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  1. ChefChiTown

    Sections For "Club Members Only"...

    This idea is kind of connected with my "Hiding Threads" suggestion, but not really (HA). I just read Torre82min's suggestion about being able to see our past 5,000 or so posts instead of only 500, and I got to thinking... I think it would be nice if there was a section, similar to "Members...
  2. ChefChiTown

    Music Fans: What Is Most Important?...

    I know this seems like a really pointless thread, but I'm actually trying to get some true and honest feedback by posting this. I'm not currently in a band, as I have dedicated my life to cooking for the past number of years and need some time to get back into the swing of things (musically)...
  3. ChefChiTown

    The Secret Of "The Internet"...

    I'm watching an episode of South Park that I saved on my new DVR (yeeeeah, I like it!!!) and it's hilariously bringing up a good question and I wanted to see if anyone knew the answer... WHERE IS THE INTERNET? Seriously, where is the internet? Where is the "central location" that controls...
  4. ChefChiTown

    DVR Help Needed...

    (FYI - I have ComCast Cable) So, I got my new DVR today and I have already installed it and everything. According to the manual (yeah, I read it), I should be able to record 2 programs, simultaneously, at once. When I try to do that though, it ****** me to WATCH one of the things I am...
  5. ChefChiTown

    My Favorite Video Ever...

    This is a few years old, but I still laugh really, really hard everytime I see it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y7sYeDCmck
  6. ChefChiTown

    My Favorite Video Ever...

    This is a few years old, but I still laugh really, really hard everytime I see it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y7sYeDCmck
  7. ChefChiTown

    My Theory On Tipping...

    As a chef, I am constantly ****** to listen to waiters, waitresses, bus boys and bartenders all bitch about their tips, or lack there of. Now, I understand that most positions such as these make minimum wage (or less than) and somewhat "rely" on tips to survive. Although I do understand how...
  8. ChefChiTown

    *********** In Playboy...

    I **** to start a thread about this, but... Does anybody know where I can find a list/website of the *********** that have appeared in Playboy? I have nothing to do today, so I figured I would be a creepy pervert and search around for naked famous people and say "hi" to certain body parts of...
  9. ChefChiTown

    Everybody's Seen That Movie...

    So, I'm currently watching Karate *** II and it got me thinking about something... You know how there are those movies that, in your opinion, EVERYBODY has seen? Movies, that when people say "I've never seen it", you automatically think they're a liar and that they're just saying it to be...
  10. ChefChiTown

    Cool Bar Idea...

    http://gizmodo.com/5053212/video-game-bar-tackles-two-life+hindering-addictions-at-once I want this. I want it bad.
  11. ChefChiTown

    Subscribed Threads / E-Mail Notification...

    When you subscribe to a thread, how do you avoid receiving e-mails every single time that somebody adds a new post to it? When I go to "EDIT OPTIONS" and then scroll down to "DEFAULT THREAD SUBSCRIPTION MODE", I have my settings at NO E-MAIL NOTIFICATION, but I still get them. How do I fix...
  12. ChefChiTown

    This Thread Is Dedicated To Kiddie Po...

    This Thread Is Dedicated To Kiddie Po...OLS!!! Kiddie pools you sickos, POOLS!!! The **** are having so much fun! Look how much fun they're having! Even the dog is having a good time! (Sorry, I'm just really, really bored)
  13. ChefChiTown

    Charging For **** Exams...

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/21/palin.****.exams/index.html Salt in the wounds, salt in the wounds. Disgusting.
  14. ChefChiTown

    "Real" Amateur Websites...

    So, I'm in the mood for some real amateur videos but I don't know any good websites that have them. I've searched around a bit, but all I can find is websites that claim their videos are "Home Made", but it's obvious that they're professional clips with professional stars. I used to belong to...
  15. ChefChiTown

    Lego Suicides...

    http://www.kontraband.com/pics/13727/The-Lego-Suicides/ These are really stupid, but mildly entertaining.
  16. ChefChiTown

    Travis Barker (Blink 182 Drummer) In Plane Crash, Alive, For Now...

    I don't know if anyone's a fan, but... http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/20/barker.plane.crash/index.html
  17. ChefChiTown

    Little Gordon Ramsay...

    For those of you who don't know, Gordon Ramsay is the foul-mouthed chef from Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares and other popular restaurant related shows. This is a commercial for an internet website that "caters" to people looking for jobs in the hospitality industry (PUN INTENDED) that shows...
  18. ChefChiTown

    "Hiding" Threads...

    I don't know if there is an option for this already, but I have looked and can't find where it is (if there is any)... I think it would be nice if we could "HIDE" or "BLOCK" certain threads, that way, when we log in, they don't show up at all...kind of like they don't even exist (even though...
  19. ChefChiTown

    "Turning In" Your Spouse...

    The thread about Sarah Palin's husband not wanting to testify against her got me thinking... If your spouse committed a terrible crime (armed robbery, ******, etc), would you turn them into the police? Or, would you keep it a secret? Honestly, I would probably be so scared that I would... A)...
  20. ChefChiTown

    ID'd For Medicine???...

    I just went to the Walgreens across the street from my apartment and something weird just happened. I burned my hand, incredibly bad, at work the other day and I haven't been getting a lot of ***** because it hurts. So, I went to Walgreens to buy some Nyquil, as Nyquil has always helped me...
  21. ChefChiTown

    The Worst Thread Ever...

    See? Look how bad the quality is. Terrible...what a shame. (Sorry, I can't ***** and my mind is not where it should be.)
  22. ChefChiTown

    Fresh Prince + Death Metal = Hilarious (to me anyway)...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9CcotpUrB0 I'll admit that I am completely childish, but I can't stop laughing at how funny this looks.
  23. ChefChiTown

    What's The Weirdest Thing That's Ever Been In Your Body...

    Well, what is it? I don't necessarily mean "what have you penetrated yourself with" (although, I guess that counts)...it doesn't really have to be a sexual situation. I'm talking about food/things you've eaten, things that have accidentally gotten in your mouth, etc. Me? - Dog ***** -...
  24. ChefChiTown

    Till Death Do Us Part...

    I've seen a bunch of TV shows and movies that have a bunch of situations where people are getting re-married after their spouse dies and I don't get it. Yes, you need to "move on", but really? I don't get how somebody can jump into the arms of another woman (or man) after their spouse dies...
  25. ChefChiTown

    Casey Anthony, "Caylee's ***", Police Tapes Released...

    http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2008/09/12/ng.tot.***.tapes.cnn Fuck this bitch. Seriously, I hope she gets unlawfully ******** when she finally gets convicted of ******* her own ********. I'm talking hardcore *******. I want them to cut tiny 1" squares over her entire body like a...
  26. ChefChiTown

    I Have So Much To Say About This...

    http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/pages/always-flush-first.html Yeeeeeeeessssssssssssss
  27. ChefChiTown

    Walking Around Naked...

    When you're home alone, do you walk around naked? I don't really "walk around" naked, but if I plan on lying in bed all day, then I definitely don't get dressed.
  28. ChefChiTown

    Girl Commits Suicide Over LHC Fears...

    http://www.uberreview.com/2008/09/indian-teen-commits-suicide-over-lhc-fears.htm I **** to be "that guy", but...really? Of all the **** to worry about, she chose this? :dunno: Sucks for her ****** and friends though.
  29. ChefChiTown

    Matt Damon Says The Smartest Thing Ever...

    http://thesuperficial.com/2008/09/matt_damon_sarah_palin_is_like.php This link is to a 2 minute video clip where Matt Damon shares his thoughts on Sarah Palin. In all seriousness, he says exactly what every single person is thinking but doesn't have the balls to say. It's funny but it's also...
  30. ChefChiTown

    Joey, maybe...

    I've seen this girl in a few places but I have no clue what her name is or how to find more of her. According to Exploited Teens, her name is Joey, but that's all I can find. I've searched around FreeOnes and the internet but I can't find anything on her. Does anyone know if she goes by a...
  31. ChefChiTown

    FreeOnes Member Theme Songs...

    If you could give a FreeOnes member a theme song, what would it be? I would give this to Dr. Death... The Doobie Brothers - The Doctor "Listen to the doctor, I know you want to!"
  32. ChefChiTown

    Nick At Nite Awards Show, FOR DOGS...

    You have to be fucking kidding me. I just saw a commercial for this. No...fucking...way. http://www.nickatnite.com/fido/
  33. ChefChiTown

    I Have A "Bug Problem"...

    I live in an apartment building on the third floor. Once a month, we have an exterminator come to our building and spray for bugs...on the outside. I rarely see bugs in my apartment (maybe 1 or 2 every 6 months or so), but lately I've been noticing that I see one every other day or so. The...
  34. ChefChiTown

    Should 16 Year Olds Be Allowed To Drive?...

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-teen-driving-study_09sep09,0,1775625.story I have mixed feelings about this issue. One on hand, teenagers (for the most part) are irresponsible, eratic drivers who have an "I'm invincible" attitude that causes most of our country's accidents...
  35. ChefChiTown

    Fish In Penis...

    http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/pages/item.php?news=1773 **** will try anything these days, huh? :rolleyes:
  36. ChefChiTown

    truTV...

    Who else has this channel? It's fucking awesome. Seriously, it's like 24-7 "stupid criminal" shows, Cops and police videos. I could watch this **** all day long.
  37. ChefChiTown

    ****** Cruelty...

    http://www.chooseveg.com/******-cruelty.asp WARNING: The video link above could be disturbing to some. Ok, as a chef, I have to say that what this video is portraying does happen, but not neeeeearly as much as they make it seem. They've just taken footage from some of the very, very, very few...
  38. ChefChiTown

    The Official 2008/2009 NFL Football Thread...

    Why don't we have this thread yet? :rolleyes: Anyway, how did Brandon Jacobs NOT get a flag for personal foul when he SLAPPED Marcus Washington a few minutes ago? Seriously...how?
  39. ChefChiTown

    World's Most Powerful Magnet...

    http://dvice.com/archives/2008/09/most_powerful_m.php That seems uh...that seems kind of dangerous to me. :confused:
  40. ChefChiTown

    Geek Tattoos...

    http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/multimedia/2008/09/gallery_reader_geek_tattoos?npu=1&mbid=yhp Wow, and I thought I was a dork. The sad thing is...these tools probably get laid more than I do.
  41. ChefChiTown

    Embarassing Facts About Yourself...

    We already have a "Facts About Yourself" thread, but this is different. Only reveal embarrassing facts about yourself in this thread; things that wouldn't be considered "cool" by your friends. Don't be shy, wussies!!! I'll be brave and start... - I enjoy watching QVC - Sometimes I watch...
  42. ChefChiTown

    Have You Ever Been On The News?...

    Well, have you? And, if so, what for? I've been on the news a few times. The funniest was when I was in elementary school. They had a camera crew come in and video tape our class while we were learning. We were all sitting on the floor while the teacher was talking about drawings (or...
  43. ChefChiTown

    Flies Can Detect "Swatter Threat"...

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/08/29/fly.swat.threat/index.html I KNEW IT!!! Those little sons of BITCHES!!!
  44. ChefChiTown

    "In A World" Voiceover Guy Dies...

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/02/obit.lafontaine/index.html Movie trailers will never be the same again. :(
  45. ChefChiTown

    Students Skip First Day Of School In Protest...

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-il-schoolfundingprot,0,3449583.story I don't know if this is "national news" or not, as I do not watch anything but local news. For those of you who don't know, Illinois' State Senator, James Meeks, has been encouraging students to skip school in...
  46. ChefChiTown

    Getting Back Together With An Ex...

    I'll admit it... Even though she completely broke my heart at the time and, in a way, changed my life because of it, I still love one my ex-girlfriends. No matter how hard I've tried to let it go...I just can't and I don't know why. What makes it even worse is that we're still kind of...
  47. ChefChiTown

    Funny Business Names...

    http://www.kontraband.com/pics/13279/Puntastic-Establishments/ #9 is sooooo awesome.
  48. ChefChiTown

    Why You Should Always Use Flash...

    http://www.magamba.com/index~i~9780.htm I'm sorry, but I don't care if that is "real" or not...it's fuckin' funny.
  49. ChefChiTown

    Girls Squirting On Their Own Face/Mouth...

    My ex was a squirter and I fell in love with it. The only thing is that it's hard to find clips like this, so if you come across any...throw 'em in here.
  50. ChefChiTown

    Here Comes The *****?...

    Ok, so this has always been a "fantasy" of mine, but... You know how in a wedding when the bride walks down the isle, "Here Comes the Bride" plays and everyone turns and pays all their attention to her? Well...I want that. If I ever get married, my wife can make whatever decisions she wants...
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