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Still prettier than that chick who waited tables at Perkins.

Some people just can't afford a translator, I guess.

I think this should be chalked up as a win for him.

I always knew there was something strange going on at Disney.

No false advertising going on here. And oh yeah, Pittsburgh SUCKS!

:nanner::nanner::nanner:

looking for tricks.

She'll never get off the ground. And they're just a little off center. Keep trying fat ass!

All sorts of win here.

whoops, there it is.

Go get her Dirl!

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_11_20-*********-endorsed-products-too-awesome-to-exist_p22 I like the Sam Elliot Moustache play set and the English education software the best.

Or maybe it's a win. I'm not too sure.

You tell him, honey.

Being a Marine I take solace in the fact that Ranger school graduates are qualified to cook in our chow halls. But I digress. Funny **** here. Lzbr6fPDmkE jfdY0NMDqYQ

I was looking forward to getting some cornrows.

:cthulhu:I know I have written it before, but damn, these new smileys are the shiznit!:*****: Oh, and NICE TITS, Stan.

I'm leaning towards Cutie. She knows what I like.

I warned you it's been a while since I posted something really fucked up and you went ahead and clicked. Now you're going to get caught by your wife/girlfriend/boss looking at some horribly elongated sack o' balls and you could have avoided this if only you'd observed the warning.

In case you've been in a cave this is an epic thread from a bodybuilding forum a couple years ago. It gained some notoriety after it was posted in the Mirth Canal forum and it is fairly entertaining. I had to do a little searching to find some of the original comments but that forum has...

Her boss was like :facepalm: http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/

or a girl chugging invisible pennis? If I had the capability to create a MEME I would but I don't, so get off my back.

they awkwardly confused.

:cthulhu::*****::elaugh:Did I mention how much I love the new smileys?

:cthulhu:Did I mention how much I love the new smileys?

The skateboard. Someone has way too much time on their hands.

Now you can tell what he's feeling thanks to this handy key.

:elaugh:

That mustache suits the ***. Nice mullet too.

Best stupid tatoo EVAR!

The only trouble is you can only have two dogs fighting at once.:cthulhu: Damn I love the new smileys.

:cthulhu: I like the new Cthulhu smiley. The dead ***** isn't bad either.

Not quite the birth of Venus.

Anybody see that tool recently?

:elaugh:

packaged. ***, package for you!

I7XmmnlR0e0 Did I mention Jon Lajoie is the Mutha Fuckin' MAN? Just checking.

cxJfVWqK-qg I've said it before and I'll say it again, Jon Lajoie is the MAN!

Don't worry they don't show the video. Jon Lajoie is the MAN! wxp3zqIqO68&feature This goes out to BaconSalt and LoveCock, wherever they may be.

aycnpGeFfw0 Mad props to Jon Lajoie.

we were right. And it gets worse. 4wMSiKHPKX4&feature

http://artsyspot.com/the-worlds-most-famous-daredevils/ It's not so much that I love dare devils but rather the misspelling in the article and the reallyl pointless statements about these guys' accomplishments. Abel Knivel, Abel Knivela, HA!

Can't say I really miss him. But the lost opportunity for more jokes at his expense really sucks.

CDLuE7BT77s&feature Titanic sucked but this would have made it suck less.

Now I Know not all of these are insults per se, but it was entertaining nonetheless. PSEYXWmEse8&feature I'm partial to Chevy Chase's rant from Christmas Vacation and Sgt. Hartman doling out the encouragement to his recruits. And Bill the Butcher stating his position so eloquently was...

http://www.ehowa.com/ Not much more for me to say but GODSPEED MR. MAYS. WE HARDLY KNEW YE!

Too much?

Just look at the evidence.

Yeah, I don't think you're supposed to do that to a four year old.

http://www.cracked.com/video_18191_toy-story-4-andys-freshman-year-college.html I love Cracked.