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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Best Jack o' lantern evar!

    Super nerdy but cool.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Call Me Senator - From David Zucker

    ixiYZ9DPk8o Brilliant.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Just take one

    I love how the asshole from Boston reacts to seeing the honor bowl. "I got ya fuckin' onna bowl right heah." KeWdQDvf7-Q
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    Halloween supplies

    :facepalm: Must be India or something.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    Don't be such a pussy.

    Stop and give him a ride. He seems legit.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Dirl had a great time last night at the furry party

    Someone just make sure he doesn't ***** on his *****.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    My Senior picture.

    :elaugh:
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Laura Ingles: Prairie Prostitute

    The truth finally comes out. All right, I misspelled her name. Nothing more to see here.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Oh, Svetlana you dirty, dirty girl

    This one time at band camp......................
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    ~whimsy~ on the prowl

    :facepalm:
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Neverending WTF

    Probably would have improved the movie.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    The least appealing sex toy ever.

    I think this would be worse than getting a BJ from a girl wearing braces.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Beefy cheesy glory

    Yeah, um.............I don't think I'd sell my soul for a crappy burger.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Snuggie Sutra

    :facepalm:
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    At home with your local ice cream truck driver.

    Some things are better left unseen.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    That *** is gonna be so fucked up.

    :facepalm:
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Who knew Obi Wan was a 9/11 nutter?

    :facepalm: And maybe a little racist, too.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Skittles *****

    Marketing genius.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Falcon punch!

    Fuck YEAh!!!
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    I don't think I'd want to know..............

    the girl who'd wear this.:facepalm:
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Guntron?

    Never heard of him. But you'll **** bricks when you see it. Well, maybe not.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Yeah! Go eat a dick Truancy-bot.

    :anonymous
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Stallone and Statham get schooled by President Camacho.

    "So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger."
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Dueling baños

    :facepalm:
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Grover spoofs the Old Spice guy.

    I thought it was funny. zkd5dJIVjgM
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    The best "Coexist" sticker I've seen.

    Way better than that hippie fufu bullshit sticker I've seen on fucking Priuses anyway.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Best answer ever on the ****** Feud.

    McA0drzHJFM
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    ★★★The Really Official rename my new dog thread★★★

    I know, I know.....I started one of these threads about a year ago but I finally got a decent working dog. She's a one year old Belgian Malinois, originally named "Lacey." That's a good enough name for someone's ****** dog, but she's going to do personal protection, Search and Rescue and Bomb...
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Lady Gaga Special

    :eeew:
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Paris Hilton Special

    :*****:
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    I would really like to change my handle to.................

    DICK *******! Hero of the best comic never written.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Samuel L. Jackson is...............

    Washington. I'd pay to see that.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Nazareth Dogs.................

    So St. Peter cuts a cop's ear off while listening to "Stuck in the middle with you?"
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Mobile T.W.A.T.S.

    I'd rather have them at my door than a SWAT team.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    I'm guilty of stupid **** like this, too.

    Honestly, I've said, "you too," when a waiter or waitress has said "Enjoy your dinner." And then I feel dumb.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Someone's a little anxious.

    He didn't even wait for the dude to pick it up.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    I don't have a problem with BP.

    Not to go off on a rant here but I blame the asshole politicians who make the oil companies drill in dangerous areas.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Sandwich Porn

    Sandwich porn
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :elaugh:
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    You know you're insecure when............

    you are jealous of this.
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Shouldn't she be hitched to a Budweiser wagon.............

    with the other Clydesdales?
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    I just became a fan of Bollywood movies...............

    due to the pants-shittingly-awesomeness of this clip. http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_soup/b198376_magadheera_you_see_one_movie_where_jeep.html
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Thank you federal judicial system................

    for clearing the way for members of the Westboro Baptist Church to keep being doucherockets in Nebraska. http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_FUNERAL_PROTEST_LAWSUIT?SITE=KTVK&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    Keisha really should have taken note of her surroundings.

    I love how the ***'s eyes are pixelated.
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    Creation as Petra would have you believe.

    :cthulhu::cthulhu::cthulhu:
  46. Ace Boobtoucher

    Thumbs up, Greg!

    It's good to see he hasn't taken his new position too seriously. Not for nothing, but I hear that is the standard moderator uniform.
  47. Ace Boobtoucher

    The elusive albino gorilla.

    :eeew:
  48. Ace Boobtoucher

    The scariest video on youtube.

    d6O_fpSU-G8 BREW!
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