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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Conservatives Need To Stop the Timidity and Call for Roe v Wade To Be Overturned

    Roe is legitimately the worst single piece of judicial legislation in US history. Their shitty ruling on bohamacare is a distant second and gay marriage third. This matter should have been decided in each state via legislation or popular vote. That is one of the main reasons it is so unpopular...
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hurricane Florence is getting ready to fuck my **** up

    Ah, yes. Puddin' bukakke.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Is this what they mean by “White Power”?

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmn. Normally it's the beefy black bitch who schools some white trash ho on World Star. I'd comment on the cheer girl's butt but I think that would be a bit much.
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    GOP Candidate in Miami ******** Schools Jim Carrey on What Socialism’s Really Like

    Useless turd. I think he may have actually drilled into his brain during the filming of that shitty magician movie with Steve Carell.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    The FBI still hasn’t found these 9/11-era terrorists

    Yeah, and they haven't tracked down the 33,000 deleted emails from Hilldebeast's ******* server, either. Fucking Bogus Investigations
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    17th year anniversary of the 11th september 2001

    My *** and late ********** were attending memorial services for eight months after the events that day. He knew most of the white shirts from each company that responded; as he retired as Chief of Department less than five years prior. My ***********, Don Jr., worked on the Pile for months...
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    Movies so awful you couldn't finish watching them

    Ferdinand. The movie departed so far from the book I loved as a ***** that I lost interest after about 25 minutes.
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    Hurricane Florence is getting ready to fuck my **** up

    Stay safe, my friend. But if you become a refugee you can always use my guest room. Just remember to bring about fifty gallons of puddin'.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    My sexy IT teacher

    Make sure you give her one hundred dollars at every opportunity.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Backlash After Colin Kaepernick Named Face of Nike Ad

    Not really, BC. I'm a Roman Catholic because of my belief in God, not in the imperfect church created by and run by man. I'm never going to purchase another Nike product and I'm never donating time, effort or money to my diocese until the scandal is sufficiently addressed and the guilty are...
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Center right candidate unseats moderate Democrat and all around liberal nice guy Joe Crowley in NY

    Are you serious. Every Venezuelano I've ever met is grateful they are out of that **** hole. And they lay the blame exactly where it belongs: Huge Chaves and Maduro.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    ****** In Chief doesn't mention McCain...

    Trump is an insufferable cunt? Really? Four years ago nearly every one of his critics would have slit your throat to get an invitation to any Trump event. What changed? Oh yeah, he dared to challenge Fatty McPantsuit. But let's get into insufferable cunts like say, John McCain. He was six...
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Take this photo...

    ****. At least none of the cock smokers pictured will likely live another ten years.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Stay classy McCain ******

    That guy was the perfect argument for congressional term limits.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Are We Not Going To Talk About Racist Ron DeSantis??

    Plus he's just dumb enough to run on a platform of impeaching the President.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    The fans at Iowa have hit me in the feels. College football traditions, what's your favorite?

    Yeah, Michigan has that great tradition of losing to OSU. Nothing better in college football.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    “Wonderful woman”and #MeToo activist Asia Argento seduced a 17 year old boy & texts pics of her tits

    Re: “Wonderful woman”and #MeToo activist Asia Argento seduced a 17 year old boy & texts pics of her I want to see them titties.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    John mccain to discontinue medical treatment

    Prick should have resigned the moment his prognosis was made.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Missing 20 year old Iowa woman found dead. An ******* ***** is responsible.

    Simmer down and stop derailing the thread.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    **** death camp guard arrested by ICE and deported to Germany

    I fucking knew you were a holocaust denier. Prick.
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Missing 20 year old Iowa woman found dead. An ******* ***** is responsible.

    https://www.kcci.com/article/report-suspect-in-custody-on-immigration-detainer-in-mollie-tibbetts-case/22791470 https://kfab.iheart.com/featured/chris-baker/content/2018-08-21-mollie-tibbetts-was-******-by-an-*******-*****/
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Omarosa's Secret Tapes

    Attention whore. Or just plain 'ol whore. Either way she sucks.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Chemtrails : Aluminum & Other Poisons Falling From The Sky

    Yeah, I noticed Commander Potatoe is back, cutting and shitposting his way to troll immortality. But he still hasn't addressed Bob's questions about them fancy airplanes and their capabilities. Or that contrails ****** Bob Ross.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    The fans at Iowa have hit me in the feels. College football traditions, what's your favorite?

    Shows how little I care about A&M. I have known about the 12th man since I was 10.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Antifa Threatens ‘Military Resistance’ Despite Local Police Warnings

    I WISH these turds would show up in Vegas.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Peter Strzok fired by FBI over anti-Trump texts

    Well it's about fucking time. Next it's Mueller's turn.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Let teh suck begin

    G*d damn it.
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Let teh suck begin

    Alright, I'll bite. What's up with this new membah?
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trump : "Anybody can act pesidential". He surely doesn't know what "acting presidential" means

    Re: Trump : "Anybody can act pesidential". He surely doesn't know what "acting presidential" means LBJ literally waived his dick at anybody he wanted to in the Oval Office. While taking a **** in the Oval Office bathroom, he'd leave the door open and expect whoever was in there to behave as if...
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Rick and Morty renewed for 70 more episodes.

    We may have begun celebrating this a little too early. Justin Roiland has gotten in a heap of trouble about a cartoon he drew featuring a pantless Barron Trump. I don't think it is enough to deny the general public its right to an amazing show, but the #MeToo movement is too powerful. Just the...
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    One man saved us from the greatest war of all

    Membah that time Neville Chamberlain starred in "Conan the Destroyer" With Will Arnett and Grace Slick? That was awesome.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Victoria and Abdul. Fantastic performances by Dame Judy Dench and Eddie Izzard.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Joe Biden Is the 2020 Democrat Front-Runner

    They're going to run against a roaring economy; peace on the Korean peninsula; the lowest unemployment rate in a generation and the hope of a secured southern border with Crazy Uncle Joe? Good luck with that.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Say It Ain’t So Urban

    You can't spell Cocksucker without OSU. Fuck 'em.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    Man, the next 6 years are going to be rough on you, Pepe.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    RIP Nikolai Volkoff

    Collusion. How dare you humanize the face of Soviet era oppression (unless you're Bernie Sanders, who had a soviet flag in his office and honeymooned with his pig in the USSR)? LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, *******...WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH COMES DOWN ON YOU...
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    States sue Trump administration to outlaw 3-D printing guns

    Piffle. Undetectable/plastic firearms have been ******* since 1988. It's just the latest thing p̶u̶s̶s̶i̶e̶s̶ liberals can be outraged about. Who wants a copy of my Glock model 23? I love the fifth generation technology, especially the beaver tail grip add-ons.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    What's Your Favorite Kinda Diet Soda Pop?

    I went on a Diet Dr. Pepper kick for a while, but it didn't make any difference to my overall health or weight loss, so I'm sticking to Snapple products when I want something a little unhealthy. Their fruit punch is kinda good. Wait. I mean........you guys ***** diet soda? Fags.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    Eric Holder (Obama devotee/muppet n°1) considering 2020 Presidential Run

    Oh PLEASE let this happen. That douche bag would get torn apart.
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Center right candidate unseats moderate Democrat and all around liberal nice guy Joe Crowley in NY

    I trolled her a little bit on twitter today. I asked if after the dumbest congressional district in the US elects her; whether or not she'd accept carrots and sugar cubes in lieu of pay. And other gems.
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Collusion ? No collusion ? Russia ? Not Russia ?

    Stop meddling with our politics, Pepe. I bet we could waste another twenty million investigating your love of cock.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Center right candidate unseats moderate Democrat and all around liberal nice guy Joe Crowley in NY

    Well Georges, two of the dumbest Democrats hail from California: Aumt Esther Waters and Pelosi Galore; so it just stands to reason that NY would want their own prominent retard representing one of the dumbest congressional districts in the US.
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trump's tax cut is bankrupting America but he wants more

    What do you expect, Blue? Socialists don't understand simple economics.
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Patriots Day, again. I could watch that punk ass bitch Tamerlaine Speedbump get run over on a ten hour loop and never get tired of it.
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    Mass stabbing on bus in Deutschland

    And no denial that he loves cock.
  46. Ace Boobtoucher

    Mass stabbing on bus in Deutschland

    And that cock smoker included among the injured those not hit by gunfire to inflate the total. 441 were injured by gunfire (and yes, that is way too many) and the rest were injured trying to get away. But never let a crisis go to waste, eh? Here's the thing about that Frog cockchugger, Bluey...
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