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I don't really see how stabbing my hose would help. I'll just take your word for it.:D

Hey he who smelt it dealt it.

"Farts are funny as hell, hey farts are **** without the mess."- George Carlin.

Hey he stayed in his lane. Pretty good kickoff coverage if you ask me. But will he get any credit in Tuesday meetings?

Judging by the looks of the protesters, there has been a lot of chicken ******* going on.

I have been hospitalized twice. Both times for suicidal thoughts. One time was before I made an attempt. I had been contemplating for about a half an hour about jumping into a frigid ass Michigan river in April. Nobody was around and just as I made up my mind too do it, a guy came out of nowhere...

Just make stupidity and laziness painful. It just might motivate some of the idiots to be productive. Then we can work on the morons not in government.:D

And why should........ nah, fuck it.

Doing it wrong, but is anyone complaining?

Why is it that if it's a human it's an abortion, but if it's a chicken it's an omelette? Just remember you can't grill it till you **** it.

I am going to be a normal, well adjusted adult. Yes it's a stretch but hell it's only one night a year.

Gotta go wif numba one. Yeah boyyyy.

The Captain was one of a kind. I can still remember him as a heel manager. Always entertaining though. RIP Captain Lou.

Well. One down.:o

I know but I'm not telling.:tongue:

Oh bother.

Shenanigans.:D Ahhhh, the new nothing thread.

Sorry, Chef but here is a long list of wrestlers worse than Batista. Khali, Giant Gonzales...............and wait..............there was, no........... Ok how about without a shadow of a doubt the third worst wrestler to have ever stepped into a WWE ring.

What's that boss? You said you wanted those cars up river? ****! Are you sure you didn't say IN the river?

Don't have pics but go to your local sporting goods store. In the muzzle loading section you should be able to find both "Red Hot Nipples" and "Bore Butter". I'm just sayin'.

As long as you are doing your job, your sexual orientation should have no bearing on anything. I don't care if my mechanic is gay or not as long as they fix my car right. What? You are a gay firefighter? Don't give a **** just keep my house from burning down. I don't care if you are wearing pink...

Beat me to it good sir.:hatsoff: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0037970/

Look in your beard. I'm sure there's some scraps in that thing.

Yes I'm showing my age here, but I can remember when QB's called their own plays and actually had to take a hit or two. Why don't they just have a scale for penalties based on merchandising sales? A Manning or Tom Brady gets hit, 25 yards, a first down and your firstborn ***. Someone on say the...

Did you expect anything other than a sausage fest. You might as well just go hang out in front of an abortion clinic. Why else would they need to go there unless they were easy.:rolleyes:

The asshole who came into my store a couple nights ago. The fucker buys three 12 packs of Mountain Dew on his EBT card, goes outside and dumps all of the Dew. Then he brings in all of the cans for the deposit so he can buy a $3 ****. Fuck these assholes.

My prediction is that Michigan State will go long streches looking like a team that can not be beat. Then they will lose to two or three teams that should not even be in the same gym with them. But by the end of the season they will be a ***** to be reckoned with. Never count the Spartans out.

See for your self.:D http://board.freeones.com/member.php?u=19175

Just once I'd like to see a realistic wedding. Instead of a white gown, the Bride is wearing a bikini top and a thong with heels. Hey dude give me some ones. The last wedding I went to was my best friends. I was a groomsman and the bridesmaid that I escorted had a HUGE rack. I drank about 25...

Ask BlueBalls.:o

I avoid tipping barbers. Then again I avoid paying barbers. I haven't had a haircut in over 5 years.

So media hype and "Rock Star" status trump any actually work and sacrifice. Sounds about right. Oh well they gave it to some self important blow hard talking about the weather. Go figure. :dunno::helpme:

I've always found intimidation and and acting like you just don't care to be quite effective. Barring that being an option good old fashioned American whoop ass seems to get the job done. Keeping your cool and watching for openings is key. Most people that are going to jump someone are...

Uncle Tedly is indeed a great hunter and a hell of a guy. If you ever meet him be prepared to take some time out of your day because he will talk your ear off. Hunting is not a sport it is a food gathering activity. I deer hunt with both bow and ***. I also rabbit hunt. I would love to turkey...

I generally go with a full beard but I change it up a little every couple of weeks. Goatee for a few days then trim it down to scruff. I only go clean shaven about twice a year. that lasts about four days. Give me a week it's a full grown beard. Hell give me a month and and I can look like Billy...

I'll give it his first crossing route.

Mr. Frodo we make "sting" glow long time.

You're not supposed to ***** the bong water.

Douche bag kitty. Just add gold collar with giant medallion.

I'll get in the middle and there will be some tension................in my jeans.

That's not a ring. It's a zipper.

All I know is that my "company" is too big to fail.:D:eek:

Oil wrestling.........Wait. What? Oh that wasn't an option. Ok I'll go with hockey sweaters.

Or he just took a **** bottle to the groin.

MMMMMmmmmmm. Faith Hill in a cheerleader oufit. I need to be alone now.:rubbel::o

Yes I often wish that women would stop winging. WTF does that even mean. Now if there was a button to get them to stop whining, then we might have something.:D

:sing: Any way you want it baby, I am your burger man.:sing: You say the hot sauce can't be beat, well sit back and open wide.

And yet somewhere, somehow this seemed like a good idea at the time.

Great! Now we get to see Cena beat everyone down, no matter the odds until he gets his strap back. Joy!:rolleyes: That had to be the most predictable PPV ever. No way was 'Taker going to lose a Hell In A Cell match. Ditto for DX. I love 'Taker and I'm glad they put the belt back on him but you...

Any person who dresses their dog in a costume should be thrown into a kennel wearing nothing but pork chop underwear.