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  1. calpoon

    Would you like to see more Star Wars movies?

    it's cool. perhaps I should have made this a poll.
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    Would you like to see more Star Wars movies?

    I think that the prequels were utter **** and the new CG clone wars might just be the nail in the coffin for this franchise (although Tartakovsky's version almost made up for it.) I always wanted to see sequels to the original trilogy, and I still think that could be a possibility. what do you...
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    what would you do?

    you could try using a thesaurus. also can you please give me this address where people are handing out free tabs of E?
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    Dildo Stuff

    Doesn't sound like a good idea to me. kinda like taking a porsche for a test drive and then going home to your hundai, no? you need to get her a pinto. :1orglaugh
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    VHS era is winding down

    I guess embryoyo is.
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    Chicago sheriff baits fugitives

    Of course they can. Who is going to stop them? when officer friendly pulls his *** out and tells you to put your hands behind your head and get down on the ground, I'd like to see how far you get debating with him about your rights.
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    Who is more secretive?

    I can't understand anything you say middlefinger. I'd say men intentionally conceal the truth more. But women omit far more information and expect everyone (men) to instinctively know it without it being said.
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    VHS era is winding down

    Stupid people with their obsession for amassing material objects. Dude, follow your inner Buddha, or Tyler Durden for you youngsters out there.
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    Purple squirrel

    I think that the town's water supply is unusually highly contaminated with ************ *****, and the resulting mixture producing LSD like effects culminated at the point which connects to the school's ******** fountains.
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    History of the Middle-Finger Salute: Fact or Fiction?

    exactly. the convention of displaying the middle finger could have came about in this way, but the meaning behind it makes no sense. this story proposes that the expression "fuck you" and indeed the origin of the word "fuck" came about as a result of this gesture, even though the so-called...
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    VHS era is winding down

    exactly, the hardware is going out. digital is the wave of the future. I think we are seeing the last generation of storage containers for information separate from their players. The next X-box or playstation will just go to direct online game-play and cut out the need for individual-unit...
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    Chicago sheriff baits fugitives

    here's a few helpful hints when dealing with police officers. when they say "it will be easier on you if you cooperate" it means that it will be easier for them to arrest you and file charges against you, because if you don't cooperate, then they have to do all the work themselves in proving you...
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    Chicago sheriff baits fugitives

    exactly. Will E is living in a fantasy world where everyone has the freedom to do everything that they want to, but police magically know who is guilty of a crime and they have no need to ever investigate anything, perhaps they have criminal-only-telepathy, and all the bad guys are rounded up...
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    ******* File Sharing = No Internet Service

    yes, think about. It costs virtually nothing to produce a Cd. It's just a little plastic disc. In terms of actual manufacturing it probably comes out to less than 50 cents each, and it's free to imprint the information on it. And if you get rid of the plastic and just transfer the digital data...
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    Chicago sheriff baits fugitives

    no.
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    Your favorite alcoholic *****?

    Every morning grave Mimer drank a draught with the Gjallar-horn, and Odin when he was yet young had deep desire to receive the wisdom and strength which the egg-white mead alone can give. He entreated Mimer to give him a draught, and the price he paid was an eye, which was cast into the well...
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    Chicago sheriff baits fugitives

    No, I do know the mindset of the career criminal. it's someone that accepts and resigns themselves to the fact that they will not get away with their crimes and will go to jail, and whose idea of success means getting away with it more times then getting caught. I wouldn't exactly call that...
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    Chicago sheriff baits fugitives

    Smart people don't commit crimes, because they know that the chances of getting caught outweigh the chance of success, and the punishment outweighs the reward. the only smart criminals are corporate criminals. and they know that they probably won't get caught, and if they do, they won't be...
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    Is it just me...

    I know what you mean, but I'm not really sure what you are asking. Sexuality is really tied in with identity, so it reflects a variety of personalities. Someone who is sexually promiscuous could have repressed emotions, where they feel objectified and that sexual expression is the only way to...
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    Wall Street still flying corporate jets

    I'm waiting for the french revolution part 2.
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    Videos with the "No! Not in the ass!" theme?

    I don't see where the hypocrisy lies.
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    Bikini vs. Bra & Panties...

    the difference is one is heidi montag and I don't know who the other one is.
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    What is a "lead"?

    who's up for a road trip to mexeeko?
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    ******* File Sharing = No Internet Service

    yes, how will the record industry ever survive if there is a medium where people can listen to music for free? oh wait, I guess the record companies seem to forget that people have been doing that for the last 70 years on something called the radio. put the music out there for free on the...
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    hey bud, watch out for those alligators!

    hey bud, watch out for those alligators!
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    Mozilla FireFox - just switched over to

    glad to see that you crossed over from the dark side.
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    Videos with the "No! Not in the ass!" theme?

    What would your ****** think? Listen to ***** Sparrow, the man talks sense.
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    oh...my...god....1guy2needles.com

    sure, there's plenty of little Jeff Dahmers in the making like this guy, but what I find to be more disturbing are the viewers that seek out this stuff. Are people's lives really so vacuous and devoid of anything meaningful that they need to be "shocked" by human acts of stupidity? That was a...
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    ******* File Sharing = No Internet Service

    makes me think of a popular file sharing site hosted in Sweden that regularly makes a habit of posting legal threats that they get and then their humorous responses. here's an email reply they sent to I think it was Dreamworks, when they asked them to remove content from there site.
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    whiteboy stomp 20

    ugh.. what? can you please rephrase the question?
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    What should I do about my GF?

    I say dump her. No, I didn't bother to read your post, but it wouldn't have changed my opinion any.
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    What will you remember most about 2008?...

    Finally getting the restraining order lifted. 2009 here I come! I'll be outside of Paula Abdul's window.
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    Do They Know It's Christmas

    Nope, they don't know it's Christmas. Thier parents used to know it was Christmas, because the missionaries told them about it and then they told them that contraceptives are evil, and they died of AIDS leaving their **** orphans.
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    Maybe I'm old fashioned...

    Freud obviously never had his limbs hacked off with a machete. that might change his tune.
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    The Official "I'm So Sick Of Hollywood" Bitch And Moan Thread

    Thank you! I feel like I'm the only one who has said/thought that. you know what pisses me off about hollywood? the SAG are talking about going on strike again. why do these assholes even have a union? what kind of unfair and harsh working conditions have they ever had to endure? This seems...
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    Ask an annoying thread trend.

    your'e a willie worm. what the heck is that?
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    Are there any vegan pornstars?

    I'm not sure where you live, that can make a big difference. In the US packaged foods are required to list their ingredients and that will tell you. Anything containing the words "milk", "butter", (usually) "cream", "cheese", "whey" and "casein" are dairy products (usually derived from cow's...
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    Is there a difference between an investigation and a full investigation?

    just say what you "didn't" do. ya know what I mean? pull a Bill Clinton.
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    How do I cope?

    It couldn't hurt to see a therapist. maybe it would help. If you feel like you want to talk about it with someone, then that could be beneficial to you in some ways. In my personal experience and dealing with other people, I don't think you ever really "get over" feelings of loss, you just come...
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    UK military secrets and bases

    You'll be hearing from MI5.
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    Ask An Asshole.......

    tits, if you want to throw something, throw some semen, like in Silence of the Lambs. that always cheers everyone up. to your question blueballs, have they seen you in the newspaper or do you just look like a weirdo? I think it's probably because they've read your posts on free ones. my...
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    Cutest porn star?

    Peter North
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    Is there a difference between an investigation and a full investigation?

    well if they are checking out this board for you, don't you think they will find all these legal questions to be incriminating? you pretty much admitted that you did something ******* and you are under investigation for it, I'm sure that the investigators already know what it is.
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    Shoe-thrower in Iraqi judicial custody

    Who elected him? (BTW, that's a reference to Gangs of New York)
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    Ask an American...

    the reason that we have English muffins is because the US is secretly still owned and controlled by England. look it up, crazy people on the internet belief in it.
  46. calpoon

    Movies that put you in a dark mood for a few days

    really, training day? I love that movie, it always makes me laugh. You want me to suck your dick bitch? No? Suck my dick bitch, that's what you said to me, right? I didn't just hear you say suck my dick bitch? So you're calling me a liar? is that it? haha
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    Do you block out sigs ?

    so they don't mind the porn and the discussion of all things relating to the penis, but sigs are too much?
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    Are there any vegan pornstars?

    according to my parents I'm a picky eater. that is anyone who has any food preferences and doesn't eat everything that is put in front of them on a plate. If this circumstance should happen to find you, you will be told about the starving ******** that wish they could eat what you are having...
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    Remember Abraham Lincoln

    yes, the truth is that the north had gotten smart enough to get past the issue of race and realize that it could use capitalist wage-slavery to exploit the masses far more effectively through industrialization. people who don't have access to farmland to grow their own food are dependent on...
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