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I don't like you. You are a smug, unhappy, little man.

Build That Beautiful Wall!

Goddamn it. It was Saint Patrick's Day, 1995. I told you I was fuzzy on the details.

Re-reading this gem of a thread and I was looking at this great meme and it struck me, "Goddamn it, is that Johnny from 'The Karate ***' behind Jan Brady?" Holy dog ****.

And if one of you morons writes "Great White," I got news for you. That ain't no shart. You got other problems.

You've been sitting through a dinner with people you have nothing in common and you let one rip. Does it make you feel a little happier or does it ******* you?

I drive both uber and lyft in my downtime and I tell people all the time of any political ilk to stop talking about politics in my car. But every once in a while I'll wear my "MAGA" t-shirt, for profiling purposes.

"I ain't in no ways tarred."

Seems to me there were two wars fought so we wouldn't have to give a fuck what royals think.

Great White. Least favorite: mud.

Holy ****. Now I have to check ***** jihad for content.

Georges, I love you but you're falling into the low information party's trap of confusing "collusion" with "conspiracy." Collusion in whatever context the cockchuggers on the left use it is completely untrue and would not have been ******* in any way. Conspiring to smear a political candidate...

Man, those before tits were sad. Fucking Notebook sad. Sad like a *** with progeria getting his ribs crushed while trying to catch a nerf football. They looked like a couple tube socks filled with nickels. I would have liked to give her old tits a tasteful funeral.

So you're saying Love doesn't Trump **** after all?

If it's a bald spot then you may be eligible for transplants, minoxidil, propecia, etc. etc. But other factors like ethnicity, ****** history and oily skin can be factors as well. My hair loss was too much to do the transplants so we went with a non-surgical system and even though it's a little...

I still feel this way. And I could get away with it, too.

Or Dre. Samesies.

Michael Moore. I don't know what it is about his face, [holds up fist] but I just wanna deliver one of these right in his suck hole.

Or NYC, Philadelphia, Las Vegas, etc. etc.

I fucking knew it was a protester the cottdamn second I heard about it. That bitch be federally fucked.

Gowdy on SCOTUS would give me the biggest #schadenboner of all time (I love the fact that #schadenboner doesn't have a red squiggly line through it.).

Talcum X was on twitter saying people complaining about **** in the streets is a white privilege problem. What an asshole. I think it's pretty racist to assume only white people see a problem with this. I'll never visit San Francisco, not because I dislike homeless people, but because I ****...

I jerked off so hard to this thread.

What does it really mean? It means the left won't be able to legislate from the bench for a goddamn long time. It's the preferred method for furthering their bullshit platform without having to actually do the will of the people.

She does some crazy **** on her cam shows.

I bet she fucks like Farrah Abraham or Octomom.

I'm probably gonna watch but my opinion of Bob Odenkirk has suffered a massive blow since 2016.

Hotdog down a hallway?

And Love Trumps **** once again.

I agree, up to a point. The LGBTQXXXLDFAAAAA, or whatever they're calling themselves, dont just want equal rights (which they already have), they want ****** acceptance of their behavior and lifestyle choices. The amount of power they wield as a block is unjustifiable.

That guy is a professional athlete? Nice tits.

I haven't ever watched Colbert. I stopped watching Kimmel after he blew Obama on air. I was a fan of Conan until he had Hanoi Jane on a couple years ago and fawned all over her. Dave was the **** in the 80s and 90s but I'd rather watch Adult Swim than listen to these mewling quims.

I for one, would welcome an ****** from Antifa. I bought some RIP rounds for myself recently and I would love to see what they can do against a beta males' center mass.

"Huge Weiner problem." *chortled for five minutes while eating famous Dave's lackluster burnt ends.

One of the funniest descriptions I've seen of the man is that "I would not be surprised if he sprouted bat wings and flew off the set after a segment." But seeing as he was a quadriplegic, wouldn't his bat wings also be *********? So long, Charles. We hardly knew ye.

It's **** like this that makes me want to defund NPR and PBS.

Fuck USC. They are clown shod cheatin' mufuckas. Pete Carroll was smart enough to get out of Dodge before the hammer fell on the program.

What in the fuck are you on about? The popular vote only decides who wins electoral college votes in each individual state. And The ***** wouldn't have won the overall popular vote if we enacted the same laws as most of the world regarding voter ID. Nobody gave a fuck that *********** attended...

Clearly you do not understand the electoral college. By law, those votes go automatically to the winner of each state. There is no leeway, despite what those pathetic turds in Hollywood tried to do to sway those votes illegally. The man outworked her and visited key states that Hilldebeast...

Big Jay and Dan Soder were pondering whether or not it was a ***** jerk situation earlier today on "The Bonfire."

I'm beginning to wonder if Bourdain threw the hotdog down the hallway.

Yeah, that works out great in Brazil...India.....Argentina...Germany? And I know San Juan Puerto Rico is really thriving under a progressive, Trump-hating mayor...…..oh, wait...…….she's about to be indicted.

Although it's not a film, per se, I binge watched "Kobra Kai" last night. Thirty years after the all-valley karate tournament in which Daniel LaRusso beat him with an ******* kick to the face, Johnny Lawrence finds himself underemployed, ***** and divorced. Daniel LaRusso is happily married...

I smoked some weed in Brazil with some hippies in Tijuca natl forest while hiking up to the Christ the Redeemer statue. That was some pretty strong stuff, mang. We were cannonballing that with caipirinhas and it really messed me up. I woke up with a sore butt cheek and my shirt was on...

I'm just going to assume you've written something stupid again and just remind everyone that you confuse Neville and Wilt Chamberlain. - - - Updated - - - I'm just going to assume you've written something stupid again and just remind everyone that you confuse Neville and Wilt Chamberlain.