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I thought everything it did was done with a plan, so how could something as important as AIDS have just happened? The same goes with evil - why would this god thing want evil to exist? How is it possible that an all-knowing, all-seeing being overlook such simplistic details?

Why did your god allow the government to create AIDS?

A lot of people said there was no way a comedian like Michael Keaton could pull off the roll in the late 1980s. Granted, it is extremely disappointing to miss out on Nolan and Bale. I think the pair gave us a realistic, gritty edge that had been missing from the genre. But, unfortunately Nolan...

Then why did your god create AIDS, again?

Will called god incompetent!

All this time, I thought it was just that my dick tasted like all of my meals.

I was just about to say, watch out going via the web route. Yes, there are ways to ensure that the computers are safe, but to be honest, if you let the average surfer look for their own porn via the internet, there is a rather good chance a virus or such would be downloaded...and unless the...

During his time off from FreeOnes, dirk has been using his time doing something the rest of us can only *****: Training a monkey to give Petra the ultimate present.

Oh, come now. I have been licking anus as a pre-meal snack for 15 years, and there is nothing wrong with me. Granted, all of my meals taste like ****...

If those were dudes dressed like that, sure. But the athletes in those pictures...I am all for it.

I have a counter point.

Aww. That's cute. Will and Sam had a baby.

Everyone knows rainbows are created with unicorns shart.

Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! I for one have been long looking forward to it, Holly.

I need an escalator and kisses...STAT!

This takes me back to the Great Squirrel Wars of 1991. Bowling Green State University, Ohio, Prout Hall, April 1991. I have a butt load of jelly beans left over from Easter that are going bad, fast. There is a balcony under the window of my dorm room that is frequently inhabited by squirrels...

Where is this again?

Must you ask, Cutie? Must you ask?

I've got a better banana she can sue for a phone...

Might if he's dead.

"That's where you butt fuck your dead neighbor, right?"

I notice Andronicus has been absent lately as well. The cyber-terrorists are winning.

Her smile makes my penis shoot rainbows of joy.

Sound on. The only thing more annoying than porn with no sound is dubbed porn. The only thing more annoying than dubbed porn is when the ladies' voices are dubbed by a guy pretending to be a woman. Yes, I have seen this happen. It is so not erotic.

When you continually create threads which are not only negative in themselves, ones which only invite argument instead of intelligent conversation, then you are nothing but a troll.

So your idea of being a patriot is taking the money made in the states, running and spending it overseas. Nice.

Slut.

If dirk was a troll, then I am the King of England. I think the problem was, a lot of people simply did not get that dirk was simply having fun. What might seem like trolldom to one on the outside is simply dirk poking fun with another poster. BlueBalls does it a lot, as well. Sure he would...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/10/michele-bachmann-swiss-citizenship_n_1506069.html She has actually been a Swiss citizen since 1978, since marrying that one gay guy. She only recently exercised those rights recently in order to get her **** dual citizenship. Yet, to her it was not one...

Hmmmm...which thread should I jerk off to...another one of Sam's anti-reason threads, or a picture with Sabrina naked. Decisions, decisions.

Only if she wears the Tina wig.

Quite all right...it has been frustrating for a lot of us. I think a lot of others have been run away by Sam and the lack of moderation as well - the grasshopper, Jaggar, skyraider. What depresses me a bit more is that, when sam was ****** a while back, the board was making a comeback of sorts...

Honestly, it is hard to say. Ruth only faced white people. Gibson only faced black people. Basically, the game was not as complete when those two men played the game - leagues were separated. I for one do not consider the game at all complete before the 1950s. Sure, both would have most likely...

Honestly, I think this is more of it.

Hell, if I created a thread every time I had sex with some chick, this forum would be filled with all kinds of posts not by me.

True that, Briana. Board seems quite a bit boring without him.

Fucking socialist.

So, he is going to remain married to his wife. Guys...he is changing himself into a lesbian relationship. He will no longer need to rent lesbian porn...he will BE lesbian porn! This is a great fucking idea!

Me want!

I am going out the way I came in...I will be buried in a huge pussy.

All I heard was "Derp derp derpish derp derp, derp!" So, yeah, must be Sam.

I have never seen anyone so happy to see the inside of a bell in my entire life.

I am sure that, with enough work, the Administration can reduce the deficit enough that it will be quite easy for the next Republican President to royally fuck up with increased spending overseas by attacking other countries, another domestic financial black hole like No ***** Left Behind...

How about if you get her feet, I get the rest? Deal?

That link has two funny links in it. One discusses his pulling troops out of Iraq in 16 months (not six months): http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/obameter/promise/126/begin-removing-combat-brigades-from-iraq/ The other discusses taking some of those troops being removed from...

Ice cream. And chicken.

I don't have one and have absolutely no interest in getting one.

Better. However, I am still disappointed there is no forum specifically dedicated to the glory which is known as my penis. I mean...come on!

You should, because it would really teach us a lesson. Hell, buy all of his movies on Blue Ray. I also do not like Charlton Heston because of his views. Buy all of his movies. Same goes for D.W. Griffith. You should find an original reel of Birth of A Nation and buy it! That would really teach...

Not to be picky, but in order to win a Darwin Award, the person must literally die. Some of these would simply be Darwin Honorable Mentions.