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  1. ChefChiTown

    Saying "I Love You"...

    I'm just interested to see the results on this, but... Other than parents and other ****** members, how many people have told somebody "I love you", because they meant it and not just because they wanted to get laid? Personally, I've said it to 2 different girls, both of which ultimately...
  2. ChefChiTown

    Bikini vs. Bra & Panties...

    ChefChiTown's Reality Check Of The Day There are a lot of things that I don't understand about society, but one thing in particular has always confused the hell out of me. That one thing is the whole perception of bikinis versus bras and panties. What I mean is this... If somebody sees a...
  3. ChefChiTown

    Movies, TV Shows, Music...

    I know that I can't be the only one, but I've always found myself to enjoy things that are, er...let's say "embarassing". You know how there are certain movies, TV shows or music groups that are considered "uncool", and most people try and avoid them at all cost? Well, I don't do that. I like...
  4. ChefChiTown

    Dear Diary...

    It's simple; write whatever you want! - Write about what you did today - Write about something that's bothering you - Get something off your chest - Write a poem - Write random words - It doesn't matter! Dear Diary, I realized that I had only $50 left in my checking account today. I found...
  5. ChefChiTown

    Something Funny...

    So, I just went to the bathroom, ok? When I was done going to the bathroom, I did like I always do and I had a look-see at what I created. You know, sometimes I amaze myself and I don't want to miss, what could be, a masterpiece; so I always look. Anyway, I looked and... MY **** WAS GREEN...
  6. ChefChiTown

    The Most Ironic Thing Of All-Time...

    I laughed so God damned hard at the awesome amount of irony when I read the title of this article. Hopefully, you'll do the same... http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081215/us_nm/us_mexico_kidnap ChefChiTown got exactly what he wanted this year; something that made him laugh so hard that his...
  7. ChefChiTown

    9 Attractive Qualities Women Look For In A Guy...

    The list... Article I found this list to be kind of interesting. I somewhat agree with what it says, about how those individual qualities are attractive, but I think the more accurate list would be as follows... 1. Super Hot 2. Money 3. Convenient 4. Sense of Humor 5. Confident 6...
  8. ChefChiTown

    Does Music Control The World?...

    Does Music Control The World? I was sitting here in my apartment the other night and began flipping through my Music Choice channels, looking for something that I could listen to for a while. I was in a pretty rowdy and amped up mood, and I planned on playing some games on my computer and...
  9. ChefChiTown

    What Did You Eat For Thanksgiving?...

    Are you ready? I had... A can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli and a red plastic cup full of Sprite. What did you have? Did it make you want to hang yourself, like my meal did? :dunno:
  10. ChefChiTown

    Landmark "Cyber Bullying" Trial...

    http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/11/lori-drew-pla-5.html I **** to sound like an asshole, but I have to in this case; the ****** of this girl who committed suicide is a ridiculous piece of ****. Yes, I feel bad for her because she lost her young ********, but she is completely...
  11. ChefChiTown

    Wife Beaters...

    When you saw the title of this thread, "Wife Beaters", what was the first thing that popped into your head? :dunno: I just wanted to do a little experiment... I'm watching ****** Feud and the survey question was "name something that some men wear and others don't" and one of the contestants...
  12. ChefChiTown

    Christmas Wish List 2008...

    What's on your Christmas wish list this year? Me, I'm boring and I'm asking for... Socks White T-shirts A shoulder strap for my guitar A new set of pastry rings New sheets for my bed A girlfriend A job that pays me a decent amount of money You? :dunno:
  13. ChefChiTown

    Good Sportsmanship/Honesty: Would YOU Do It?...

    http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/J-P-Hayes-is-as-honest-as-we-like-to-think-we-a?urn=golf,123304 I'm not extremely familiar with all of the rules that are involved in Golf, but I'll paraphrase... This golfer had a ball in his bag (HAHA) that wasn't allowed to be used...
  14. ChefChiTown

    Which Is Better? (I Need To Know!!!)...

    A dog, dressed up like a reindeer -OR- A patriotic tuna salad sandwich? I NEED TO KNOW!!!
  15. ChefChiTown

    Dating 101: How To Be A Total Man-Magnet...

    http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/datingtips/87246/dating-101-how-to-be-a-total-man-magnet/;_ylc=X3oDMTQyMmRsNnBkBF9TAzN2BF9TAzI3MTYxNDkEawNEYXRpbmcgMTAxOiBIb3cgdG8gTWFuYWdlIFlvdXIgRmlyc3QtRGF0ZSBKaXR0ZXJzBHNlYwNmcF90b2RheQRzbGsDZGF0aW5nLTEwMS1ob3ctdG8tbWFuYWdlLXlvdXItZmlyc3QtZGF0ZS1qaXR0...
  16. ChefChiTown

    Songs About ********...

    I've been flipping through my "Music Choice" channels for the past hour or so and I noticed that there are a lot of songs that are about ********. So, naturally, my first instinct was to...rush here to FreeOnes and create a thread about it? :dunno: Yeah, I don't know. Anyway, if you got 'em...
  17. ChefChiTown

    Deleting Threads...

    I'm not sure what the "rule of thumb" is for deleting threads, but, I was thinking about something that might help you guys out. In the FreeOnes Talk section alone, there are 500 pages of threads. I looked and... 325 pages are full of threads that haven't had a new post in over 1 year. 219...
  18. ChefChiTown

    If You Looked Like A *********...

    So, I'm watching ****** Feud (SIGH, I know, I know) and they're having some sort of "********* Look-a-Like" week. So, one of the "survey" questions had to do with sex or love or something, I wasn't really paying much attention. Anyway, I was wondering... If you looked like a *********, like...
  19. ChefChiTown

    This Week's "Did We Really Need A Study To Tell Us This" Award Goes To...

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20081107/sc_livescience/steamymagazinesmakemenfeelasbadaswomen No ****, Dr. Obvious.
  20. ChefChiTown

    This Thread Is NOT About Barack Obama...

    ...it's about Barack Obama THREADS. :1orglaugh Ok, in all seriousness, this **** needs to stop. If I see one more Barack Obama thread get created, I'm going to start inserting white hot 3/4" drywall screws into the meat of my testicles just so I can knock myself *********** from the pain and...
  21. ChefChiTown

    Sexy Teenage Dildo-User...

    Please, WHO IS THIS?!?!?! http://img8.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/2945/294574841aec1b7a195cad43a51babaab5e9732.jpg
  22. ChefChiTown

    Question About Moving Threads...

    If someone creates a thread in the "FreeOnes Talk" section called "What Is Your Favorite Video Game?", it would get moved to the "Games" section, as that is the designated area to post threads about games. Now... If someone creates a thread in the "FreeOnes Talk" section called "Who Is Your...
  23. ChefChiTown

    FreeOnes "Away Messages"...

    It's 3:15AM, so my mind is wandering all over the fucking place. Anyway, I was thinking...you know how AIM, Yahoo Messenger and other Instant Messaging services allow you stay logged in, but put up an "away message" to inform people that you're not in front of your computer? Can we have that...
  24. ChefChiTown

    Returning Bad Gifts...

    Earlier tonight, I made a post in the "Annoyances" thread, in which I ranted about parents and their bad gift giving habits. http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=2622296&postcount=648 My *** recently sent me my birthday present and I have a dilemma. She sent me a Nintendo Wii, an extra...
  25. ChefChiTown

    Al Sharpton Does It Again...

    http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/2008/10/27/2008-10-27_rev_al_sharpton_slams_post_for_racist_co.html This happened a few days ago, but I just heard about it yesterday when I was watching PTI (Pardon The Interuption) on ESPN. To be honest...Al Sharpton needs to disappear for a...
  26. ChefChiTown

    Playstation 3 (PS3) Games: Recommendations...

    My birthday is this upcoming Friday. Yup...HALLOWEEN BITCHES!!! OOooOOoooOOOooooo...that was a ghost sound. Anyway... My parents bought me a Playstation 3 and I'm getting it in the mail tomorrow. I've only played PS3 a very limited number of times so I am definitely not familiar with the...
  27. ChefChiTown

    Nude Pictures Online...

    I've noticed that over the past few years, the internet has been absolutely flooded with "amateur" pictures of random ass girls who take nude pictures of themselves and post them online. Whether they're at a bar, at a party, in their bathroom, in their bedroom, in a car, wherever...girls...
  28. ChefChiTown

    Juicers...

    Does anybody own a juicer? :dunno: I've always wanted to get one, but I'm not sure if it would be worth the money or not. I know that ******** juice (straight from raw fruits and vegetables) is supposed to be really healthy for you and a much better way to absorb the proper nutrients...
  29. ChefChiTown

    If I Like...

    If I like wrapping my lips around a mouth-watering cock and lubing it's bulging shaft up and down with my gentle tongue until it explodes a rupturing, salty lust inside of my throat...does that make me gay? :dunno:
  30. ChefChiTown

    SERIOUS Question...

    Ok, so I have a bit of a problem...I think...I don't know. Anyway, one of my co-workers came over to my apartment the other day because he needed to use my computer. He doesn't have one of his own and he doesn't live near a library. He said that he needed to send some e-mails, update his...
  31. ChefChiTown

    Joe Buck...

    I can't stand listening to Joe Buck announce, well, anything. His voice somehow finds a way to penetrate through my scrotum and painfully tear apart every individual fiber of testicle that I carry inside of my skin basket. Seriously, I would rather listen to the sounds of a dog throwing up...
  32. ChefChiTown

    When You View A Thread...

    When you view a thread, what do you do before you post in it yourself? Personally, I try and look at all of the posts in a thread before I post myself. Sometimes, when there are a lot of posts already, I'll skim over the posts, mostly paying attention to certain members that have either been...
  33. ChefChiTown

    People, Do NOT Panic...

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27282131/ Calm down everybody, CALM...DOWN. Everything will be okay. I know, I know...we all loved the girly sweetness of Zima and the fun, rambunctious nights that came along with it, but, we can do this. As long as we just stay close to the ones we love and the...
  34. ChefChiTown

    This Person Is The Type Of Person Who Has ********...

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/10/17/o.overwhelmed.***.mistake/index.html A) No, that can't easily happen to "anyone of" us. Who in the fuck forgets that their baby is in the backseat of their car? Terrible parents...that's who. B) I know that it can't be easy for this woman to have to deal...
  35. ChefChiTown

    1968: Olympic "Black Power" Salute...

    I was born in 1981, so this happened before I was even alive. I have never heard this story until now, when I saw it on SportsCenter. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_Olympics_Black_Power_salute I'm all for being proud of yourself and "where you come from", in respect to your heritage and...
  36. ChefChiTown

    Denis Leary: Autism...

    I normally don't find Denis Leary to be all that entertaining, as I find him to be completely hit or miss. Anyway, I found this quote to be somewhat offensive, but at the same, really funny and to a certain degree...probably true...
  37. ChefChiTown

    "FTW", What Does It Mean To You?...

    I've always wondered this... I see "FTW" plastered everywhere (on people's profiles, on athletes wrist tape, etc)...all over the place. I've heard a bunch of different "meanings" for it, so I'm not sure which one is the mainstream definition. When I still played baseball, I used to write...
  38. ChefChiTown

    Have You Ever Personally Seen A House/Apartment Fire?...

    With the insane amount of fire sirens that I hear on a constant basis, one would figure that I would see more fires. But, yet, I don't ever see them. I only hear about them on the news and see footage of the aftermath. I know they're happening somewhere, but not in front of me. Has anyone...
  39. ChefChiTown

    Casey Anthony, Indicted For ****** Charges...

    http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h1Nac1XKmGDPZKMEdJOz4f2oHBzgD93QI8300 It's about time.
  40. ChefChiTown

    Ordering Things Online...

    When you place an order online and pay via debit card, why does it sometimes take 2-3 days to process your payment? Everywhere else I use my debit card, the payment instantly goes through, but when I order something online, it sometimes takes 2-3 days to go through. I don't get it. :dunno...
  41. ChefChiTown

    Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Date A Baseball Player...

    As a former baseball stud, I thought this was funny. My friend sent me an e-mail and here it is...
  42. ChefChiTown

    What In The FUCK?

    I just got done watching The Soup and the clip of the week was a commercial for the following...toy? :confused: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76B4hG_wLJs&feature=related Seriously...WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE WE LETTING OUR **** PLAY WITH? :wtf: This is the most fucked up thing I've ever seen in...
  43. ChefChiTown

    Why Being "Discreet" Isn't Always "Discreet"...

    I recently had the urge to purchase some pornography. I haven't bought an adult DVD in quite some time and, to be honest, I was getting tired of tenderizing my pud to the same old **** every week, so, I perused the internet to purchase some new porn. After taking a cruise on the information...
  44. ChefChiTown

    Time Warp: New Series That Slows Down Time...

    http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/time-warp/time-warp.html This link might not work for some reason, so if not, go to the following link and click on "Time Warp"... http://dsc.discovery.com/ There is a new show that will air on the Discovery Channel, premiering next Wed. (Oct 15) at 8PM EST. The...
  45. ChefChiTown

    Lewis Black, Why?

    Does anybody find this guy funny? Seriously...this piece of garbage has been on TV for years now and I have yet to laugh at one of his "jokes". Now, he even has his own show. HOW? There's nothing funny about the...
  46. ChefChiTown

    Big Ass Pumpkin...

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081005/ap_on_fe_st/odd_giant_pumpkin;_ylt=AoRr_dSDZutVDqKVRUxTosTtiBIF "Hey Bob, you want to come to the garage with me and look at my pumpkin?" "Sure, let's go!" "Ok, cool. It's just right back here." "Did you leave it as a pumpkin, or did you carve it into a...
  47. ChefChiTown

    Longest You've Waited For Pizza...

    What is the longest you've waited to have a pizza delivered? I ordered pizza a few minutes after 5PM and it is now 6:40PM (and some change, by the time I post this). This isn't the first time I've had to wait forever for a fucking pizza either. The longest I've ever waited was almost 3 HOURS...
  48. ChefChiTown

    Contacting People With "Closed Accounts"...

    I've noticed that people have been randomly closing their accounts and I was just wondering... Can we still contact those people through FreeOnes? Or no? For example, if I send a PM to one of those members, can they still log in and see it? I just wasn't sure how the "closed account"...
  49. ChefChiTown

    CDC: 1+ Million People Infected With HIV...

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_aids_usa;_ylt=AlB6CP8NySyM4NYlMXdPUfwDW7oF It's weird how this is both a bad thing and a good thing all at once. Over a million people are infected with HIV, which is terrible, but over a million people who have HIV aren't dead, which is amazing. The world is a...
  50. ChefChiTown

    The Situational Song Game...

    Ok, so here is my idea and it's pretty simple. The first person to post here (me) is going to name a situation and the next person has to post a song that is appropriate for that situation. For example... If the person above you leaves the situation of: Your girlfriend just dumped you, you...
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