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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/09/01/ap/strange/main4403887.shtml I'm just wondering... Did that guy have that idea because he wanted to symbolize that getting married was the beginning of the end of his life? :dunno:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/09/01/helen.mirren.****/index.html

I **** this stupid bitch. She doesn't know anything about anything. Seriously, everytime I turn this show on she has NO COMMON SENSE. For example... She just got a call from a woman who said... "Me and my boyfriend have an open relationship and when I have sex with him or ANOTHER GUY, they...

I'm not sure if this is done all across the country/world, but here in Chicago, you can e-mail the Cubs' announcers during their live broadcasts. They usually read a couple of e-mails during every game and start discussions to encourage fans to send some in. I'm going to do this today and see...

I'm watching Antiques Road Show and I find something to be hilarious (besides the fact that I'm watching Antiques Road Show)... These people are taking this random ass, useless, old crap into these appraisers and I honestly think that most of them believe they're going to get rich by possessing...

Why do they put this crap on TV? Seriously, does anybody watch this ****? :dunno:

Right now on "PBS" (aka - WTTW in Chicago) they're showing a Tom Petty concert which is fucking awesome. It's the 30th Anniversary Tour from Gainesburg, Florida. Anyway, I just wanted to know if anyone had any good recommendations for good concerts that were available on DVD. I looooooove...

...who would it be? I would love to fight all the members of Creed, the whole entire cast of Grey's Anatomy and I would give every dollar I make for the rest of my life if I could fight the dog from Air Bud.

Is it just me, or does anyone else notice that in every single "***** driving" related commercial that they show nothing but men getting pulled over? Seriously, it's always a dude behind the wheel in the scenarios they show and I think it's kind of "funny". The one I always see is the "over...

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/12/im_in_love_robot_opens_and_pou.php :glugglug:

Has anyone ever given a gift to someone for Christmas (or at any other time) that made them cry out of sheer happiness? A few years ago, my *** wanted nothing but Josh Groban tickets. She talked about it for months and would always drop hints to me and my ***. One day, they announced that the...

I'm one of those people who always find useless bits of information to be pretty entertaining. I don't know if people have already seen this site, but it's full of totally useless knowledge, hence it's name... http://www.totallyuselessknowledge.com/ Some good ones... - All elephants walk on...

Some of the facts are hard to read because of the white text... http://www.exbyte.net/media/videos/12205/Dumb_Human_Facts.html - Pound for pound, the human body produces 5 times more energy than the sun - You could cut the brain directly...and not feel a thing - The human heart produces enough...

This is a true story that happened to me a few years ago... While I still lived in Cleveland, me and all of my friends would have a big Christmas party every year. We always held it at one of the local bars and most of us would get together in little groups and "pre-game" before hand. This...

I've always thought that it's funny/annoying when people take really long showers...especially girlfriends. Honestly, people can claim that it takes a while to wash their long hair or whatever, but I just can't see why someone needs 45 minutes to wash up. I don't like to waste time, so I...

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/12/damon_dashs_manparts_will_driv.php People will literally sue for ANYTHING now-a-days. This is just fucking ridiculous. Hilarious, but ridiculous.

Similar to the "Favorite Movie Quotes" thread, what are your favorite scenes in a movie? Here are some of mine... Rudy - Final scene where he gets to play Billy Madison - "Chlorophyll? More like BORE-ophyll." Kingpin - "Hi. (Hiii) Not you. Hi." Remember the Titans - Coach Yoast's speech...

I keep seeing all these advertisements for Prom dresses and it got me thinking back to when I was in high school. I don't know about the rest of you, but my Prom was such a waste of time and money. I spent nearly $1,000 that night just so I could not have a good time. One of the things that...

I don't know how old this is and I don't care. I just saw it for the first time and it made me laugh so hard that I spit my Diet **** all over the place. I'm watching Mad TV and they're showing a bunch of various Christmas skits and this was one of them...

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/12/guitar_powers_wand_looking_thi.php

Even though I **** the fact that court shows dominate TV stations in the afternoon, I enjoy watching them from time to time. My favorite is Judge Marilyn Milan from The People's Court. Watching her roast somebody is absolutely hilarious to me. There's nothing like a good lambasting to put a...

What...the...fuck? :wtf: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/health/2007/12/14/stout.skorea.glowing.cats.ytn FYI - There's a short advertisement before the video clip

I just got done watching the show Cane (which is awesome by the way) and something got me thinking... The main character's *** was getting married. During the day of the wedding, his bride-to-be confessed that she had cheated on him during her bachelorette party with one of her ex-boyfriends...

Chef Homaru Cantu is one of my inspirations. For those of you who don't know who he is, he is a pure genius. He has taken the culinary world by storm and is paving the way for future restaurants. Chef Cantu is brilliant when it comes to molecular gastronomy (the science of altering a food's...

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/12/11/2115396.htm I know she is just lobbying, but she actually makes a really good point there. Companies like Coca-Cola and Pepsi don't just make unhealthy sodas. They offer a variety of other, "healthier", choices. I just think it's kind of funny...

Call me completely childish, but I think this is hilarious... http://www.magamba.com/index~i~4999.htm

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,316319,00.html I can't wait to hear what **** has to say about his "leaniant" sentence.

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/12/liquid_sculptures_are_amazing_3.php Martin Waugh's Gallery Personally, I think these are awesome to look at. I want one for my apartment.

What's the weirdest/grossest thing you've ever eaten? What foods do you normally eat that most people would think of as weird/gross? Me? I've eaten some pretty weird things before. Brain, sweetbread (NOT what you think), kidney, etc. One of the things that I absolutely LOVE to eat is...

Is this just a one-time-girl or is there more of her out there? http://galleries.nubiles.net/mgpbig/olla/teen-lingerie/?coupon=1568538&e=1&l=1&t=1&n=1

Personally, I don't really get the chance to explore the grocery store like I want to. There are food items that I would probably never even notice if it wasn't for someone else's recommendation. Oberweis Chocolate Milk (Dairy) Barber Foods: Chicken Cordon Bleu, Stuffed Chicken Breasts...

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-bills-everettwalking&prov=ap&type=lgns

They just recently released the 911 calls from the Nebraska mall shooting and it kind of made me a little mad. The calls that I've heard are nothing but panic and gunshots. I understand that the shooting was a public event, but does the media really have the right to play the 911 calls that...

Ok, here it is... Everybody lies. I lie, you lie, we all lie. What I've noticed though, over the past year or so, is that men and women lie in completely different ways. For example... My male friends usually just exaggerate things. They'll make every girl they hook up with seem like a...

I'm ripping off AFA's "Post Your Favorite Music Video" thread and making a thread designated for Christmas/Holiday songs. Here are some of my favorites... Bing Crosby - White Christmas Gene Autry - Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Smashing Pumpkins - Christmas Time Andy Williams - Happy...

WELP, it's official...I think I'm in love. This is pretty much the exact kind of girl I ***** of when it comes to looks. The only problem is...I want to see more of her. According to the link, her name is Anna, but that's all I know. If anyone knows who she is or has more links, feel free to...

For the past two months or so, I can't fall ****** unless: A) It's like 5 in the morning B) I ***** a bunch of Nyquil C) I get really ***** I literally can't fall ****** unless one of those three things happens. I don't know if it's physical, emotional or mental, but it's fucking ******* me...

During a recent visit, my ****** (from out of town) brought along my Christmas gifts, as they think I am not going "home" for Christmas this year. They said I could open them before Christmas if I wanted to, but I totally lied and said that I wouldn't. :D Anyway, I've been slowly but surely...

Today is Thanksgiving (for some of us) and it is supposed to be a day that is dedicated to giving thanks. I figured, why not share what we're all thankful for this year? I am thankful for... - The support my ****** has given me throughout my life - The excellent public transportation provided...

The whole Hollywood writer's strike, and it's thread, has really got me thinking about my life and money for some reason. I think it's because people are ****** about not getting paid enough money, even when they make plenty of it. I am 26 years old and I feel like I'm at "that point" in my...

We all enjoy a good portrait. They're a nice way to look back on the good times. But, what do we enjoy better than a good portrait?... Drawing a MUSTACHE on them!!! This game is very simple. You find a picture, any picture you want and...DRAW A MUSTACHE ON IT!!! FYI - Hair, beards and...

Ok, I've noticed that the "Girls You Have Masturbated To The Most" thread gets quite a few posts every day and it got me thinking... Instead of including porn stars, movie stars or other *********** in our answers, let's just stick to people we actually know. Out of the people you actually...

My birthday is coming up next week and I'm not too sure how I want to spend it. It's on October 31st, HALLOWEEEEEEEN. I took the day off and I want to do something enjoyable. Most of my friends here have moved back to their home towns. The one's that are still here work just as much as I do...

I'm BACK!!! After a few days, which seemed like weeks, without a keyboard, I'm finally back...so don't fret my friends. I spilled a chocolate milkshake on my keyboard and, well, as you guessed it, it stopped working. My new keyboard was finally delivered this morning, so I thought I would...

Personally, work is absolutely controlling my life. Today (Tuesday) is my only day off. I work 6 days a week and rack up over 80 hours of work every single week. I love what I do, so I can't complain all that much, but I feel like work is dictating how my life is going to turn out. I work so...

For some reason, every single time I hear Eiffel 65 - Blue, it makes me want to grab the closest tire iron and immediately start bashing in both of my knee caps until I ******** from the pain, just so I don't have to hear it anymore. It's just one of those songs that puts me in a bad mood the...

There is a little sub sandwich shop that is around the corner from my apartment and I go there to eat about once a week. They recently hired a new "night" employee and he is one of the worst employees I have ever seen, ever. The first time I encountered him, the store was empty and as I walked...

I don't know if this is "old" news or not, but I just saw that there's an Alvin and the Chipmunks movie coming out. I don't know why, but I kiiiiiind of can't wait to see it for some reason. The trailer is pretty funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1vVnoSRR78

I'm watching Most Amazing Videos right now on Spike TV and they're showing a clip of some 5 year old boy that "accidently" fell into a Gorilla pit. One big huge Gorilla actually protected the *** from other Gorilla's in the pit (which was quite amazing actually), but it got me thinking... How...

I have a friend who consistently acts like she is sooooo sick when all she has is a simple headache or a stupid stomach ache and it's really annoying this **** out of me. If I acknowledge that she's "sick", then she plays it up like I should treat her like a little baby. She'll whine and moan...