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  1. usman19

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    Bridgette B: Is he here yet? I'm freezing my tits out here doing this onlyfans custom request **Crosses her legs and sighs** Bridgette B: What a waste of time and let down **Little did she know the guy she was meant to see was John Cena, and he was there this whole time, just she could not...
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    **It was a hot day as Bridgette B and a guy were outside having a chat but Bridgette wanted to sunbath** Bridgette B: Please can you go inside Guy: Why? Bridgette B: Cause then i can you know..... Guy: What Bridgette B: Sunbathe!!! Guy: Naked!!! Bridgette B : Yes and it's kinda awkward...
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    **A guest was staying over at Bridgette B house, and one morning on a hot day decided to enjoy the sun in the back garden** Guy: Got my juice. Time to enjoy the sun, It is roasting today **He gets outside and sipping his juice and got gobsmacked seeing Bridgette B all naked on the chair and...
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    **Guy knocks on Bridgette B door** Guy: Hello **keeps knocking harder** Bridgette B: Coming i'm coming **She opens the door and gave a unexpected look** Bridgette B: Um hello!!! Can i help you? Guy: Yes, i'm here for the hug a pornstar meet and greet initiate you were endorsing. Cause all...
  5. usman19

    Ah ok never heard of it. Is it a comedy

    Ah ok never heard of it. Is it a comedy
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    Thanks for laughs. Is Mayberry a reference to something?

    Thanks for laughs. Is Mayberry a reference to something?
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    Fans of wrestling thread

    I guess to them they thinking why give sasha free press
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    **Guy is going to visit his friend Bridgette who he hasn't met in a long time** Guy: I've always had a thing for Bridgette, she was always a babe who got the guys attention and she developed early. Me on the other hand was a dork and i think she never saw me more than just a friend, nor that i...
  9. usman19

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Downhill Watched mainly cause of Will Farrell and cause Julia Louise Dreyfus is a mature babe The ******* of a sacred deer
  10. usman19

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    Bridgette B covering herself with oil and masturbating Chat and **** with Bridgette B Guy grabbing Bridgette B thicc leg meat in a corner Smacking cock on Bridgette B pussy
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    Guy goes to visit Bridgette B Guy arrives at Bridgette B place and enters Awkward moment as guy catches Bridgette B naked sunbathing Bridgette B and guy having a talk outside Bridgette B inner thoughts
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    She is. One scene of hers which is my fave well one of mine of her

    She is. One scene of hers which is my fave well one of mine of her
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    cool. I was thinking Bridgette b

    cool. I was thinking Bridgette b
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    Usman wank thread

    Kira Perez
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    **Melissa and a guy was having sex. It was all great before it changed** Melissa: Oh yeah you are the best. Do me harder!! Guy: Oh yeah i am going to.... wait!!! Did i cum already Something feels wet? **Guy looks down below** Melissa: Don't think so!! **It turns out the wetness was Melissa's...
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    **Melissa and her fella have been together for some time and it was just another day having sex on the couch Guy: Oh yeah.. you are so deep **Melissa moans as she asks for his cum** Melissa: Yeah baby, cum into my pussy. Lets make another baby **Guy is shocked** Guy: Another baby!!! **Guy...
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    Fans of wrestling thread

    Wasn't it a female rer in the 80s or 90s?
  18. usman19

    Fans of wrestling thread

    Wonder how long till he comes back
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    Next caption idea should go to?

    Next caption idea should go to?
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    **Melissa grabs the recipe book under the table** Melissa: You mean this squash *****? **Guy left defeated** Guy: Uh yes!!! Melissa: You cheat. Trying to pass someone elses ***** as one of yours. Tut tut!!!
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    **Employer thought to make this a thing** Employer: if you know of any other hot women looking for work let me know. I can't give you all the work as my men will have nothing to do, unless i make this an all female company. We are an equal opportunity company **As they did their shifts, and...
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    **Melissa was out of work and was looking for a job. She has experience of being a cleaner. One day she she applied to an advert she saw for being a window cleaner/ general cleaner** Melissa: Argh this is something i can do. I haven't done window cleaning before, but it the same thing...
  23. usman19

    Haha don't we all. Clean up your act lmao joke

    Haha don't we all. Clean up your act lmao joke
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    It does should try it

    It does should try it
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    Thanks for the laughs. Glad you found them funny. Was stroking to help get my creative mind...

    Thanks for the laughs. Glad you found them funny. Was stroking to help get my creative mind flowing. She is hot so wanted to do a really good one
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    **The origin story of how Harley Quinn became Poison Quinn and they became lovers**
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    **Melissa is bartending and sees a hot guy alone as she goes and gives him a free ***** on the house** Melissa: Here you go, seems like you need it!! **Guy takes a taste of the ******* Guy: Thanks but what ***** is this? Melissa: The buttery nipple. It's quite nice Guy: It has a warm kick...
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    **Harley tastes the pie** Harley: Hmm this tastes so good. In fact it tastes a bit like cum Joker: I know hence why i gave you a cream pie? Has cum and cream in it **Joker explains why he didn't give her the other cream pie** Joker: I didn't have time to give you the other cream pie, you...
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    **Two gentlemen were at the bar as one of them is having a hard time with life. He was fired from his job, his gf has left him. His friend was there to cheer him up as they conversed** Beard guy: You need to snap out of this. Be happy and live for the moment. Like her over there she always...
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    **Poison Ivy and Harley quinn have a conversation about being together. It was no surprise that Harley has strong feelings for Ivy despite being in a toxic relationship with Mister J** Poison Ivy: I don't think we be a good fit. I am all for LGBTQ rights. I am bi after all but i be more a...
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    Harley Quinn: Come on, Mista J. Don't you wanna give your Harley some puddin? **Mister J comes to a realisation** Mister J: Oh yes, where are my manners. How rude of me!! Here you go **Mister J gives Harley some rice pudding** Harley Quinn: That's not the kind of puddin i was hoping for J
  32. usman19

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    **Guy comes home from work and sees Andi sitting there with her socks and lingerie on** Andi: Wanna watch a movie or play some video games with me? Or just ride me from behind? Guy: Ride you **Andi smiles as she starts to strip off** Andi: Good choice **Andi is stripping but the guy was...
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    No worries. Nice posts. Just researching on new content to post

    No worries. Nice posts. Just researching on new content to post
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    **Andi places the dental floss in between her ass cheeks and the sensation hurt her a little ** Andi: Owww that hurt and tickles** **Andi passes the floss to the guy with cum on it** Guy: Err, you keep that. I'll go get a fresh one
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    Andi Land: Enough of the drooling and get your tongue to good use right now. I am pretty dry down there and i need it to be moist
  36. usman19

    Fans of wrestling thread

    I know many thought he would actually fully step down
  37. usman19

    Fans of wrestling thread

    You are right, however like wrestling behind the scenes he still be running it and having final says on things
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    Thanks for like. Should make some captions :)

    Thanks for like. Should make some captions :)
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    No worries. I'm just building my story up. Will do tomorrow as getting late here but got some...

    No worries. I'm just building my story up. Will do tomorrow as getting late here but got some kinky stuff
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    If you want see the scene properly so you can get context i can try and share you it

    If you want see the scene properly so you can get context i can try and share you it
  41. usman19

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    **Sexy music stops playing**
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    Yeah a babe. Love to see what you can come up with what that

    Yeah a babe. Love to see what you can come up with what that
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    Thanks for love. Thats the babe told you about other day :)

    Thanks for love. Thats the babe told you about other day :)
  44. usman19

    Thanks for like

    Thanks for like
  45. usman19

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    Melissa Jones pouring drinks for a couple of guys Guy looks down Melissa Jones top after he gets ***** ] Melissa Jones tits rubbing against glass table Guy has a change of mood fucking Melissa Jones
  46. usman19

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Nancy Ace Single and vacationing at a resort, Nancy gets a massage from a staffer that releases her tension and works out all her kinks. Desperate for more, she hunts him down to find out just what else he can release if he goes even deeper.
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    Usman wank thread

    Nancy Ace Single and vacationing at a resort, Nancy gets a massage from a staffer that releases her tension and works out all her kinks. Desperate for more, she hunts him down to find out just what else he can release if he goes even deeper.
  48. usman19

    Thanks for like

    Thanks for like
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    Thanks for like

    Thanks for like
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