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  1. The Joker

    What are you going to be for Halloween

    Masturbating Bear
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze
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    Who are you obsessed with at the moment? / Who are you really into right now?

    Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Stacy Keibler yet again
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    How do you like the Beaver?

    How do you like the Beaver? Eager.
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    would you fuck a midget?

    You kinda have the King Kong, Fay Wray thing going. ;) I know what you mean though. I had a ex-girlfriend who was 5 foot, and here I am standing 6'5.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Beetlejuice Damn sandworms.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Superman/Batman: Public Enemies Not bad at all. Species Sequels are very lacking, but I like this one. Natasha certainly got my attention back in '95. Ah, memories!
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    Are you a swinger????

    Southern swing parties typically play John Anderson's 'Swingin' on a sem-regular basis from what ... I ... hear. :angels:
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    Are you a swinger????

    Not really. I generally prefer to be, Strokin' I stroke it to the east And I stroke it to the west And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best I be strokin' :)
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    A Nightmare On Elm Street trailer

    Agreed. I'll see this. I'm a sucker for this **** anyways. :D
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    What fetishes do women have?

    Ah, well just get two women together and begin discussing Phil Collins in depth. But remember, and this is very important .. ALWAYS remember to say right in the middle of your thoughts on Phil Collins, "Christy, get on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole". You'll have to beat them off...
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    Omg I'm going to make 15 million!!!

    Well, you do have to let your greed meet your imagination. :D
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    how many hours do you ***** per day?

    7-9 hours. Depends on the day of the week.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Hitcher Rutger Hauer can play a badass villain. :)
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    Chloe Vevrier

    Happy Birthday to the Natural Goddess indeed! :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
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    Cuckolds WTF?

    I guess so. I remember being surprised when I read that Ashlyn Gere has been married since the late 1980's. Apparently the husband wasnt the jealous type to say the VERY least. :D Cuckoldress? :dunno:
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    Megan Fox as Wonder Woman OR Catwoman?

    I know what you mean. http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/gallerypictures/294L.jpg :bowdown:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Godzilla vs. Mothra Definately one of the best out of the Showa Godzilla era.
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    50 years at Mcdonalds!

    "I'm thinking Arby's". :D
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    50 years at Mcdonalds!

    Different strokes for different folks. Hell, I remember reading about a couple getting married at a Mcdonalds.
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    US film star Patrick Swayze dies

    RIP Patrick Swayze
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    Chloe Vevrier

    Indeed. She is SO damn incredibly sexy. :bowdown:
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    MTV Video Music Awards

    Did he REALLY think that **** spilling out of his mouth was going to go over well???? Oh, fuck. I AM talking about Kanye West here. :(
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    I want a pornstar to fuck my wife...

    Heh, :D "All we gonna do is talk?" "Yeah ... sure. Talk." :laugh:
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Busty Dusty
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    Jenna Jameson User Title

    Yeah, I remember when she was dating Tim Burton back in the 1990's, and my reaction was much like the song, ... "Is she really going out with him?" Fabulous body on Lisa Marie Smith. Thanks for those pics! :bowdown:
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    Megan Fox as Wonder Woman OR Catwoman?

    Quoted for truth. :glugglug:
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    Jennifer Connelly

    Nice. Very nice.
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    Happy b-day to me :)

    Happy Bday! :coolman:
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    What do you drive?

    Here's what I drive. :D http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2090/2398580773_49f536862d.jpg?v=0 Ok. Ok. '04 Mustang. :updown:
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    Muscular Babes...

    Re: What about muscular women ? I could go for that. Absolutely. :)
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Last Detail I actually enjoyed this movie quite a bit.
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    Anytime, pal. :glugglug:

    Anytime, pal. :glugglug:
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    Naomi Watts v's Elizabeth Hurley???

    I really like Naomi .... But I gotta go with Liz on this one.
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    Recent action/crime movies you want made into porn

    Haha, nice. :D Yeah, I know ... I could definately see interest being there for a project like that. :thumbsup:
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    Recent action/crime movies you want made into porn

    :rofl: Throw in ... Rocco Siffredi as Harvey Dent (Two-Face) http://static.episode39.it/artist/6968.jpg John Leslie as (Alfred) http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/23/John_Leslie_AEE_Las_Vegas_20070115.jpg Serenity as (Vicki Vale)...
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    Lol, ever wondered what freeones.com looked like in 98?

    The 2000 link brought back some fond memories. :)
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    Huge rats found in Papua

    Yet another rat getting into those mutagen canister's? *sigh*
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    How Old Do You Have To Be When You Can No Longer Wank?

    No need. Peter North joke. :wave2:
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    How Old Do You Have To Be When You Can No Longer Wank?

    Amazing results? .. You must be Alden Brown's uncle. :D
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    Who is tallest pornstar girl?

    Awesome. :glugglug: Yeah, I think Mary Carey is listed as being 5'9 as well. I remember seeing a pic of her standing next to Chica and she looked pretty tall. :thumbsup:
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    15 year old shoots himself in the PENIS.

    "Yes it's true. This man has no dick." - Dr. Peter Venkman
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    Who is tallest pornstar girl?

    I know EXACTLY what you mean. :thumbsup: My GF is 5'11, and I'm 6'5. So it all works out. :glugglug:
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    Yeah, see I enjoyed the 2007 remake as well. I'm aware that comparisons will be made, but that's...

    Yeah, see I enjoyed the 2007 remake as well. I'm aware that comparisons will be made, but that's what I liked about the 2007 film, it wasnt just the same as the 1978 movie. Carpenter's film is a fucking classic, but if you are going to remake something, try something that's different. Like the...
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    H2 is ok. I thought it was a pretty decent follow up to RZ's Halloween. Rob took even more...

    H2 is ok. I thought it was a pretty decent follow up to RZ's Halloween. Rob took even more liberties than he did in the 2007 movie, so if you don't mind stuff like that, you should enjoy it alright.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Warriors Can you dig it?
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    Gio, did you see RZ's Halloween II?

    Gio, did you see RZ's Halloween II?
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    Who is hotter

    Her. No contest. There's simply no arguing that.
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    Have you ever fought your ***?

    Never fought my ***. I fought the town ***** (aka my uncle) on Christmas Eve once. :)
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