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Didn't I warn you about not dropping the soap when you went to jail?

I only mentioned important people, as might be noted by my excluding to mention Andrés on that list. :tongue: Oh, and I didn't know about Sandra Shine.

I deal with rock stars' egos, producers' fickle sense of self worth, and the grumpy bitterness of guys who managed the Greatful Dead for 25 years, did monitors for AC/DC for 15 years, managed Yngwie Malmsteen and the Smashing Pumpkins back to back for 6 years, managed Skinny Puppy for 25 years...

You just further illustrated his point with that remark.

For some reason, I have the urge to reenact the pie scene from American Pie, only I wanna use a jelly donut. :drool2:

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Surely you can't be talking about the worm, can you? By the way, did he ever answer that question? He's very sad, you know, because he's been told that it's not against the rules for people to call him out for not answering to his inflammatory comments, therefore he can't keep reporting posts...

No, he would be a member of Freeones. ;) Keep in mind that this is ass ari you're talking about; even squares think he's square.

I got it too. How annoying. :crash: You're only saying that because it was ***** that posted it. Had that not been the case, you would've made another scathing, sarcastic report that someone was spamming your inbox. Come to think of it, you're incapable of posting anything positive, aren't you?

And do you somehow believe that horror, action, suspense, fantasy, etc. movies are not ok because not everyone knows that they're just movies? Your argument holds as much water as a screen door. As Harley said,

I share a birthday with Michael Keaton and the late great Elvin Jones. And, without missing a beat, in true post count spam troll manner, you spew **** that has absolutely NOTHING, not a god-damned thing, to do with the thread. Fuck, you're worse than ass ari. It's people like you who make me...

The Art of War

NO, YOU ARE NOT!!! I never signed any papers, you bastard!!! :cussing:

Every single one of these perverts is single, and if they tell you otherwise, they're full of ****. :thumbsup:

The Jungle

I got Ronnie James to autograph my Heaven and Hell crew shirt after work one night. Next thing I know, 6 months later, he's dead. :(

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The Android app is much easier to use. Just point the mobile device, and the image changes to show you what you're looking at. :)

- Wealth of Nations - The Republic - The Inferno - Das Kapital - Mein Kampf

Believe me, you wouldn't wanna see me nekkid. :pukey:

Live in Oaktown, work in Frisco. We've been enjoying a very San Francisco summer so far: hot during the day, and cold at night. Unfortunately we don't get snow around here, but the fog and the coastal winds tend to make it seem like it were snowing.

...among many other things. Cleopatra had a large collection of sex toys that I can't remember if they were depicted on murals, or if some were actually found. ;) - - - Updated - - - ...among many other things. Cleopatra had a large collection of sex toys that I can't remember if they were...

Good to see you're still kicking. Everything good in Canuckistan?

You mean it doesn't? :confused:

Keep in mind that **** is a topic that is strictly forbidden on Freeones. As long as the pictures don't infringe on that, carry on.

Why? Are you interested in chatting with him? Would you mind if I PMed you? :shy: :uohs:

I ain't female, but I can tuck my wiener between my legs. Does that count? By the way, welcome aboard! Enjoy your stay! :wave2:

Hey, now! Don't make promises you can't keep!

Fuck you, *****! I mean that in the nicest way. :lovecoupl

I never got the maroon and aquamarine tickets that I requested. :tongue:

You mean I should get on T.D. Ameritrade when I'm roasting up a doob? :joint: :confused:

Just make sure it was grown in Finland, or she'll flip out on you. :D

I'm in California. I think we grow something like 30% of the world's produce here. Ironically, it's usually the local stuff that gets recalled due to e. coli or something like that.

Funny you should mention that. At the Fillmore there's one of those owls in the alley to keep the pigeons away. Well, in theory, anyway; not only is the owl completely caked in pigeon ****, but it's not uncommon to see one perched on it, and there are a few that have their nests within 3' of it...

Yes, she is! I can attest to that? :nannerf2:

Huh. For a second there, I could've sworn you said something else. My mind must be playing games with me. I've never heard of any of those. Any of them any good? Do they also have snozzberries in Finland?

Downtown Brown

Peein' razor blades, are we? :D

Translation: I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.

"You show me a tropical fruit, and I'll show you a Guatemalan cocksucker." - George Carlin Seriously, can you please stop attaching images to your posts? It's much easier for you, and for the moderator team, if you use the img tags instead of attaching images everywhere. Ah, yes, I love...

I got back together with my ex last night.

Dear durkinglirk, I apologize for leaving skid marks on your computer chair. Feel free to send me a cleaning bill. Lustfully yours, Gunslingingbird

Maybe your friend has small dick syndrome, and she's been fucked by a big dick bastard for 20 hours straight after her plane crash landed on a desert island and she was ********* by a tribe of pygmies. /zdenka

Dear thread, I just masturbated to you. Affectionately, Gunslingingbird

Whatever happened to the contest? Who won? Is there another giveaway coming up?

Squallumz?!? Honorable??? :laugh: :rofl: :rofl2: :1orglaugh :funnyshit:

Rest in pieces, Jeff. :banger:

Have you ever heard Los Amigos Invisibles? They're a Venezuelan band. They play medium-energy house-dance-pop-ish type stuff. They're pretty good. You might like them. ;)

Back in the mid-eighties my aunt had a miscarriage when she was about 4 or 5 months along. About 3 years later she was pregnant again, and was able to carry it to term and give birth to a healthy boy. Fast forward about a year. My ****** was just starting to speak coherently. Not articulately...