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Re: Clean-up in Aisle #67 & 68?? No problemo these days now with three more Mods to man the mops!! 7/10

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When I was a teenager Nirvana was by far the greatest band ever. As I grew and matured (marginally) I noticed that I was no longer amused by the simplicity of their music and the monotony of his voice. Now I think of them as a band that spoke for a group of ****, and did bring change to popular...

I fucked a chick once that looked like Jabba the Hut. I'm not sure what that counts as. :dunno:

She masturbated while looking at Dirk's man boobs? My esteemed *****, I'm sorry to inform you that you're the only degenerate sick enough to beat off to the sight of Dirk. :eeew:

Re: Clean-up in Aisle #67 & 68?? No problemo these days now with three more Mods to man the mops!! And this surprises you because... ? :dunno:

Yeah, but you've known me for a while. In fact, I'd actually feel insulted if you DIDN'T call me a bitch. It's kind of like a pet name. :lovecoupl

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Re: Clean-up in Aisle #67 & 68?? No problemo these days now with three more Mods to man the mops!! :kettle:

Is she half Predator? Because she kinda looks like Michelle Obama. :confused:

I didn't mean to ****** anyone. It's just that on my first interaction with her, when she first joined a year or two ago, I tried making a joke about something she said, and she proceeded to call me a bitch. Funny, but when someone calls me a bitch the first time they interact with me I tend not...

I'm always funny. Too bad looks aren't everything... :o

:facepalm: Read the thread title again, honey. You might find that out says Freeones TEAM MEMBER rating system, not Freeones Moderator rating system. :hatsoff:

Please dunk your head in the nearest toilet after rereading the message you quoted. I said SKIRT, not shirt! :facepalm:

I don't know if Ronald's manpon would fit her.

I actually had a nice skirt picked out for the occasion. :(

It has just been brought to my attention that today's your birthday. Happy birthday! Don't get TOO ***** today. At least not before noon, 'cause that's just bad form. I'd offer to take you to Chuck E Cheese to celebrate, but you and Lola probably have plans already. ;) Happy...

What are we ranking? Sex appeal? Job performance? Ability to annoy others? Depending on which category we're ranking, I vote for boldy, Regina, and Ronald, respectively.

It's Briana's birthday today?!? I didn't know she had a birthday! How old is she now? Is she old enough to get Freeones dentures and orthopedic shoes? I wonder when the big move to Florida's gonna be. :D Happy birthday Bri! Don't do anything stupid I wouldn't do. :party: Shall I bring a...

Re: Clean-up in Aisle #67 & 68?? No problemo these days now with three more Mods to man the mops!! No! Diva's mentioned before that he has a logger beard.

Skynet :cool:

Is that those candy sticks that you dip in that powder **** that fizzes in your mouth? Because those were THE ****!!! :thumbsup:

Bitch, you never returned my messages! And don't tell me you couldn't talk because you had a dick in your mouth because that's bullshit! My dick was right in my pants the whole time!

Why doesn't that surprise me?

That's 10.556°C. Foreigners... :facepalm:

If I can't watch Briana and whoever she chose, you can't watch ****** and whoever SHE chose.

Along the same lines, how about hood ornaments? They gave cars character. :thumbsup:

They went to the place where they should've been created in the first place: Post Games.

Re: Welcome the Newest Mods to the Team! I c wut yu did thar.

Pictures, or I call bullshit! :D

... ... ... ... Can I watch? :banana:

Yoga pants. Nothing hotter than a well-proportioned girl wearing yoga pants and those leather snow boot things that are popular nowadays. :flame:

You forgot to mention the turtle shell nutsack.

SSSHHH!!! Don't say anything! Then we won't be subjected to his shitty gifs. ;)

Boy, and I thought all the really good topics were already accounted for.

I agree. It's, like, 51° outside right now! Brrr!

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I could've told you that would happen just by seeing who the thread starter is.

Oh, that poll! :1orglaugh

In the stupid, not funny, attention begging category? :dunno:

I'm fairly certain he DID say that.

What poll?

Re: Welcome the Newest Mods to the Team! Yes.

Just when I started to think this guy had changed and had stopped trolling and post count spamming he goes right back to his old M.O. :facepalm:

Yes, you are! :troll2:

Re: Clean-up in Aisle #67 & 68?? No problemo these days now with three more Mods to man the mops!! Don't look at me, man! I was advocating to have you brought on the team. :1orglaugh Good point. You're probably right.

Horseshit! Petra always gets her panties in a bunch whenever I send her pictures of my back hair.

Yeah, that would be helpful, except he doesn't need her identified since HE ALREADY KNOWS HER FUCKING NAME!!! :facepalm:

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