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Now some religious **** for brains has proposed a law to end the production of adult movies. I am embarrassed, I can't believe some of the **** that goes on in our country. Read this bullshit

Two words: Private Parts

Yes, it's irrelevant and it cannot be solved with money. Forceably taking someone's rightful property (money) and giving it to someone else is also a crime against humanity. 32.

Yes, slavery is a crime against humanity. Though it's again irrelevant to the conversation, I have already discussed reparations with my black friends. None of them think it's a good idea. They'd rather make their own way through life than take some bullshit handout.

Yes, that is exactly what I am saying. WHAT!!? :dunno: Slavery and the Halocaust are not similar events. You have a knack for attempting to support your points with TOTALLY IRRELEVANT conclusions, attributing my statements to nothing even remotely close to what I'm talking about. The...

Hell, you guys are all full of ****. Anybody who knows football knows that the best back up QB ever was Eugene Graborski. You may not recognize the name but those of us who REALLY know football do. For a while here we were lucky enough to be graced by his presence. He used to post on here...

Gotta hand it to you Maxell, you are kicking some serious ass with that one! :bowdown:

I'm an Astronaut.

Yeah I'd like to see the guy who volunteers for that one. I gotta agree with the ******** worry. By nature of the act, **** is committed by violent, aggressive men. Imagine how that ******** would escalate when he's got some "claw" lodged in his cock. That's just asking for trouble. I wish...

Yep, it looks so good that she's ALWAYS stuffing something in there! :thumbsup:

Umm, ME.

Then go to a biker bar......

Well, this is a thread about whether or not the reaction time to the hurricane was racially motivated. Unfortunately it got a little off topic and became a discussion on reparations. Of course we are entitled to our own opinions. I think such a scenario is horribly unfair and unjust...

For those of us living in reality we know that money does not grow on trees or come from a machine that cranks it out 24/7. We also know that not all humans are of equal skills, intelligence, luck, and motivation. There are acheivers, slackers, underacheivers and total fuck ups in every corner...

:bs: Oh Bullshit! Don't you dare encourage this guy like that. This seems like one of those threads where the guy will end up being :ban2: by the end of the day.

Brandi, I'm wondering if I could get a picture of you dressed as a nun being fucked by someone dressed up like the Grim Reaper, with the big machete thing and all. Sound like fun?

As mentioned, I guess the only food that is uniquely "American" would be our steaks and with either Ruth's Chris or Morton's you can't go wrong. Atlanta - The Cheetah III or the Pink Pony are two wonderful strip clubs. Absolutely gorgeous women and it's all nude. The Cheetah is more classy...

I don't think so dude, she obviously likes this kind of ****. I'm a sick fuck. I like to see chicks ******* everywhere, sucking on dicks that just came out of their asses, fisting themselves, ******** cum out of **** mugs, etc. But ******* up bile and drool and rubbing it all over...

I think that's Ashley Judd, a very sexy, classy lady.

Let's leave it at what Hedonis said. I think stupidity and government beauracracy were the biggest factors in the response time. Race was only an issue to someone looking for a philisophical scapegoat to a situation where ****** nature showed just how powerless man can be.

Nice, dude that was fucking awesome :thumbsup:

Re: Mischa Barton, Ugly? Ewwww, those Mr. Skin pictures do not paint a pretty picture. She's not ugly per se, she just has a dorky boyfriend and a snobby name.

Bunch of good **** Right Here from the hottest woman on earth.

I don't **** cops. I just feel a whole lot better when they're not around.

Well, you ain't the only one who thinks he's full of ****, NO replies since first post.

So you're saying that if this dope didn't distribute recordings of his stupid little skits then America wouldn't be looked down upon and white people wouldn't have a bad name?

Holy ****! Did I just see her take a load in her mouth, spit it in a glass, and suck it back up with a straw? She's hot but there is something seriously wrong with this chick and that makes her even hotter.

I also have a fetish for midget chicks dressed up as nuns being double penetrated by two men that are dressed as the grim reaper, carrying the big scythe and all. Ok, I'm just kidding about that one but I bet it turns somebody on

Oh, **** dude, that's only the beginning....... :thumbsup:

Hey, great idea! I bet nobody in the porn industry has thought of that yet!

Gotta give a nod to Private, as said before smoking women, great production values, and heaps of buttfucking and facial cum shots. In the 90s I thought the King was Andrew Blake. He made high brow arty type porn but with some to the hottest, nastiest women (Tori Wells, Ashlyn Gere, Amber Lynn...

Sylvia Saint (the hottest woman alive) Caroline Cage Angel Dark Yep, amazing looking women taking a long one in the wrong one and swallowing cum like no tomorrow. God bless Eastern Europe.

NO NO NO. Dude, they fit her body perfectly and that is the essence of a great boob job. :glugglug:

I think that's your whole problem right there, you DO judge everything, everyone, yourself especially. Judging Tera and her husband, who the hell are you to define their marriage? When I jerk off I think of jackhammering away at Tera's oiled up asshole while her husband fucks her two sisters...

1. Fucking Nuts, looney toons 2. Sure, but she'd be paying for the dinners, movies, etc. just as much as me 'cause strippers make good money. 3. Hell no on the implants 4. Is "Freeones" a region or a state or do you mean if the office was flooded would I help clean it up, install new...

Jessica by a mile. Easily one of the top 5 hottest chicks to ever be pelted by the semen of random men.

U2 - "The Unforgettable Fire" It was hot as **** around here this summer.

Yes, it's cool. I don't want anything big jammed up there but half a finger is ok. Timely question 'cause it actually happened the other day. My current hook up was blowing me and she slid her finger up there. I liked it, it wasn't like a firehose going off or anything but it felt good...

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Rex Kwan Doe Seriously, any of you who attempted to turn this man's honest request for ideas into some self serving political discourse can shove it squarely up your ass :nono: There are numerous other tiresome threads for that.

I'm calling shenanigans! Kira Kenner is number one? No one ever talks about her around here (except that she's a clock watcher with melted nipples) yet she's THE MOST searched chick? And Jenna Jameson still hovering around the top only tells me that there's a bunch of twelve year olds lurking...

Another thing I **** about sex scenes is when someone mindlessly asks me what I **** about them.

Oh gawd, this is getting real bad. I mean, did that dude actually just ask if someone would want to lick some pussy? STFU!!!

Is this what he means?

Re: Nina Dolci? I just noticed how bad the boob job is. Find that doctor and shoot him.

spamchunks nailed it. Juliette Lewis is also my answer to one of those "Which hollywood actress would you like to fuck because she appears to absolutely nuts and would fuck you into oblivion for three days straight" polls.

Where art thou Hotrod11inches? Come back please and regale us with your grandiose tales of delusion. I wanted to tell you all that if you use 16,000 strokes (I counted them) which is double Hotrod's recommended count, you can fuck a well-known Hollywood actress (I can't use names due to...

Maybe that's where he master-bates... :dunno:

Re: Nina Dolci? Nice body, total babe.

What about oral sex of any type? Oooh people *** out of that thing. Or ass licking? And what about putting a finger in one's butt?You know what comes out of there? Hope I didn't gross anybody out with those descriptions. If I told anybody I knew I liked those things, they'd be disgusted and...