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  1. Embryoyo

    1 pornstar 1 position 1 night

    I've got a better deal than what you're selling champ... my girlfriend, every position, every day :thumbsup:
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    The Secret of Nimh.

    I enjoyed this one while I was a youngling. Don't know about these days.
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    Favorite pastime as a ***

    I'm gonna go climb a tree with my bottle tonight after seeing this thread. Get ***** up there until I fall down. Haha. I also enjoyed throwing bee hives of angry bees at my stupid neighbor. Later in life when we were in our teens he tried to run me over with his truck for it, but I evaded...
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? My girlfriend. Then I returned the favor... for a few times :)
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Dmitri Shostakovich - Symphony No. 5 &. 9 Title: Symphony No. 5, Allegretto Non Troppo
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    Robot sub aims for deepest ocean

    Yes, new species! Maybe not bring back to dissect and destroy... but... would be cool to hear of and/or see some new creatures for sure!
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    Man Throws Baby From Moving Car...

    So basically a concentration camp... but for people who actually DO deserve to be treated as scum?
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    Speed camera boss caught at 100mph

    Speed is an addiction, I for one am not surprised.
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    Anytime :glugglug:

    Anytime :glugglug:
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    Sure thing! Enjoy your day! :thumbsup:

    Sure thing! Enjoy your day! :thumbsup:
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Nope. To the next poster: if you wouldn't fuck that hottie in my avatar, you need some therapy :thumbsup:
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    Human Waste Project - Get With It
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    The things you **** about porn

    I hear that man, I learned it the hard way a few years ago. Whatever, maybe I wouldn't of met my current girlfriend if not for that experience, so... I'm thankful still. I'm just not much into porn these days. The occasional solo set is fine, or a more tame fuck video if watching with my...
  14. Embryoyo

    Fans hurt doing sundays nascar race

    Now if only every other Nascar would crash and burn. No one has to die, just the sport ;)
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    There is no place like home ToTo

    Tinker bell finally learned to fly :D
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Good to know I'm not the only person who felt so. Ravenous is indeed a good film too :thumbsup:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Good choice :thumbsup: Antonín Dvořák - Symphony No. 9 in E *****, From The New World Song: II. Largo
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    Deranged - Redlight Murderess
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    Should Extinct Species be Cloned?

    I agree with this :thumbsup:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Foghat - Night Shift Song: Night Shift
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    What are you listening to right now?

    A mix of my favorite Evil Activities songs... Song, currently: Raise It Up (featuring Tha Playah & MC Mike Redman)
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    Would you cheat on your wife or GF with your favorite Pornstar ???

    Fuck NO. Never, not to anyone I'd ever dated. It's completely reprehensible. Coming from a guy who's been cheated on by every girlfriend he's had, yet still has never cheated, or even lied, to a single one of them... You'd think I would take a chance to after 11 years of bullshit. But every...
  23. Embryoyo

    Is there any good iTunes artwork manager for Windows

    It's not in iTunes, but I use Kid3 to edit all of the ID3 tags of my MP3 files, including artwork. It's quick and simple to use. Best of all, it's freeware. Just a suggestion :)
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Hellboy II: The Golden Shower ...or whatever was golden. Pretty fucking awesome... visually. Also, action wise. Otherwise, it was just far too lame (or cheesy) for me. Hard to tolerate something that nerdy, personally. Good thing it was so dazzling! Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind...
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    Eating Pussy / Pussy Eating Tips and Techniques

    Re: eating pussy Mmmmm... makin' me hungry :tongue:
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    (Probably) Upcoming Movies/Series

    I'm all for that!!! Deep Rising was fucking great fun!
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    Who would you fuck? Version 101

    Where's the "other" option. Both are creepy... I'll stick with my girlfriend... Not like I'd choose any different if I were single.
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    Found a new adult store

    I'd be disappointed to travel more than the distance to my computer for porn... Ugh... Porn shops creep the fuck outta me.
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    When did you decide to be heterosexual?

    I decided to become hetero while swimming through my ***'s urethra into my ******'s uterus. Being in the female anatomy just felt... RIGHT... to me.
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    The Cartoon Poll

    I can agree with this. :thumbsup:
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    how scared were you ? first time you flew

    Being in an enclosed space with a bunch of strange people I most likely **** for what could be possibly countless hours? Fuck that ****... I did fly alot when I was younger and enjoyed it, it was pretty exciting then, but... as age has bittered me, I'd rather spend an extra 5+ hours in my...
  32. Embryoyo

    Random Music Video Question

    What? Like... one sleeve? :dunno:
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    Sci-Fi/Horror fans... ***** vs The Thing

    Judging by the movies themselves and not the ***** "organisms" themselves, I'll choose John Carpenter's The Thing in a heartbeat. That movie is fucked up, and just pure insanity. Basing a decision on the creatures, I'd go with *****. You gotta give it to "the Thing" though, it was pretty...
  34. Embryoyo

    Attorney General's "watch list" memo?

    His name is fake.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Dismember - Death Metal Song: Let The Napalm Rain Dismember = GOD. Now this IS heavy. Forget your Beneath The Massacre, forget your Suicide Silence or whatever you scene fags consider heavy, this IS the definition of heavy. Riffs to thick they'll chop you in half. Prost if you get the...
  36. Embryoyo

    Car Music?

    I don't get while all songs pertaining to driving are about being on freeways/highways. Give me windy turn after intense turn on 20 mile long deserted roads over 100 miles of open freeway anyday. Fuck that long straight boring ****.
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    The Cartoon Poll

    I used to like Venture Brothers the best, but their latest episodes were kinda hit-n-miss. Love South Park and love ****** Guy, and really won't choose between the two. Both have bad times and good times, and are about equal in the amount of each.
  38. Embryoyo

    Atheists sign here.

    3 now :dunno:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    The Lonely Island - Incredibad Song: Lazy Sunday (featuring Chris Parnell)
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    Video Games & Levels you ****

    Haha I had that game when I had a Gamecube, I know exactly what you're talking about. I ended up using cheats to finish that game, I couldn't do it without them. I later bought Bloodrayne 2 for the XBox, and about three quarters into that game I got too frustrated and had to finish it with...
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    Car Music?

    Queen - I'm In Love With My Car YEAH :D !!!!!!!
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    What are you listening to right now?

    edIT - ****** Over Pros For No Reason Song: Mop Head
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    COD:Modern Warfare 2

    Seriously, fuck teaser trailers. I want to see footage from the game goddamnit! Should be a fun game though.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Again :D I haven't physically seen her since Sunday either. Yeah, she's pretty much that amazing :bowdown:
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    Dance Music Thread - Electronica, Electro, Electroclash, Techno, Trance, House.

    I'm mostly a fan of Hardcore/Gabber, Breakcore/Breakbeat and Speedcore/Extratone/Splittercore myself. D&B and Trip-Hop aren't too bad though. I listen to a few songs from some UK Hardcore and EuroTrance acts, but I'm not huge on that stuff as a whole. Dougal & Gammer have some cool songs, and...
  46. Embryoyo

    Record attempt reaps 217K texts, $26K phone bill

    People are fucking stupid.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Antonín Dvořák's Symphony No. 7
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    Which movie is gorier

    What? That movie isn't that bad... I've seen far worse. :eek:
  49. Embryoyo

    The 4:20 Thread

    Haha, that's great. I'll ***** a **** with a hearty PROST! to you stoners at 4:20 today :glugglug: I'd like to take some hits off a blunt, but I can't smoke right now, so... **** is a good substitute.
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