? Can't feel anything **Laughs more** Guy: That's strange. Unhook my trousers and belt **Lana laughs more** Lana: What am i your ***...
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    **Lana Sharapova walks in the house after her eye test and has been declared blind** Lana: Let's see how my eyes are **Takes her glasses off to see how well she can see** Lana: It's not too bad!!! I don't need them **She walks up on the stairs and slips hurting badly as she holds her knee**...
  39. usman19

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    **Sarah Silverman and guy having a conversation about ladies wear risque clothes** Guys: Women wear risque clothing cause they want attention right? Otherwise why wear outfits with low cut tops and complain afterwards? Sarah: What about girls who don't? Guy: Well they complain they don't get...
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    **Sarah and a guy are having an argument about something as she is buying something** Sarah: Delivery charges are a pain in the ass but cba shopping in person around peasants Guy; What you hoping to buy? Sarah: Just some clothes. On wallmart Guy: Whats the prices!! Sarah: This t shirt is...
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    Sarah Silverman: OMG it was so huge. I've never seen anything like it before **Emphasises the size with her hands** **She was referring to the new 12 inch sub from subway
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    Lana Sharapova looking concerned for guy as he puts down couch Lana Sharapova thoughts on his skills Lana Sharapova conversation at end
  43. usman19

    Fans of wrestling thread

    This wendy choo to mandy rose?
  44. usman19

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Skylar Snow Super hot detective, Skylar Snow, has her friend's boyfriend in the interrogation room because he got busted. All the evidence points to Cody. Obviously he wants a get-out-of-jail free card but Skylar wants him to stay away from her friend for good! Now that she got him alone, she...
  45. usman19

    Usman wank thread

    Skylar Snow Super hot detective, Skylar Snow, has her friend's boyfriend in the interrogation room because he got busted. All the evidence points to Cody. Obviously he wants a get-out-of-jail free card but Skylar wants him to stay away from her friend for good! Now that she got him alone, she...
  46. usman19

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    Lana Sharapova enters a house Lana Sharapova laughing about something Lana Sharapova nipples being flicked Lana Sharapova and guy feeling each other Guy taking forever to take his pants off for Lana Sharapova
  47. usman19

    Insert caption to porn thread

    Andi: How would you like this ice cream that has been made out of my own liquids?
  48. usman19

    Insert caption to TV and movies

    Sarah Silverman expressing something with her hands Sarah Silverman saying touche Sarah Silverman telling you're adorable Sarah Silverman exposing some truths
  49. usman19

    You too man. The condom captions of mine haha. Glad you found funny

    You too man. The condom captions of mine haha. Glad you found funny
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