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Errr.........ummmmmmmm...............no I'm out, sorry.

He always has been a joke. I never understood why Dumars traded away Billups to get him. Of course you are going to score 25-30 a game when you put up 50 shots a game. Glad he's gone.

Apparently you missed the fact that it was because I'm a Michigan State fan as the reason I think those helmets are so ugly. :hatsoff: Back before MSU was in the Big 10/11, Michigan tried to keep them from joining the conference. Why? Because at the time the Spartans were a national power and...

I can almost never root for a team that would wear helmets that are that butt fucking ugly. But then again I ***** green when it comes to collage sports. ND is a big rivalry too but that is more like a brotherly quarrel. Go State.

Is that you, Chef?:D

The summer I turned 18 I was playing basketball in the driveway. Someone elbowed me in the face and broke my glasses. My *** got pissed about my glasses getting broke and I told him to "Chill the fuck out old man" and it was on. He got one good shot to my left eye, but I got ahold of him around...

I do believe that it is mandatory to stay behind that bike.

Yes some girls need more realistic dreams.:wave2:

I am sorry for your loss. You are in my thoughts my friend.

The sad part is that it was probably a government grant that funded the project.:mad: But that being said.......:banger::banger::banger::banger:

Some call me opinionated, some call me an obnoxious, sarcastic asshole. Either way, I'm good.:tongue::thefinger

I doubt it. Pink hair would have just ate it.

Not to mention some of the tastiest.:yummie:

MMmmmmmmmm, moooooossssssse.:yummie:

And this surprises who? Big business will always line their own pockets at the expense of the workers. I understand that you want a decent profit margin, but if you screw your own employees who is going to buy your product? It sure as hell won't be the ones making it. Eh, same **** different day.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=ap-michigan-ncaa&prov=ap&type=lgns Well it sure didn't help much last year.:thefinger:1orglaugh:rofl::jester::laugh:

Wade Garrison to Daulton in Roadhouse: That cun...that girl never told you she was married, did she? And when a man puts a *** in your face you've got two choices. You can die or you can **** the motherfucker.

Tried to rep you but have to spread it around.

Oh, nevermind. It was nothing.

You rang?

Ken would come and save her but he doesn't have the balls to do it.

Must have got nicked while shaving her can.

Awww, it's nothing.

It will just continue on into nothingness.

I've got a saber for her.:sex:

Hello, I have nothing to say.

Most of them are too busy being DP'd by the surgeon and the orderly to worry about handling your junk.:D

Well it looks to be the rooks.

Yes I have. In the sixth grade I smacked a teacher that had just dug her claws into my arm. She grabbed my and spun me around and I lead with a right cross. Forty hours community service, but it was worth it. When I was about seven, a neighbor girl used to just beat the **** out of me and I...

It should make it a safer place. Hell if they break out the idea is usually to get as far away as possible. Hell I want to get out and I'm not even locked up. And yeah, just make them try to earn a decent living here. That will make them talk. Fuck water boarding, make them survive my...

Yes. Yes they are.

I'm not letting some butcher near this righteous mop!

But if I'm really, really ***** I will eat some pussy and motorboat a nice pair.

Collage football, a walk through the woods on a crisp morning, hockey, lakes, rivers, watching a deer graze outside the window (except in Oct. or Nov.) and fresh brewed iced tea.

If it is something that makes you uncomfortable, she shouldn't be asking you to do it. Well maybe ask, but not pushing the issue. If you don't want to do it, don't. If she loves you that should be the end of the story.

That's the spirit. Cooperation at it's finest.:kiss::lovecoupl:yesyes:

People who are buying cheap ass **** at 1:30 am on a Monday, bitching about not being able to find a good job. Sober up and get off your ass fuck wad!:mad:

It should be mandatory to use as a practical joke. :thumbsup:

They are transplanting some ass ivy.

What he said.:thumbsup:

This is one of the first things I brought up in the discussion. I would not be OK with another man involved so why should this be any different? The reply I got from both girls was that this was between the three of us and that neither of them wanted another man involved. I'm taking them at...

I had a relationship with with her and after we broke up, the two girls had a relationship. Both girls are bi. The three of us have always been there for the other two. We have all been through some tough times the last few years but our friendships have remained strong.

About a week ago my girlfriend and a mutual ex-girlfriend approached me with the idea. We have all remained close for several years and have had several threesomes. So far everything seems to be great, but it has been less than a week since we made it official. We all get alone time with the...

Don't.....give.....them....any.....ideas.:mad: :eek: Besides I'm waiting for Wal-Mart greeters VS. crazy homeless guys.:D

Sorry. What did you say?

Tits. Their not just for breakfast anymore.

:sing: And then she took it in her hand and this is all she had to say.......:blowjob:

Got them all over the place around here.:eek:

******* burns sooo goooood.

It's even better when they block the fucking doorway. And then they get upset if you politely say "excuse me" as if I'm interrupting a fucking International summit.:mad: