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Gross! A "veeeeeery long fanmail"??? :eek:

Well lets see the link. I am getting convinced, not cause of the accent, cause I don't think that is a factor. It's her look.

Here's my suggestion. As you're writing the check to the doctor for her new boobs, tell her, "So I guess I get a threesome now, eh? Yeah, you pretty much have to allow me one."

Ok, now that I have the time, I'll explain the reason to my answer why to our audience. Oh, and thanks. So you ask the one bother, "Which way would your ******* tell me is the way to heaven?" Lets just say he says right. That means that left is the way to heaven. Because if he was the...

The man should ask one of the brothers, "If I asked your ******* which path is to heaven, which path would he point to?"

Yeah, and where's all the ridicule and jokes at Cytherea’s expense???

There should also be one megathread for all those, "There's this girl I want to stalk. She never met me, but I know that she'll like me. Don't ya think?" topics.

Replace "Faith" and "Porn". Now that is more realistic.

Through VBFG.

Re: Non-conventional masturbation The best technique is to have no technique.

Don't...You...Believe...It...

The best part of this topic, is when some people, where telling other people, how to raise their ****.

I **** censored Japanese porn.

I don't have that happen when I jerk off, cause I'm good. Nobody does me like I do me.

Maybe she's a Central American Indian?

Yeah, her dirty talking is over the top sometimes.

Viceroy_Fizzlebottom, cause he's a hearty cherub of a man.

Nice links Well, Interracial Madness 3 is stating an 2007 production year. http://adult.dvdempire.com/Exec/v1_item.asp?userid=99365678411308&item_id=1328360&searchStrID=4801

I live near Muddy Waters Park http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:MuddyWestmont1.jpg

Yeah, it's like having 10000 spoons, when all you need is a spork!

Wow! What, 2-3 months before the season starts? You guys are some real athletic supporters.

Jenna Jameson's transformation is more than meets the eye.

Re: Official Welcome to Justine Sands! You guys should've done a better job welcoming her. She's only posted 9 times!

Of course she should, but why stop there? The world needs more ditch diggers.

As you wrote that....no.

Whaaa? the Farmers Handshake is an anal hand job. And I don't quite feel like telling you what VBFG is, cause I just ate my lunch.

I'm more intrigued by the new video venture TSG TV has, with nearly 500 clips, from Mussolini to Puffy.

Well at least tell us what her specialty is. Squirting? DP? Farmers Handshakes? VBFG?

Let me guess. That girl turned out to be....Lucy Pinder! Just kidding

This story kinda reminds of a blurb of some article where Jessica Alba was telling us guys to get over her hottness. Um, yeah, why don't you give me some scissors so I can cut my balls off, honey, otherwise I'm........:rubbel:

What a strange story, but I'd like to see her in a Freeones t-shirt.

Only on the ass!

Never happened to me either. Maybe you're turning gay? I sure hope not though.

Porn in HD can be a scary thing.

I did. :(

al, you're letting me down, think of the boobs man!

I have yet to see any VBFG (Vaginal ***** Fart Gargling).

Right, and do we really need to go over what happened during Bush's "watch"?

Crystal Knight

I would expect this kind of behavior on Linux message board, not a porn message board.

This poll is preposterous and incongruous! Priya would rock Riley's top off!

Her boobs are too small to be considered beautiful.

It's a good thing it is for that chick. The chicks they got now would blow Jessop's top off!

A 10 man cum slam would certainly make me retire. But as the description says, Destiny is a trooper, and she continued to be in movies afterwards.

The article should've been titled, "30 pieces of used, recycled, reused, only interesting if you were born yesterday Star Wars trivia."

Well, looks like the chick won. No thanks to me, of course.

I think you should continue going with the gag snake. You've been doing it every year. He probably lives for it. It would probably **** him if you didn't deliver.

I wouldn't mind getting a reduction to relieve the stress on my balls. Just kidding.

yeah, not very funny.

this is easy, it's Syren. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=78160&highlight=syren