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No, I only hand out candy. Want some?

You can search for some porn in my handy lttle search engine while you wait. :) ------------------------>>>>>

Yep, sounds like something a republican would say. Last week it was 9/11 and Jesus. Somebody please get this man a platform already.

Brian Grieses come and go, but Rex Grossmans never die!

Beat Down

You're the man mario! Thanks dude!

Suit yourself, but I really wish I hadn't fucked that goat last summer.

They're bad for you. Makes your lungs all dirty.. dirty dirty.. like a whore!

Hey, that IS NICE! :cool:

I wish I hadn't posted in McRocket's thread. The man scares me.

Just don't go on a ******* spree. I wouldn't want you to get post homicidal depression.

I'll send you a PM. I don't want everyone here to think I'm a whack job. At least not anymore than they already do. :)

A lot of cool stuff happened to my late grandfather. He helped capture a famous **** during WWII - I doubt anyone will believe who. He also went to the last World Series the Cubs were ever in with my grandmother right after coming back from the war. (Thats famous to Chicagoans) Some mobster...

I like to throw a little fuel on the fire in these kinds of threads myself.

Please protect me from your followers. And please smite you know who, for you know what. Amen.

Heyyyy... you guys aren't using your street names. tsk tsk:nono:

You know, I think I already set the world record for looking at pussy and eating cheetos at the same time. I'll have to check on that one.

Big Black Cock

That's how all former Presidents make their money as well.

After the game... SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!! Get your heathen asses to church! ..or... BUUUUURN... INNNNN... HELLLLLLL!!!

Thou shalt not take Marlon Brando's name in vain.

Sure I can't entice you into starting a thread yet buddy? :D

Fireworks are ******* in my state, but one can drive to every state that surrounds ours and purchase them. Plus, no cop is actually going to arrest you for using them in a safe manner. So...I never really understood that law.

Your profile is set to private Sandra. :(

hmm I'm thinking Arbys

http://www.wishgirlscash.com/gallery/wish/pic/1/16//index.php/100303,348,2,1121 :helpme:

Just lay the pipe brotato.

At least she's not a tree hugger.

buddy big balls st.

Woohoo! I still got my ID too! Now if I could just talk the gf into actually ever going to Golden Corral, thats another story..

I know, it's amazing isn't it? It's on ABC in HD, on our actual television sets! That reminds me, I need to go to THE store to get THE chips, and THE ****, for THE game, against THE Ohio State University.

Anyone see the guitar hero south park last night? Well, I know you did cartman24.;) Randy Marsh trying to teach the youngsters the real guitar was totally me. And they all looked at me with stone faces the same way too. And I couldn't figure out the game either!

This Saturday.. THE University of Illinois vs THE Ohio State University Be there!

Absolutely, but he won't.

Ready...set...fuego! Sorry, just wanted to get that out of my system. I don't know any espanol only porn chicks.

Ok, this strike is seriously starting to suck. All reruns of all late night TV shows this week. I can't take another week of this, let alone a possible six months. I want my Conan and I want my Colbert Report! Pay 'em their royalties already!!!

God, Can I have my Princess now? Disney never sent me mine when I was little. :( Thanks, Prince KFD P.S. Make sure she can sing and dance.

This does make sense to me. Anyone ever been in a restaurant in Texas? Their portions of food are massive. You order a steak and they'll bring you the whole cow! Not that I'm complaining though. Best place on earth to get a steak for the money. :2 cents:

Oh man...don't get me started on Ron Turner.

The NFC North is no AFC East.

You can have a 'session' on my avatar anytime you want. Kinda looks like its doing the robot. <---------

They cum, and they go. But you know there will always be more little teenage hotties willing to sacrifice their innocence for our viewing pleasure. :2 cents: Tia Tanaka - one of my former sig girls - you shall be missed.

I want to set the record for consecutive hours doing the robot.

The slinky. You couldn't actually use one without singing the slinky song either for some reason.

Remember, a Cobra is a snake and snake is sneak spelled sideways. Now you know! And knowing is half the battle! YO JOE!

Anything at all. I want an army of little plastic G.I. Joe guys that follow my every command. Thanks Your pal, Moses KFD

Lovie too, but because he took a rex grossman lead team to the super bowl. Now that's coaching!

Alright! When do I get my best time waster at work award? Ok, back on the bandwagon: Belichick is GODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!