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You sir, are still an asshole.

Yeah, I remember when she smashed all her phones and ran a bleach bit program to stymie federal investigators. Or that time she funneled billions of dollars in Hatian relief aid to her ******'s construction interests. Or that time she set up a slush fund to launder money raised from foreign...

I haven't read Maxim in ten years, so I won't be voting. But that's not to say you don't deserve some recognition. Good luck.

I haven't been to Brazil in more than 14 years because of how crazy it had become down there. Now? I might go back for a visit after some of these policies are enacted.

Thank heaven for small blessings. Maybe Germany can unfuck itself now.

Doing the Lord's work, right there.

https://dailycaller.com/2018/10/30/whitey-bulger-******-details-lock-eyes-gouged/ He was knocked out of his wheelchair, hit with a padlock in a sock and had his eyes gouged with a makeshift shiv. Wow. May his passing bring a measure of closure to the families of his victims.

Vegas area only, for now. SoCal in the near future.

Way to be gracious, cock smoker. Happy Birfday, Ivanka. May you have many more.

I should have added the caveat, EXCEPT FUCKING SCIENTOLOGISTS. My bad. Fuck those guys.

I really don't want to capitalize on tragedy but my business partner and I are going to send out mailers this week to local Synagogues, Mosques, Hindu and Sikh temples or any other underappreciated/misunderstood religious centers and offer extremely discounted rates for armed security. We've...

You sir, are an asshole.

Thanks, Bohama. https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2018/10/30/5-freed-from-gitmo-in-exchange-for-bergdahl-join-insurgents-in-qatar-taliban-says/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=Socialflow+MIL

Status quo. Maybe a couple GOP gains, but the dems aren't offering anything other than higher taxes, a promise to try and impeach the greatest sitting president since Reagan and Pelosi Galore as the fucking Speaker again.

Thirty four years ago; Urbandale, Iowa. Me, my younger ******* Sam and my best friend Joel went trick or treating in the Des Moines' suburb. We dressed in camouflage and told people we were "Army guys." Joel and I were 14 and Sam was 12, so we were all probably a little too old for that...

Entry into any sovereign country is a privilege, not a right. The confrontation over this horseshit maneuver will reverberate come the 6th of November.

Happy birthday, you treasonous, disingenuous, **** enabling, murderous twunt.

Bullshit. No handouts. That's not what this country is about. Equal opportunity does not mean equal outcome. Some people are destined to be fry cooks, waiters, cleaning ladies, janitors or bus drivers. And there's nothing wrong with that. There's dignity in any job, but having a guaranteed...

Musings from a beta male about the founding fathers is always entertaining. Especially when they have no clue about civics, the constitution or the elimination of mob rule by design.

Where would this fucking stupid amount of money come from? Thin air? Does it grow on trees? Does the federal government have access to leprechaun technology? This bullshit redistribution scheme is nothing more than a ploy to gain accolades from weak-minded turds. This is a country of equal...

Sour grapes for sure losers is what the entire "resistance" is really all it boils down to. Run better candidates.

The Electoral College is as important as anything the founding fathers ever implemented. It ****** politicians to pay attention to states they'd normally just fly over and ignore. Trump out hustled Hilldebeast and campaigned hard in several states that she deemed unimportant because she is an...

That guys is gonna lose by laughable numbers.

Admittedly, I have not even watched "Roseanne " last season and I definitely won't watch the shitty reboot without her. Is anyone else planning on watching that dumpster fire?

Thank God everyone on board is okay.

Also, he doesn't owe that squaw ****. She publicly declined his offer. Many fucking times.

I wish Princess Notaninjun could just bury the hatchet about this.

1/204th Cherokee? So she's the Rachel Dolezal of Injuns. If that's the case I'm going to claim African American status on every government document from now on because some of my ******'s ancestors were from Sicily and I'd bet there's a little Moorish in the woodpile.

I had no idea Lemon was so............too easy. Low hanging fruit. *groan* When life hands you a Lemon.... make fake news. I wonder if his boyfriend ever puts sugar and water in his jizz. You know, to make LemonAIDS.

Soy based diets.

Those dog whistles are the very thing I despise about leftist hypocrisy. Objectively, they're great words with which one should absolutely aspire to live up to, but God forbid you decide to think differently than any liberal ****** member or friend. True liberalism isn't about shutting down...

Same.

Mercedes Ruhl is well past her expiration date.

Because God loves me and wants me to be happy in that certainty.

Stand by for an epic response.

I couldn't stand Lindsey Graham before this debacle and I still can't stand him. I won't abide a dude with a chick's name, who talks like g*ddamn Truman Capote.

The People's front of Judea?

Sometimes.

Jordan Lynn, Nina Mercedez and Ms Hybrid were fairly active and responded to a lot of my shitposts. They were nice.

This should end well.

"Lock her up" is appropriate given that there were 33,000+ emails sent and received on an unsecured server. The statutes in place for information security would have seen anyone with a security clearance who did something that stupid locked up immediately.

"Trump knew this FBI Investigation was coming. He pulled the trigger immediately with zero handwringing and assets were in place immediately. Something BIG is going down. The Dems have been set up."~Bill Mitchell

You're the dickhead who has assumed all Muslims are Arabs? Cool story, though.

A civil war you say? It'd be over in less time than it took to retake Kuwait in 1991.

What the fuck is a rabbit raccoon?

I got better things to do on Thursdays than watch that dried turd. Like cleaning the puddin' out of muh crack after a night of wrasslin'.

Nobody is suggesting that, twunt. This has never and should never be an issue in which the feds need involvement. I personally care about the sanctity of life and I put my money where my mouth is. Roe was a stupid decision woven out of whole cloth, much like the Bohamacare tax equation put...

Downvoted for not posting in the proper discussion area (sports) and for fabricating outrage. As a native Iowan and a decent human being, I am disgusted by this ********* crime and I hope her ****** gets through this terrible tragedy and they never have to deal with straight shooter.

You guys should've seen the mongo18 I laid at the tmobile arena Monday night. Literally cleared the men's room.