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    What would porn be like if John Holmes were still alive?

    His E! True Hollywood Story would have ended on a lighter note. That's all. :hatsoff:
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    No problemo :hatsoff:

    No problemo :hatsoff:
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    No problemo :hatsoff:

    No problemo :hatsoff:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    LOL That would be hilarious of DC to say to fans. Fuck our animated movies that feature the origins of Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and Green Lantern. Fuck 'em all! You want the origin? Pick up a fucking comic book! :rofl2: You betcha! :D
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Whatever you are referring to, it's definately not the Green Lantern movie turtle just watched. Especially if it was on Disney. That just wouldn't work.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Direct to DVD animated movie! Mars Attacks!
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Born on the 4th of July
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    What are you listening to right now?

    No Feelings - Sex Pistols
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    Oh, Mini. Where did you go? I miss you so. Seems like it's been forever, since you've been gone...

    Oh, Mini. Where did you go? I miss you so. Seems like it's been forever, since you've been gone! :spin:
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    Men, Have you ever had a MMF threesome?

    Nope. Though a few years back, and good friend of mine had a girlfriend who actually wanted to have a threesome with him .. AND me. Personally, her actually telling him this wasn't too surprising to me. Considering she cheated on him atleast 3 times during their relationship and the knucklehead...
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    battle of the Lynn's! (which Lynn pornstar do you prefer)

    Ginger was pretty awesome in her scenes in the 80's, and did a decent job in crossing over into the mainstream during a time where it was exceptionally more difficult than it is these days. She's a classic, so I suppose she would be my favourite. Gina Lynn and that ass of hers would be my...
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    What are the worst movies you have seen.

    I had the displeasure. The movie sucked huge floppy donkey balls. :cussing:
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    ‘Strongest Man in the World’ dies at 104

    Only in the WWE Universe. :D
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    Top 25 Horror Movie Rules

    That's very true, no one should be surprised by anything in Jaws: The Revenge. Another WTF moment was when "Hoagie" played by Michael Caine takes drastic action and lands the plane upon the water, where he manages to get the plane down right alongside the ketch. Unfortunately, Caine's plane...
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    Fav Cinemax Girls

    I suppose Julie Strain. She's what? 6ft? I'm sure she's VERY worth the climb. ;)
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    What are the worst movies you have seen.

    Kazaam, Cool as Ice, *** of the Mask, Dumb and Dumberer & Battlefield Earth completely sucks huge floppy donkey balls. As far as 2009 goes, worst movie I saw was, G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra. Complete ****.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Donnie Brasco "C'mon Donnie, let's fillet this fat fuck." :D
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    Recurring ***** themes..?

    I ***** alot of eating a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I **** up, the pillow is always gone.
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    Can Jeri Ryan play Ms. Marvel?

    The Phoenix is in a class of it's own. However, Emma (even back during the 1980's issues where she was apart of the Hellfire Club, and clearly weaker in telepathy than Xavier) was very instrumental in the conversion of Phoenix to Dark Phoenix. Which is another feat that's certainly noteworthy...
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    Conan O'Brien rejects NBC's offer

    That's a nice thought. :lovecoupl
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    Can Jeri Ryan play Ms. Marvel?

    It's true. I have very simple tastes, I am always satisfied with the very best. ;) :D Well, the problem with fire crotch reading Emma's mind on any plan Emma might have, is that Emma has proven to be quite the telepathic mutant herself. Even going so far as to read Xavier's mind without...
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    Spider-Man getting a Reboot !

    The one thing Marvel has over DC in terms of comic book continuity, is the fact that Marvel does have atleast a fairly streamlined continuity. Where DC's continuity was essentially split in two with the introduction of "Flash of two earth's" and Earth-Two, and then again with Crisis on Infinite...
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    Can Jeri Ryan play Ms. Marvel?

    Bleh. I think Emma is actually hotter, and Emma's too smart to go for a straight forward ****** on Jean. Rather, she would just get a Magneto imposter with a Xorn complex to do the job for her, while she herself keeping busy by ******** with Jean's husband. :tongue:
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    Comics that should be porno movies

    Thank you kind sir. :D
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    Comics that should be porno movies

    Power Girl would be so easy to make as a Porn movie. As far as XXX Rated comics go, I'm with Nina.
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    Mark McGwire Comes "Clean"

    Mark McGwire ... on steroids? Now who would have thunk it? :spin:
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    Sarah Palin signs on as a commentator with Fox News

    True. If Dennis Leary can admit to masturbating to NBC's "Caroline in the City" in 1997, then I can admit in 2010 that I have occasionally manually jacked off to Mary katharine Ham, and Kirsten Powers on Fox News. :o
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    Go figure! Someone finds something racist about the movie Avatar!

    This makes me think back to 2002 with the whole Star Wars/Jango Fett racist stereotype controversy. It's just about as boring as well. :*****:
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    Can Jeri Ryan play Ms. Marvel?

    Jean Grey: What makes you such a bitch, Emma? Emma Frost: Breeding, darling. Top class breeding. :)
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    Gumby Creator Dies

    Awwww .. :( RIP
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    Can Jeri Ryan play Ms. Marvel?

    I always thought Charlize would be a great Emma Frost. :bowdown: Jeri Ryan would be ok as Ms. Marvel. Casting Ms. Marvel is something I've never really thought a whole lot about despite liking her quite a bit.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Predator Apollo Creed getting his arm blown off is in a word .... awesome! :D
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    Spider-Man getting a Reboot !

    Looks like the Spidey franchise is getting a reboot already. :eek: http://www.superherohype.com/news/spider-mannews.php?id=8976
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    Sounds pretty awesome. I've had a few dreams about Casey. Same goes for Christy Canyon. ;)

    Sounds pretty awesome. I've had a few dreams about Casey. Same goes for Christy Canyon. ;)
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    do you shave?

    Yes. The Gollywobbles get shaved, along with the Squirmin Herman The One-Eyed German. Everything else gets trimmed.
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    So how was your ***** of Casey James? I absolutely love her. :) :) :)

    So how was your ***** of Casey James? I absolutely love her. :) :) :)
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    Happy 75th Birthday...

    :nanner: The King certainly had some good songs, but those fried banana and peanut butter sandwiches are awesome!
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    Reinstating Leno on the Tonight Show

    NBC should know better than this. Conan, no matter how good he was going to be, was definately not going to be drawing the numbers of Leno in his freshman year as the host of "The Tonight Show". It didn't happen with Leno following Johnny Carson, and it wasn't going to happen with Conan either...
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    Planet Hulk DVD!!

    Yeah, that was a staple of the 1990's. Character's walking around with oversized guns, or huge cannons. :D I think even Doc Ock used a *** (which is very out of the ordinary when it comes to him) in the "Revenge of the Sinister Six" storyline. But yeah, the bunny slippers thing is a pretty fun...
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    Planet Hulk DVD!!

    Oh yes. I will definately be picking up "Planet Hulk" when it comes out. :) The storyline itself is nothing short of incredible. We've all seen the old Hulk Smash scenario countless times, but with "Planet Hulk", we finally got to see the Hulk in a gladiator type setting where he's actually...
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    'Diff'rent Strokes' star Gary Coleman hospitalized!

    Best post of the thread right there. :D
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    40 virgins or one woman?

    I'll go with the one woman option. Constantly having to buy tampons and toilet paper for 40 virgins is going to get very old, very quickly.
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    Lady Gaga

    Lady Gaga?
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Top Secret! The cow scene is just classic. :D
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    Stacy Keibler

    She is just ... Outstanding!
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    Hottest female superheroes and villians

    Nice. Lots and lots of Slavegirl Leia's running around I see, but it's good to see see Powergirl get some love. :lovecoupl
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    Hottest female superheroes and villians

    Which is outstanding!! :coolman:
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    Who did you watch when you were younger that you'd still fuck today??

    Christy Canyon (obviously) Lynda Carter Catherine Bach
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    Thanks, Gorgeous Nina. Hope you have a nothing short of awesome 2010!!!

    Thanks, Gorgeous Nina. Hope you have a nothing short of awesome 2010!!!
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