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I honestly believe if you can't parallel park, you don't deserve a license... Along with about 3 thousand other reasons to not give people licenses. DMV lets you off easy.

I love how a dog called Pabst won a blue ribbon... ****, I don't even like that swill and I got that! C'mon!

Fucking EXACTLY :bowdown:

The thought of such a thing makes me cry. Thanks, Mr. Quality Foods Center.

I already spend nights with the woman of my dreams. I guess that means I'm sucking cock :dunno: Mmm... I'm actually pretty tasty. She was right!

I ***** far too much... When you're spending $10 a 6-pack 4-5 days a week because you refuse to ***** **** but can't function without **** in the evenings... Yes I know... Problem. I've picked up energy drinks again to get me through days after ******** as well. Ugh. I'm pretty sure the rest...

Too bad, considering he just got his own show and I was actually starting to enjoy him. Oh well... Rest in POWER.

Karina Hart

Yacøpsæ - Einstweilige Vernichtung Next I think will be Abysmal ******* - Omnicide... So I don't post in this thread anymore, hehehe.

Welsh & German Yeah, totally rockin'!

Agreed, especially when you are in love with your partner :bowdown: MUCH better than the random hook up. Too fucking amazing for words, really!

Viscera Infest - Sarcoidosis

Squid is so delicious, I just might... Can half of it be calamari and the other half be sushi rolls? Can my girlfriend do the ass play?

What if I accidentally set my **** on the center of the table? Is it going to ***** my ****? So, I have like... a Bender... but a table.

Miscellaneous tracks from Celph Titled - The Gatalog: A Collection Of Chaos Track now: Clap (featuring Cashmere The Pro & Oktober)

Click the link for the full article at Oregon Live... Trial in ****** death, 'Faith Healing' The article was from a couple days ago, as it says the trial begins today. So, I wonder if these people will be stupid enough to keep their faith, seeing as how their god obviously has forsaken them...

She's my personal pornstar :thumbsup:

Crazy... Something I'd of (maybe obviously) never thought about before. Good stuff mini.

My girl has both and masturbates me... Yeah! :D

Infected Mushroom - Converting Vegetarians Song: Hush Mail

I'm converting vegetarians... Into the midnight...

Heyo! Someone should probably figure out what hip-hop actually IS before posting :thumbsup:

That one ******... Mos Def. Oh wait, I just saw Soulja Boy mentioned... Not like it's really hip-hop, but yeah. Worst **** ever.

Rompeprop It's an embryo that you use as a yo-yo, or something to that extent. Ahhh... "This next song is about fucking with your fetus on a wire... it's called, Embryo-yo, yo-yo, yo-yo." Whatever, it's a goregrind song that's alot of fun to listen to. Enough.

Poor things!

I mostly agree with your first statement, but I still bust a gut laughing to certain Seinfeld episodes though, that show is timeless. Of course, CYE has so many great moments too... As for the second statement, good to hear! I've done the same, and it started with me from one of my friends'...

YES! Good one :) Fortunately, my bed is propped into the corner, so I don't have to worry about it moving... Then I just have to worry about the neighbors complaining!

^ Yeah! Good stuff! The Island Easily Michael Bay's best film... I love the chase scenes in it. Which is all I could really get a break to watch tonight, but still... Awesome stuff.

Ohhh I can't wait for the 5th season... I really want to see season 4 again too... Still watch the older episodes fairly regularly though!

Re: Who made you cum today? My girlfriend, like always. She was successfully the only woman in my life to get me to cum from a handjob today. Goddamn. I'm never going to be able to make myself cum after that ever again. I've struck gold, I hope I can hold onto her forever... FUCK.

Fuckin' a man, I did for my first girlfriend when I was 15... Not bad, not bad at all. Sometimes I do the whole "swapping" thing with my current girlfriend after we both cum during 69... I actually asked her to not swallow after I finish during 69, because I think swapping our fluids while...

I ***** mainly for fun, but also to unwind. Either from a hard day at work, or a night out with a couple buddies, or some drinks at home with my better half... It's always at least for fun, if not to also unwind :)

My girlfriend is my personal pornstar :thumbsup:

I died :D

Likewise. I've much MUCH better things to spend my money on :dunno:

Religion? HA!

Yeah, people are pretty fucking stupid. Makes me ashamed to be a human. All they want to do is bitch about **** that's not to their expectations. Fucking retards.

I wouldn't consider Amityville Horror an Shyamalan movie either, it's been around much longer than him... I'd just consider it lame and boring. Thanks for the tip though. Oh yeah, I just realazed Mr. Night remade the Amityville Horror... Yeah, I haven't seen it.... I was speaking on behalf of...

Where's the meat? ...Or the breasts for that matter?! I vote for option 3, the one that doesn't exist.

Plasma - Creeping! Crushing! Crawling! Song: Scorpion Rampage My neighbors will **** me :D It's fucking LOUD!!!

Amityville Horror type ****... LAME!

I'd eat it's brain and be content. People who complain are bitches.

This book sounds really GAY, but extremely COOL at the same time... Long as it's not like those stupid "crazy house" movies I'm willing to check further into it :)

I'm more into Yerba Mate than anything else, but I do ***** some green Tea from time to time... Ok, well daily really. I **** coffee.

What the fuck ever... Like I even care...... Watch me get ***** and/or fuck my girlfriend. Yay. Have fun jerkin' off surveillance people :thumbsup:

Desperation by Stephen King, by far the best book I've ever read. I'm pretty big on the full version of The Stand too.

Reminds me of that Band Of Brothers episode... Haunting ****. Fuckin' eh.

Re: Who made you cum today? I've only made her cum today... Tonight, my turn :thumbsup:

Replace masturbate more with eat pussy more. Seriously, all fucking day. Get her so wet you're literally bathing in her juice. Make her scream. Convulse. ***** her up. You'll feel better. ALOT better. Then fuck the hell outta her. Motherfucking good times!

I want that motherfucking 250 GTO... Goddamn that car is unreal.