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So we are talking about with actual people? Then 0-5. Oh wait I forgot about BlueBalls and Chef so............

Here is what I want to know. Is it all festive and lit up when he drops a deuce too? Maybe it just looks like part of the nativity scene. :dunno:

My bad. I thought I had that in there.:hatsoff:

A list of teams that can lay claim to National Championships since 'Bama's last one. Florida: 3 Nebraska: 3 Florida State: 2 LSU: 2 USC: 2 Michigan: 1 Ohio State: 1 Miami: 1 Oklahoma: 1 Tennesee: 1 You can talk all day about past championships but it means nothing as of right now. By this...

:sing:Are you ready for some football?:sing: Happy Thanksgiving.

That is the one thing that I always do. You should try it sometime.:hatsoff:

The term "**** crime" is one of the most bullshit, useless terms on the planet. All violent crimes are **** crimes. All that the phrase does is put people in smaller and smaller boxes. Someone does something to somebody else that isn't in that particular demographic and all of a sudden it's a...

So in three weeks we go from "Hot Rod" to "The Body" to "Mini Me" as guest host. WTF? Chavo jobs again?

Moroccan, Spanish, Italian, Greek and Middle eastern are all good and a hell of a lot healthier than most of the crap that most people eat.

What's next? Tony Shiavone at the announce table? Let's just bring in Glacier.:rolleyes:

I have actually liked what I have seen in Stafford. Yes he going to make some mistakes for a couple of years, but he shows toughness at QB that Detroit has not seen in a LOOOONNGG time. What the Lions need more than anything is some continuity on the O-line. You can bring in All-Pros and whoever...

Funny story actually. I had went out to the local bar to meet some friends and while I inside some asshole used a rock to smash the passenger side window in my Grand Prix. It is the middle of December and I didn't even notice it till I was half way home and started to wonder why the fucking car...

I usually change mine up every couple of weeks. It always ends up being a full beard in a few days anyways. I have been clean-shaven maybe a total of two months since I was 16. Even when I had jobs that I could not have my beard I always kept the mustache and sideburns. Hell I could go shave...

A couple of times.

Yes but I really wanted the neighbor girl to play with that joystick.

I have worked in retail for over twenty years. The real bullshit about Christmas is that the **** starts coming into the stores about the end of July or the the first of August. Then you have to move it twenty times a day to get to anything you actually need. It's still summer, why do I have to...

Let's just say that I could put $5 in the tank and be set for a few days.

Now and for the rest of their lives they gonna confuse strip clubs and buffets.

Rock on.:banger::banger::banger:

Seeing as how A: I just don't give a **** what society thinks of me, B: I already have a pic on my profile and C: nobody would see past my righteous mop of hair, why the hell not?

The only wedgie I have ever got was from a chain link fence. Raising hell as a teenager, I jumped a fence and snagged on the top. Yes I was ***** and yes it served me right for acting like a fool. Thank god the damn things ripped because the way I was hanging at that moment I could have lost a...

What? It was leg day and she didn't want to use a boring stairmaster.

Erasing it from the post doesn't mean it didn't happen.:nono:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

First off I am not defending a moron. If Bush had ****** MSNBC, all hell would have broke loose. Since it's the almighty Obama, oh whatever. All news organizations put their own spin on the news, just as all politicians are lying sacks of ****. Having an opinion is human nature, but if you are...

You say slut like it's a bad thing. :dunno: Have her call me in a couple of years.:D

Well as long as they both like the meat we are all good.

hehehehe you said sperm. Anyways I'd go with a Grizzly.

Did you get any splinters Greg?

What He said. @%$&%%(*&)&....Timmy Timmy

I always had the top test scores in all my classes. Grades? Not so much. The repetition of homework was not my friend. I pick up concepts very easily and after doing something once or twice I become very bored. Math was the worst. Algebra in particular. I know that they wanted to make sure that...

Splash some water on your face and answer the door. Say "quick, inside. They'll be arriving soon. You'll be safe in here. Won't they Fluffy. Yes they will."

Are you kidding me? I'm 40 years old and she still makes me hard.:lovecoupl

M.J. without question. As in Magic Johnson. There is not a position on the floor that he could not have been an All-Star playing. Not just on the offensive end but he could defend any position as well. Yes he had a size advantage playing the point at 6'9" but he had the ball-handling ability of...

I have never went to bed with a fat chick. On occasion though I have woke up with a few.

How sad does your team have to be to need to "get up" for a game against the Lions?

I think it might be his. Man:boobies: need support too.

Hell some of the current threads should not be revived.:tongue:

The fail here is that he was trying too squeeze something out the other side.

I'm picking the Spartans to knock off the Hawkeyes. The Big 10/11 needs a PR guy bad. If a Big 10/11 team gets knocked off, everyone says it's because it's a weak conference. If an SEC or a Big 12 team gets knocked off they say it's because they have a deep conference. WTF? There is not a...

OK, ok, ok. I'll take one for the team just to verify her story. Damn the things I'm willing to do for you people.

Quick! Get a pallet of Alka-Seltzer.

They have been slowly drifting apart for a couple of months now. Booker is as good as gone, Nash has been doing his own thing and Samoa Joe works better solo. Angle turning face won't last long, it never does. On a side note I have never wanted to be a tub of pasta more in my life.:rubbel:

I choose Brandy because she is hot as hell and I have met her and she seems like a real sweetheart. But I have one word for you, threesome!

Straight as can be. I'm not in the slightest homophobic though. I have spent a few nights in a gay bar hanging out with my bi girlfriend, a pre-op trans> guy, two lesbeins and gay guy. What ever puts a smile on your face is alright by me. I just want female sexual contact. I don't judge, it's...

Well I'm not sure. Do you like to pitch or catch?

Yes. If I want them there or not. Fuckin' nosey ass cats.

Are you sure about that?:1orglaugh

I thought it was The Brady Bunch.

Damn! And I've been spending all these years getting laid with good looks and charm. What a waste.:(