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    Champions League

    you posted the wrong shirt. here's the real one: http://i36.tinypic.com/wbxx6d.jpg
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    Champions League

    it's the opposite of vuja de
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    How tall is your . . . . :P

    an aluminum pole for Festivus.
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    Calling in 'gay' to work

    how about everyone call in sick to work and the economy fucking collapses faster than an american idol winner's career? sounds good to me. also Will E, hetero couples can get civil unions too, they just won't have any of the benefits of the marriage contract. But on the plus side, I think when...
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    Pineapple Express

    the idea of half baked is funnier than the execution. like if you condensed half baked into one scene, it would be gold.
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    Can You I.D This Music Video?

    black eyed peas maybe? they have a black guy, a puerto rican, a native american and skanky white chick as their lead singer, just to round out the mix.
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    Remakes

    The only one that was better than the original is bourne identity. most are worse. a few such as The Ring are maybe as good. and some are terrible like I am Legend, it was worse than even the previous bad remake. In the new bedazzled liz hurley was hot, but it wasn't really any better of a...
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    Calling in 'gay' to work

    ^ I want to hang out with this guy. I meant about the other stuff, not the gayness. but if you are into that, that's cool too.
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    Champions League

    why do I get the sense of deja vu? like I've seen this thread ten thousand times before? hey, at least it's not about fucking or wanking. GO LIVERPOOL!
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    R/C Helicopter with 1911 .45 Auto Handgun Attachment : )

    or how about fuckingmachines.com
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    Remakes

    occasionally foreign films remade can be good, because they don't really change anything except the language and cultural idiosyncrasies. so it's really more akin to editing than making a whole new film. I can't really think of any off the top of my head. PS. 2010 is a sequal to 2001, not a...
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    R/C Helicopter with 1911 .45 Auto Handgun Attachment : )

    yeah, i saw that one. I was talking about something else. nevermind.
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    Van Johnson, Star of War Films, Broadway, Dies at 92

    It took me about five minutes to realize this guy wasn't in Star Wars
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    R/C Helicopter with 1911 .45 Auto Handgun Attachment : )

    yeah, I'm cool with zombies. they don't discriminate. I'd say that in most of the population it might actually be an improvement.
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    Calling in 'gay' to work

    gay people aren't the one's that created the difference. it's like "don't ask, don't tell". it's Ok as long as they deny that they are gay and then they will be treated as if they are straight. so in other words it's Ok as long as they aren't gay. but if they admit that they are gay, then they...
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    Freestlying and writing that Dope rhyme

    dammit, my picture was denied. it would have totally changed the face of this thread.
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    Pineapple Express

    I'm no religious puritan, and I have nothing against weed. I've smoked the stuff many times and I couldn't say with sincerity that I never will again. I believe in mind expansion, but the problem is that most **** users are actually about mental limitation. Heck, even if you just wanted to watch...
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    lol yeah, it's a picture of a two faced kitten. I'm not sure where you see a woman in there...

    lol yeah, it's a picture of a two faced kitten. I'm not sure where you see a woman in there, it's being held in someone's hand cuz it was wee tiny.
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    Joanna Levesque AKA JoJo

    damnit cofee! you fucked it all up! didn't you hear 8 more days or petra is gonna cut your nuts off capice?
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    If You Could...

    correction: an accident with a car full of nuns. sheer genius.
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    If You Could...

    I thought you were going to say that the bus gets into a car accident. that would be funny.
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    Freestlying and writing that Dope rhyme

    In times like this only one man can save us
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    Calling in 'gay' to work

    So atheists shouldn't be allowed to get married? :rolleyes: and what makes you think gays don't have faith? it depends on how you define faith. they have faith in homosexuality to be a fulfilling lifestyle, so there you go. also I know a lot of gay Christians, they have faith in God the...
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    R/C Helicopter with 1911 .45 Auto Handgun Attachment : )

    funny. too bad it won't save you.
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    Terminator Salvation....

    yeah, that chick's ass and seeing Judgment day were the only things worth it for T3.
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    Pineapple Express

    nothing wrong with enjoying a funny movie. I just can't believe how retarded people are when they say, "I watched a movie about smoking pot and then it made me want to go smoke some pot." I guess that media really does influence people.
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    Cosmic ridiculousness?

    that's what I think about. but I voted option three just because I liked that you name-dropped carl sagan.
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    Porn on that harddrive - hide it well

    I'd get down on my knees and start praying to Allah.
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    R/C Helicopter with 1911 .45 Auto Handgun Attachment : )

    yeah, I know. But they don't actually use robots for ***************...yet. and I hope that they don't. i'm fucking telling you, man...I'm a peaceful guy, but there are two things that I will never trust and I have a zero tolerance, shoot-on-site policy: one of them is robots. the other one is...
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    Pineapple Express

    I watched the first 20 minutes of it and then got bored. it was Ok. I guess it's because I'm not a loser stoner and I have better things to do with my time.
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    Do NOT open this at work

    kind of fun. I got really hard words, and then no one else was playing. I guess this should go in the games thread.
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    R/C Helicopter with 1911 .45 Auto Handgun Attachment : )

    fortunately I think that you confusing reality with the movie robocop.
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    Terminator Salvation....

    I know, really. and what's so special about john connor? all he does is order other people to go on missions and reprogram terminators and send people back in time to always have to save his ass and fail to defeat skynet. couldn't just about anyone do his job? and according to T3, he got...
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    ********* Nation

    First of all the war on ***** is absolute bullshit and needs to be stopped immediately. now as far as pot goes, if you want to get high, then go for it. but some people from that camp are just as full of **** as their opponents. they say that it's healthy. what part of inhaling smoke and tar...
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    Calling in 'gay' to work

    so 1/2 day then? I think that they should find out the next time that the supreme court holds a recess or whatever they call it when they go on vacation and make that call into work gay day. I think it would be ironic and funny. yup, all those queers in the supreme court didn't show up to work...
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    is anyone else getting turned off by anal?

    and by that he means ATM
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    Question for people who have quit smoking

    quitting cold turkey is the best way to go. that tryptophan is a ********, it helps to replace the craving for nicotine.
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    More People Die Each Month on American Roads than died in 9/11 attacks

    I don't think the point is that we should go to war based on those things, it's that we shouldn't go to war over something that is in fact far less of a threat than those things are. If you asked most people if they were more worried about the president's position on diet and medication or on...
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    is anyone else getting turned off by anal?

    that makes two of us. ;)
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    CEO says Victoria's Secret Is Too Sexy

    no crotch holes?
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    Whats inside a black hole?

    In my opinion it's Neil deGrasse Tyson, in particular his book "Death by black hole." I think he's great. He told a group of "intelligent design" advocates aka. religion posing as science: "The universe doesn't care about you, it wants to **** you."
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    Whats inside a black hole?

    Ok, I looked into it, and yeah I was way off. But that experiment I mentioned is real, so maybe I'm thinking of dark energy or something else. actually now that I think about it, I think it was about dark matter, not anti-matter. it confused me because they have already obtained evidence of...
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    CEO says Victoria's Secret Is Too Sexy

    I agree with their assessment. Us guys might like the sexier more, but ultimately their customer base is women.
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    Whats inside a black hole?

    well yes, to a certain extent. All of these phenomenon are just descriptions of mathematical calculations. Personally, I've studied up a little on I guess what you'd call the philosophy of physics because these things are interesting to me, but I pretty much suck hard at math and I wouldn't be...
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    Porno Dreams - What Do They Mean?

    well according to Jung our memories present themselves subconsciously into situations that are a product of our experiences. In other words your dreams are a metaphor for a situation that you are dealing with right now. based on your story I'd say that you feel you are either accomplishing or...
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    Whats inside a black hole?

    Also, I wanted to say that we can pretty much figure what conditions are like inside of a black hole: it's "simply" a quantum singularity. We have a better and far easier chance of studying those conditions by looking at relatively small quantities of particles (rather than trying to fly 100...
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    Virginia ******** follows faith, won't sell birth control pills and such...

    I'm not sure about that MP. isn't religion saying that "only god can judge". people who truly believe in religion should be the most permissive of all, because it's not up to us do decide what right and wrong are. In that way, I guess that your actions really don't matter outside of...
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    Virginia ******** follows faith, won't sell birth control pills and such...

    In an above post Facial King used the an example of a cab driver, but since then we've had a new situation involving a guy who for religious reasons did not want to handle meat or ******* at the store he worked in. Most people felt that he was in the wrong. So that brings about an interesting...
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    Calling in 'gay' to work

    actually now that I think about, using your economic leverage is a good way to exert democratic influence. I remember when the dock workers went on strike to protest the war in Iraq. Of course it wasn't enough people so nothing really came of it. But if everyone that was against it or anything...
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