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  1. calpoon

    Remember Abraham Lincoln

    yeah, too bad we don't have slaves anymore. I mean states rights, that's what I meant. black people are responsible for slavery, we didn't have any choice, what were we supposed to do about it? people in the south obviously love black people, they love them so much that they thought they would...
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    Little time to curb global warming

    why would they fire climatologist because they disprove a weather theory? wouldn't that mean that they were doing a good job, getting weather patterns right? there job is to study the weather and the people that have the knowledge of how to do that are the one's that are in demand, it's...
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    PS. speaking of miller, to a little bit less of a degree the same thing can be said for his Dark Knight Returns. I just don't think that would work as a movie. and it's sequel confirmed that for me. But, to bring this back to topic, can you imagine if he was doing a Wolverine movie? that would...
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    Shamwow dude

    buy a shamwow and we'll throw in a free vial of crack!
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    Ya know what bugs me?

    yeah, that really bugs me. and by "bugs" I mean turns me on. naw, i'm kidding. I suppose that I know what you mean. I am not a fan of gangbangs and DP's. one naked asshole dude is more than enough for me.
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    Little time to curb global warming

    :rofl: and I believe in Santa Claus.
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    well there's a difference between 300 and watchmen. Frank Miller obviously has an eye for film and he's worked on several movie projects and you can see the big difference between the movie's based on his comics that he worked on (sin city, 300) and the one's that he didn't have anything to do...
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    Something Funny...

    one time my **** was bright orange. that was weird.
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    Can Men And Women Be Friends?

    sorry guys, this isn't 1864. women can make up their own minds about what they want to do.
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    well then you are going to **** the movie.
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    Are there any vegan pornstars?

    well yes, that is where human value systems come in. I'm sure that you, Chef, consider ****** to be wrong, but from a purely objective viewpoint, there is no difference between ******* a person and kicking a rock. Yes, ******* eat each other in the wild and it is not a nice and kind place. That...
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    Are there any vegan pornstars?

    that's where that hierarchy of lifeforms (from order of most sophisticated in structural development) comes into play. Yes, it's a bit bullshit and moralizing. But I think it's a fairly level stance. Plant's have an "awareness" as do all cellular structures, but they don't have a sense of...
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    Can Men And Women Be Friends?

    There's probably a reason that you are the boyfriend and they are just the friends. think about it. so what if every guy wants to fuck your girl? If she wants to fuck another guy, she is going to. It doesn't matter what you say. unless you are going to beat the **** out of her and ***** her to...
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    Jenna Haze: Should she get a boob job?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fXaB0pC_uc
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    Are there any vegan pornstars?

    possibly ironic, but there's no moral ambiguity here. I can't speak for everyone, but for most vegans the idea is not about diet, but about consent. An ****** put to use by humans has no say or no choice in the matter, and that is why they think that it is wrong. Also the conditions that the...
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    Evidence obtained illegally by a private person admissable in court?

    yes, sloans right. it's just splitting hairs. a better distinction would be between private citizens and public servants. these two groups have privileges and restrictions that are different from each other.
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    Obama's true colors

    what? you're telling me that white people in England call black people in England African-Americans? It doesn't even really need to be said, I think RJ perfectly phrased what this whole thing is about. but while we are on the subject, the expression "African-American" is pretty stupid. Someone...
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    Evidence obtained illegally by a private person admissable in court?

    which is why in my example I said from a theoretical black and white perspective. remember the definition of legality is the word of a judge, not what it says on paper. To paraphrase an old expression, if the supreme court says it, then it's not a crime.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Not really, no. I mean I guess you can loosely say that it's kinda the same, in that they both are about a guy that is doubting the reality of his memories, but in terms of the actual plot, the Machinist really isn't anything like Number 23.
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    Iraq war is not over, more work ahead

    there is no way that happened. Unless they omitted the part where the guy was immediately executed and his ****** taken to Guantanamo Bay.
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    Evidence obtained illegally by a private person admissable in court?

    from a strictly legal standpoint (that is black and white, and not with the details confused, which may be the case in reality) the answer is no. and that is because a "civilian" is not in charge of presenting any evidence in court. The prosecution presents the evidence that they have obtained...
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    Jenna Haze: Should she get a boob job?

    maybe at the start of her career, but she's well established her image, so I don't really think it would help her.
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    More People Die Each Month on American Roads than died in 9/11 attacks

    too bad all those cars are polluting up the place. If only we could think of an eco-friendly way to **** millions, then we'd be set.
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    Remakes

    I don't know, it might be pretty funny to watch people's reaction to the end of that movie and the subsequent end of Mr. Smith's career.
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    Movies that put you in a dark mood for a few days

    some of it is real, but some of it's fake too.
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    Pineapple Express

    right, because no one else likes to be around you and they think you are stupid. you know why the movie is funny when you're stoned? because every movie is funny when you're stoned! the fact that it's not funny if you're not stoned, just shows that it's not a funny movie. I liked knocked up...
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    Pineapple Express

    most of that time is spent reading news and politics, which is the main reason I'm on this board. The rest of the time I make jokes and talk to all the people that I've gotten to know on here after those three years. I probably spend about ten minutes a week dealing with actual pornographic...
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    Movies that put you in a dark mood for a few days

    A really great movie is Mystic River. More recently I've watched some documentaries that made me feel that way. Bowling For Columbine, Religulous and Gonzo: Life of Hunter S. Thompson. what i said before is that I don't like movies that just made me feel bad. Those movies made me feel good...
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    Movies that put you in a dark mood for a few days

    it's not really just movies. I really like SAW or something like that. but then sometimes I watch a lot of movies that show the shitty side of humanity and a whole bunch of sad and depressing movies, and then I watch the news, and then it's time for me to be like " I need to watch a fucking...
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    Movies that put you in a dark mood for a few days

    I tried to avoid movies like that. Irreversible kinda bummed me out.
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    eh, all these X cameos are lame. that's a sign of a sagging plot.
  32. calpoon

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Burn After Reading pretty fuckin wierd movie, but it's the coen brothers. so, ya know.
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    thanks Nina! now we don't have to see The Day Keanu's Acting Fell Flat. I get the same feeling that i had about batman, where I loved the stuff about his origin, and then once the fighting started, I kind of didn't really care anymore after the first ten minutes.
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    It's a MYTH - GM autoworkers do NOT make $70/hour !!

    well I agree with that. I don't blame the union for causing the problems with the company. I'm not sure exactly on your position. No one wants to make sacrifices, but someone has to. and it's no more fair that it should rest with the tax payers, who have zero responsibility for the company...
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    Barack Obama is refusing to answer...

    well there you go, he said that obama wasn't trying to give him anything. so what's the problem? and how does that implicate obama in the scandal? you are assuming that means he asked obama's people to give him money and they refused and then jsut sat on the information knowing what he was...
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    Abortion Not Seen to be Linked With Depression

    Oh here we go again. :sing: every sperm is sacred :sing: Besides, if you read the bible you'd know that God ***** millions of people because they aren't good enough. If it's good enough for God it's good enough for me. PS. I actually wanted to take this thread seriously, but I guess I'll go...
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    Abortion Not Seen to be Linked With Depression

    how can you have a ***** without a pregnancy? furthermore abort means to stop. how do you stop the baby? he's not going anywhere. he's still there, he's just dead now. so you abort the pregnancy. you terminate the baby.
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    It's a MYTH - GM autoworkers do NOT make $70/hour !!

    the key word here is "assemble". the engineers and the designers are the one's that make them safe and make them work. the guys at the factory just put the pieces together, they don't have anything to do with how they function, unless they are put together wrong.
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    Abortion Not Seen to be Linked With Depression

    that just doesn't seem to make sense, given that depression is a not-uncommon symptom of giving birth.
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    It's a MYTH - GM autoworkers do NOT make $70/hour !!

    Ok, so they "only" make 40 dollars an hour, but if you add up all their benefits and divide it by hours worked, then they get an additional 30 dollars an hour. So yes, they do make 70 dollars an hour, they just don't get paid for it on the hour. minimum wage here is 7 dollars an hour and zero...
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    Calling in 'gay' to work

    Ok. that is one thing that pisses me off. the rainbow. rainbows are fucking rad, they are light refractions. they aren't gay, they aren't politically symbolic. it's stupid. you guys can have marriage, we'll take back the rainbow. deal?
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    Remakes

    that's a good point. All the stuff leading up to the time travel, and the time travel itself was pretty rad, but once he got there then I didn't really give a **** about the stupid morlocks.
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    Barack Obama is refusing to answer...

    So was Al Capone. how come no one is talking about that? I guess it's because Obama is "untouchable". :crash:
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    deapool is basically boba fett. if that doesn't make it clear for you, then I guess you just don't speak dork.
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    where is our tax dollars going?

    well they say that, but I often wonder what the actual per capita earning is after all expenses are paid. I think that it would make a big difference when you factor in cost of living and wage. and as you say, you pay more, but you also get more back in services. I think that if you had to pay...
  46. calpoon

    The Naga Jolokia: Hottest Pepper In The World

    poor ***. he's a tough motherfucker.
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    where is our tax dollars going?

    roads are what you'd call a bad investment.
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    Chick you would bang if nobody would know

    Before I say who, I want you to know that I would tell everyone. here's how the conversation would go.: Me: "guess what? I had a threesome with two lesbians." you: "no way! who was it?" Me: "Ellen and Rosie O'Donnell."
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    you know, hugh jackman is actually a pretty good actor. I thought that he was great as wolverine, and I have some doubts about this movie purely on the grounds of it being a sequel/prequel, but if anyone could pull it off, it would be him. It could work. I'd like to see it be more gritty and...
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    Chick you would bang if nobody would know

    Blue Countach's wife ;)
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