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  1. Christmas_Ape

    >> Best adult website FreeOnes.com on Rockconfidential

    Yeah, but I can see those "rock aficionados" voting for her. But Randy Spears? Seems like they should vote for a dude like Evan Stone, instead of the poster boy for Viagra.
  2. Christmas_Ape

    >> Best adult website FreeOnes.com on Rockconfidential

    Sweet. But best male porn star, RANDY SPEARS? :throwup:
  3. Christmas_Ape

    Why doesn't Crissy Moran come back?

    The Porn Store called, they were running out of him.
  4. Christmas_Ape

    What have you done when you had a crush on someone?

    Then tell her, if she thinks she's only going to buy YOU one *****, to think again, and if she knows whats good for her, she'll buy YOU another *****! :****: :****:
  5. Christmas_Ape

    Bisex porn movies

    So this is what this whole topic is about?
  6. Christmas_Ape

    Destiny Deville

    Essex girls never retire.
  7. Christmas_Ape

    Porn Actor with phimosis???

    That's Meatholes-dot-com for ya!
  8. Christmas_Ape

    do women control sex

    They might, but men control love.
  9. Christmas_Ape

    American Idol

    I love his ****** more.
  10. Christmas_Ape

    Bizarre Breast Facts

    ...and stay there!
  11. Christmas_Ape

    Motivational Posters

    More like Demotivation Posters!
  12. Christmas_Ape

    Maybe lil BUSH should have pulled out early?

    Damn, I forgot my decoder ring at home...again!
  13. Christmas_Ape

    Fads You Are Ashamed You Bought Into..

    Um....buying a VenaBoys CD.
  14. Christmas_Ape

    New D&D movie

    I'm the opposite, I've read more FR stuff then Dragonlance. For a time, I did play D&D based in the FR. Good times.... I'm glad they are doing stuff based on the books though. This should've happened a long time ago.
  15. Christmas_Ape

    Pussy pic from behind???

    With or without the **** shoot?
  16. Christmas_Ape

    American Idol

    Yes.
  17. Christmas_Ape

    New D&D movie

    Hopefully it's a huge success and they put some Forgotten Realms stories on the big screen in the future.
  18. Christmas_Ape

    Why am I #1 on Milfbattle.com,but ...

    It's a poor musician that blames her instrument.
  19. Christmas_Ape

    Jackie Chan vs. Jet Li

    Yeah, Tony Jaa is the ****.
  20. Christmas_Ape

    If you meet a hot girl in the street or anyplace outside...

    Just start snapping your fingers in from of her, and she'll eventually take out her ear plugs and ask you if you can her music. That's when you tell her, "No, I got a booger on my finger and I can't get it off!"
  21. Christmas_Ape

    Fed Up Of Life...

    The best advice I ever got, nobody said it was going to be easy.
  22. Christmas_Ape

    Be Honest

    I'll never tell.
  23. Christmas_Ape

    Need HDTV Advice

    Re: 1920x1080 is 1920x1080, NOT 1280x720 Ha, yeah you are right. It's still early. My brain needs to **** up.
  24. Christmas_Ape

    Destiny Deville

    Those .org sites suck!
  25. Christmas_Ape

    What have you done when you had a crush on someone?

    True love like this is hard to find.
  26. Christmas_Ape

    Need HDTV Advice

    Re: Consider contrast ratio for distance/movie viewing ...
  27. Christmas_Ape

    Germanys Next Topmodel

    Ouch...I think Germany is falling behind in the Topmodel race, and is in danger of falling into a Topmodel gap.
  28. Christmas_Ape

    Favorite "Cult" Movies

    Plan 9 from Outer Space Commando Jesus Christ Superstar
  29. Christmas_Ape

    Navy launches show of ***** near Iran

    I'd be pissed if someone posted a news story in the Games and Stuff board.
  30. Christmas_Ape

    Bisex porn movies

    Damn! I forgot my decoder ring at home.
  31. Christmas_Ape

    Barbie Cummings Outs a Tennessee Cop! Go Barbie!

    I don't think it's that bad. At least it wasn't Bob Cummings.
  32. Christmas_Ape

    Best Website ever Made

    Do I want to know how you found this site?
  33. Christmas_Ape

    Hooter Girl.

    :ban:
  34. Christmas_Ape

    New Hotdog Spread

    Well, at least there's no ketchup on that dog. That is just wrong.
  35. Christmas_Ape

    Who's hotter, white girls or black girls?

    Whaaa? Even fat ugly chicks?
  36. Christmas_Ape

    Who's hotter, white girls or black girls?

    Fun question. I'll go black.
  37. Christmas_Ape

    Who of you ever fucked somebody who does porn?

    I will still never tell.
  38. Christmas_Ape

    How long can you last during sex?

    Lasting over an hour and a half isn't necessarily a good thing. Things that come to mind, your partner is really ugly, or you are just really bad in the sack. Don't confuse activity with accomplishment.
  39. Christmas_Ape

    arcade joysticks!

    Hokey religions and ancient sticks are no match for a good joypad at your side, ***.
  40. Christmas_Ape

    How long can you last during sex?

    3 seconds.
  41. Christmas_Ape

    Bullshit talk

    Pfft...You think you got problems Sex *****? I got a neighbor who has a hunchback.
  42. Christmas_Ape

    Need HDTV Advice

    It kinda sucks that you are limited to 37".
  43. Christmas_Ape

    jenna jameson trasformation

    She kinda looks like a Slim Jim in that one pic. I just want to snap into her.
  44. Christmas_Ape

    Favourite Guitar

    Yeah, well actually, I guess they call it a walnut sunburst.
  45. Christmas_Ape

    Swarms of Cicadas Emerging in Midwest

    Bring them on! I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around.
  46. Christmas_Ape

    Need HDTV Advice

    Besides asking people what they think, and doing your own research on the web, go to stores and check out the tv's for yourself. That really helped me make a choice.
  47. Christmas_Ape

    Prison Break.

    I don't think it's really good, it has it's moments. The only reason why I watch it is cause I've been watching it from the beginning.
  48. Christmas_Ape

    Need HDTV Advice

    For LCD, Sharp Aquos is the best.
  49. Christmas_Ape

    a vote for a blowjob

    I think you meant to say, "This is an erection year....
  50. Christmas_Ape

    jenna jameson trasformation

    I think this topic should've coincided with the release of the Transformers movie.
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