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  1. usman19

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Mindhorn
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    Welcome you are getting good with this

    Welcome you are getting good with this
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    Thanks for like

    Thanks for like
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    **Keri Russell enjoyed the Guinness world records an wanted to be apart of it. Her husband was not that keen** **Keri Russell was flicking through the books and media hearing about the records** Keri: This is so good. I wish i could become famous in this but what can i do, or better yet what...
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    Fans of wrestling thread

    I found NXT in your house a good ppv. The ref in the main event was clueless and also wished Toxic attraction lost their titles. HIAC was very average. The main event was decent and the womens title match but the rest felt like short matches
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    Usman wank thread

    Katie Kush
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    **After the fuck session, Lexi is tired and needs a healthy snack. Her fella gives her a Apple** Lexi Luna: Thank you. Remember people, an Apple a day keeps the doctor away and an Apple is great for your 5 a day **Bites the Apple* Lexi: Hmmm yummy **Camera cuts** Director: Cut!!! **Lexi...
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    **Lexi Luna wanted to test the guys strength** Lexi: Now this is my fave part of fucking. Let see how long you can keep me in the air? Has all that gym workouts been worth it? **She approaches the guy as he lifts her up into his arms in the air** Lexi: I wonder what kind of stand and carry...
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    **Keri Russell husband is sad that he could not and still couldn't get the latest PS5 which has had limited stock and sold in seconds every time they release it** Husband: Smhhh still can't get the PS5 to play with. I'm bored off my PS4. **Keri approach's her husband to comfort him* Keri ...
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    **Keri Russell was having a sexual ***** involving @ban-one as she met him at work and couldn't stop thinking about him** **Keri Russell let off a big fart, which made a big explosion and caused her to **** up** Keri Russell: WTF was that!!! **She goes back to *******
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    **Lexi Luna is showing you the writers room** Lexi Luna: Welcome guys to the script room for Brazzers where our esteemed writers write down the scripts for your fave pornos. We have 1000 writers typing up your upcoming scenes. Let's go to one of them and see what they wrote **She approaches...
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    Puts the captions in context haha
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    Try and change the location settings to UK it should work. Try this
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    Keri Russell being disturbed by something while dreaming Keri Russell tries to console her husband Keri Russell almost breaking the bed Keri Russell getting screwed hard
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    **Lexi has got a job at the airport** Lexi Luna: Hello passengers. Welcome to your flight to Cumsville courtesty of Brazzers air. Anything you need i will come and try and be of your service!! **She looks at the male passengers and gives a wink. The lady passengers not so impressed** **Male...
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    **Lexi is vacuuming the office area** Man: Lexi!!! Lexi!!!! **He keeps shouting but Lexi can't hear as she is listening to music while cleaning** **He eventually gets her attention** Man: Lexi!!!! Lexi: Yes sir!!! Man: There a few problems with your vacuuming? Lexi: What you mean? This is...
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    Lexi Luna: I am here as your maid to clean your house. I shall start with your office area **Lexi Luna starts in the office. While doing it she bends over to clean exposing her naked ass** Man: Wow Lexi. That ass. Would you be cleaning that or would you need a hand? **Lexi taken afar by that...
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    **Lexi Luna runs a class and she opens a induction for her fellow students** Lexi Luna: Hello low lives. You are here because you are unable to satisfy your girlfriends either due to your lack of size, or not keeping things kinky in your sex lives. Now open your pants and let see who is the...
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    Thanks for like

    Thanks for like
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    Lexi Luna teaching a lesson Lexi Luna stand and carry Lexi Luna given an apple
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    **Melisandre of Asshai (Carice van Houten) got out of her bath and was tidying her candles** **Woman was admiring Melisandre of Asshai naked beauty especially her ass. She gulped and bit her tongue to hold her excitement** Melisandre of Asshai: I know you been checking me out. It's ok i know...
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    Lexi Luna discussing something Lexi Luna as a maid Lexi Luna vacuuming Lexi Luna as an air hostess
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    **Melisandre of Asshai (Carice van Houten is having a warm bath** Melisandre of Asshai: Please pass me them bottles over there please!! **The other woman gives her them bottles** Melisandre of Asshai : Thank you **She opens them up and shakes it all over herself like Salt and Pepper...
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    **Melisandre of Asshai (Carice van Houten) was having a bath after a long hard day** Melisandre of Asshai : Time for a nice bubble bath **She goes in and relaxes but after a few minutes she is interrupted by a woman. Knock Knock as she enters** Woman: Mam!!! Melisandre of Asshai: You dare...
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    Usman wank thread

    Armani Black
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    **Nurse Violet Myers has taken care of her patient who happened to be British** Guy: Thanks for taking care of me Violet. You're a life saver!!! Violet: It's my pleasure, now lets talk about payment **Guy is surprised** Guy: Payment what you mean? Violet: You have to pay when you see your...
  27. usman19

    Some more love of this babe :) [IMG]

    Some more love of this babe :)
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    Impressed you have attention to detail haha

    Impressed you have attention to detail haha
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    Lucy Pinder

    Does she only do mild onlyfans now?
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    Lucy Pinder

    Does she only do mild onlyfans now?
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    **Catherine Reitman was hiding upstairs in the balcony as the guys *** came into the house** Catherine: I'm hiding in the balcony. He can't see me *She runs outside and hides as the *** came in the guys bedroom** ***: I heard a commotion in here. Why is the balcony door open on this cold day...
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    **Nurse Violet Myers was fucking one of her patients to help him with his premature ejaculation problem** **Violet bouncing on his cock** Violet: Ok now. Your cock has taken a battering now, and so has my pussy. *Violet gets off and goes on all fours on the floor* Violet: Now hit me what you...
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    **Violet's boyfriend is training to be a masseur and was applying to jobs. He managed to get a job for BangBros massage and was eager to start** Guy: Hey Violet, good news!!! Violet: What is it? Guy: I've managed to get a job as a masseur **Violet is happy for her boyfriend and gives him a...
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    **Violet Myers is in the house with a ******** who happened to be related to Hannibal Lector. She didn't know at 1st as she was smitten by his charm. His name was Ban-ibal Lector ** Ban-ibal Lector: I want to eat you up Violet. Damn girl you are juicy and thicc everywhere. Wonder how you taste...
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    **Guy is suffering from his receptors being faulty. He has lost his sense of taste and touch** Violet: How can i help you today? Whats the problem? Guy: I feel i can't feel anything or taste anything!! Violet: I see. I know a sure way of trying to test this out. Let see how bad it is...
  36. usman19

    What is the latest good TV series you have watched?

    I guess cause i like the episodes. They are funny. Like the simpsons but the movie was a let down with the hype
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    Those tits in that scene was sadly fake cgi ones but her actual natural ones are still nice...

    Those tits in that scene was sadly fake cgi ones but her actual natural ones are still nice though. She still get it though. Maybe not massive but still nice. If you seen her previous ones on here you can see she has a nice ass while showering :). I'll try and post more of her soon, some won't...
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    **Nurse Violet Myers asks what his problem is** Guy: It's my balls!!! **Violet does a gentle feel** Violet: I see no problem. It still there and feels a little erect. Got no issues dude **She pushes him on the sofa in frustration** Violet: Now if you don't mind wasting my time anymore what...
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    **Catherine is having a sex but they are interrupted by the door. A man walks in** Husband: Catherine i'm home!!! **Catherine is shocked and stops fucking** Catherine: Fuck, i didn't expect him to be back so soon!! Husband: I'm pretty horny after being away for the weekend Catherine: You...
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    Thanks for the likes. Hope after seeing Catherine Reitman in them posts you can see the appeal...

    Thanks for the likes. Hope after seeing Catherine Reitman in them posts you can see the appeal of her. Her face has that nice cum on me look and is a yummy mature milf
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    Planning trip to Australia

    Nope just went into stores but the range has gone down alot down the years
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    Thanks for like

    Thanks for like
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    Thanks for likes

    Thanks for likes
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    **Nurse Violet was nursing a wannabe basketball player who's currently injured. She thinks he's wasting his time pursing a career in the NBA** Violet: White men can't jump!!! Guy: What you on about!! Sure they can. Let me show you!!! **Guy who still injured gets off the sofa and takes off his...
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    **Violet and the house owner were having a chat about his medical exam and Violet wanted to go inside** Guy: Now's not a good time. Mind waiting for a bit or come back later **Guy slowly closes the door. Little did Violet know he wanted to finish off wanking off to porn that he had on his...
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    **Violet walks up to a house** Violet Myers: Dress up as a nurse he said!!! It will be fun and sexy he said. Amount of times already people assumed i was a real nurse and wanted me to perform CPR on them. **Violet knocks on the door and a young man opens the door** Young man: Ummm hello, can...
  47. usman19

    Planning trip to Australia

    Finding a good luggage is hard it like the shops don't have any selection anymore. I would believe the hard shell ones are the best to get. One medium size one and a rucksack should do good
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    **Catherine following surgery wanted to show off her new tits to her lover** Catherine: Hey want you think of my new tits? **Guy is gobsmacked** Guy: Wow they are huge **Catherine wanted to know how it feels for them to be groped by someone other than her** Catherine: You can touch them. Go...
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