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Like, only fatties and stupid people ***** regular cola.

Aaahhh, I'm having 'nam movie flashbacks!!

Cool man. I was in the south end zone, 200 level half way up. (Thats where my uncle's season tickets are.) I turned down packer tickets to go to that game. I'm real glad now I did. It was like seeing Jordan on 60 point night.

This ones just for you will e. I just thought of a funny sig saying. Well, I think its funny. Kung Fu in a can baby!

I have, but that stuff isn't very refreshing. Its pure sugar almost. Then I discovered red bull. That's the real ******* in a can!

I ***** that too. But you know what the best part about **** Zero is (besides the caffeine)? It comes in an all black bottle. And the significance of that is you may ask? When you are on a black ops mission and you have to follow noise and light discipline, you can pull one out of your ruck...

Negative. Santa is not a viking, nor does he wear a viking hat. If you look under his red hat he always wears, it says 'Made in America'.

Yeah, that someone was me. I just typed that. My name is kungfudude or KFD. Nice to meet you. Btw, I've had 3 straight **** zeros and I'm a little edgy right now.

Hook it up man. I haven't had a hit in 5 minutes. Oh wait, not that point!

Pepsi Challenge? Bah Have a **** Zero and a smile!

Great, everyone gets the point and now I'm confused. Gotta lay off the **** man.

Yes - it was awesome!!!!! No sarcasm here. speaking of missing the point..

Yeah! More for me!!!

Where are all my caffeine addicts at? This stuff is the **** man! No calories, taste beats diet ****, and it keeps you wired just the way I like it!! ******* in a can baby!

Not if they like it. But hey good news, you also get the assortment of anal toys and 350 lbs of chocolate pudding!

I've been singing that song in my head ever since I started this thread. But I always start slow with ..AAAMER ICAA ...AAAMER ICAA ...AMERICA - FUCK YEAH!!

Will do. Hey, what do you want me to do? Santa was born in Alaska. Plus, he ordered too many Nintendo Wii's. I think you'll like it more anyway. It's got those cool controllers!

You get a lot less peyote this year. Santa thinks you need to cut back buddy. Besides, he wasn't too happy about the cookies you left him last year that were baked with that bottle of viagra and the note that read, " Enjoy some cookies and milk Santa and go fuck yourself."

Santa says you get an assortment of anal toys and 350 lbs of chocolate pudding. I'd rather not get into the reasons why. Merry Christmas!

Btw.. More bowing. Less whining and bitching. How about a little gratitude for porn, computers, and apple pie... sheesh!

I don't get that either. One day they are one country and the next day they are four??? A country with split personalities.

Marriage part is only optional. Santa isn't satan. Hey, girls just wanna have fun, you know. And if you tire of her, next year you can always re gift her as well!

Ok leggy, he said you can have the PS3 too, but only if you bow to America. :D

Good News! I just talked to Santa and all the single dudes get HOT Russian mail order brides, a free blow job from Jessica Alba, and the Nintendo Wii. I'll see about the PS3 leggy.

It seems many of you weren't that good this year. :nono: A little too much 5 against 1, if you know what I mean. ;) ;) I managed to talk him into giving you married guys a bottle Jack Daniels and your testicles back from your wives. I'll see what else I can do.

ahem We call it FREEDOM Fries and FREEDOM Toast. Tyvm. Btw, I am pleased to tell you that legislation has been ****** that outlaws France and Russia forever. The bombing begins in 5 minutes.

Hey, how about some more. A nice butt shot.

I know what you all need. More Erin Andrews!

It was Celeste - THE Celeste. I even stole the tape from my grandpa. He knew, but he never said anything. Good old grandpa.

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I don't see much worshiping of America going on in here. Beware, a cruise missile awaits those who don't accept freedom and democracy.

Praise George W. Christ! Another has been saved from the fires of communism. You get a cookie also. Go and spread the good word of Freedom my *****.

You have angered the Gods of Mount Rushmore with your insolence. I'll tell you what, admit once and for all that we bailed you guys out in WWII, and we'll be kind enough to save your country this time.. ..for LAST! :D

Villain always has a British accent. I myself could go for more deep southern accents. 'Ya'll gon die! Right after I git the skrimp off the barbie.'

Is that Blasphemy?! Uncle Sam Damn You! May Dick Cheney have mercy on your soul.

Thanks buddy, but make sure you save some of that praise for the worship KFD thread. ;)

I wonder if Gweneth Paltrow named her baby girl 'Apple' because she secretly wants her to grow up to be a stripper. Hmmm..back off to wonderland

Agreed. Nothing says 'I could care less about you' more than a gift card from Target.

Good. Just for that, you get a cookie. Go in jest my *****.

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

BOW YOU FOOL!

Bless you Fox. Go in the name of the ******, George H.W. The ***, George W. And the Holy Spirit, JFK

Bow down and pay homage to the greatest country in the world. :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: If loving America is wrong...I don't wanna be right!

What?!? Suit yourselves I guess. Frank Caliendo's impressions are hilarious. His Charles Barkley and Bill Walton ones are spot on! "Oh kenny, you crazy. I mean that's trrrbl." Now Carlos Mencia - that guy sucks.

I'm giving 64 people, 64 different colors of pants, that correspond with the colors of a 64 pack of crayola crayons.

My oldest ****** got me a book titled "30 things to do before you turn 30" - when I was 21! And a potato *** the same year! "Gee thanks sis." :wtf:

Get a muscle car, dog!

Bite your tongue mister. Oh look, heres Erin Andrews. She's comcastic! (notice the color she's wearing )

Dave Wanstedt used a #1 pick on Sauerbrun once upon time too. On a freaking kicker?! God I hated Wanstedt. pitooy Good riddance. Flip side to that coin -- Lovie Smith drafted Devin Hester. Lovie's special team pick > Wanstedt special team pick In Lovie, We Trusty!

That was a fucking awesome game man! I'm just now getting my voice back I was screaming so loud. Every time Hester walked onto the field the whole place was electric. And they won too! Da Bears!!!