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Heh, nice! Speaking of airbags...

I love that site! Saw this one yesterday :D

That just screams "I WANT ATTENTION"

Fucking moron.

Awesome! If only someone had caught my epic "***** outta my mind" fight with a bar sign a few weeks back... Woulda made her look sober & coherent.

This should be real.

Haha, that's pretty awesome. I want it.

Go for a BMW X5/X6 or a Porsche Cayenne. Those vehicles are awesome!

Drag Me To Hell

That's what I thought of when I saw this thread too. It would be the perfect getaway vehicle... If you didn't have to put all the breathing gear on before going into the water.

Add 2 years to my life span, increase those numbers a little bit, and it's the exact same for me. Fuckin' eh. It would be pretty nice to have a 3:1 ratio, haha.

The one time this happened to me, I got into the shower after. SSS, after all. Always in order :thumbsup:

Fondlecorpse - Creaturegore :banger:

Cyrax, Scorpion, Frost have been my favorite... Not sure about least favorite.

I've been borderline ******* poisoning (going over a half gallon of ****** from drinks combined during the night) and never been this retarded. He's on some really strong salvia, or LSD, or mushrooms. ...or, acting.

I'd rather have the virgin. Something tells me someone wearing a shirt that says that isn't clean...

Rarely. I've had one girl actually get me off from a blowjob. Not much of a turn-on. Good foreplay, I do enjoy it, but not to get off... Wanna talk about eating pussy though, I've never failed at making a girl cum then!

I considered it... When the only woman I ever loved told me she never really loved me and gave me this whole childish rant when she broke up with me. I was extremely depressed for a week... I was going to, but then I remembered... Our relationship ended for the betterment of my life, not to end...

This has worked for me 4 times now, after being pulled over for speeding 15+ over the limit... When the cop asks something along the lines of "Going a little fast tonight, are we?" Answer "Yeah, I was definitely driving faster than average." Keep it simple, respectful. I've 4 warnings and not...

Sei2ure's discography. His tracks from A Gathering Of Styles Parts 2 & 3, his split with Ruffneck & Ophidian, his track from ISF6 - Industrial Fucking Strength, his Illusion Of Safety EP and his Rocket Fuel / Touched By God EP. This guy is an Industrial Hardcore god.

2nd largest bracket...

Any scene that ends up with me being sexual with my girlfriend... They all end up in a happy ending for both... Sometimes 2 happy endings for her :D

I find it pretty amazing what regular sex with someone you've fallen in love with can do for your sex life... More intense orgasms, MUCH better sex, ohhhhh the passion and pleasure... Un-Imaginable! Don't have to work out for that. Working out hasn't helped it at all for me... Just me general...

A motrician's wet *****...

**** is awesome :bowdown:

So this is a set with Korrie Angel... And I think her outfit would look astonishing on my girlfriend. My question is obvious enough.... I need to buy this outfit for her! http://shedevilfilms.com/galleries/korriangel/26/index.php?id=1326927 I apologize in advance if I put this in the wrong...

I don't mean to detract from this thread too much with my moralistic thoughts, but how does one possibly "fall in love" with a pornstar? I don't see how one could possibly love one they had never met before in their lives... Shouldn't this topic represent LUST instead?

Venetian Snares - Printf ('Shiver In Eternal Darkness_N');

Ignorance... How wonderful :rolleyes:

22B motherfucker!

I want my girlfriend to reverse ******* me!

FUCK POLITICS. Rep or Dem or WHATEVER... ENOUGH!!!

I most certainly would not... Wouldn't want my woman to have one either. I'd rather taste pussy, not whatever those things are made of.

..aaaand THE GANG EXPLOITS A MIRACLE! Prost if you get that...

My girlfriend has the most amazing tits in the world with the most beautiful nipples, and the sweetest, most amazing ass... Sooo... I don't have to choose at all :D Ok... If I HAD to choose though... I'd take the boobs... They are awesome for foreplay/afterplay and I get to play with them when...

They're both bitches. Fuck 'em.

I'm really surprised... ...that this won't be an Uwe Boll movie. :tongue:

This is way freakin' awesome, and many many thanks to you midiD for the news :D

Patron Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilver! Yum!

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Awww... Manilow? I freakin' love Manilow haha! ...Pantera would make me want to **** myself, god that band sucks. Want real *******? Christmas music... ANY of it. I'd cave in so fast!

Rep to you, good sir. You wrote how I feel alot better than I possibly could have. Thank you :)

Oregon, eh? You didn't happen to take your test at the Sherwood DMV did you? I admittedly at the time I took my license test was a horrible driver who didn't give a fuck, and 10 minutes after I got in the car with the instructor my picture was being taken for my license... America hands out...

^ Is your driving school like the Finnish driving school? Fuck I envy Europe in that aspect (or Finland if theirs is that much different... everything I've seen and read about it seems really strict and REAL)... Maybe America wouldn't have so many retarded ass drivers if we taught everyone how...

No opinions on this one? I'm not trying to start **** with anyone of any view in life, we're all entitled to what we believe, but does this NOT seem too extreme to anyone?!

Re: Who would you fuck every single day? My lovely girlfriend... I don't get to see her every day... nor do I get to fuck her every day I see her... Sad times. I really wish I could fuck her every single day, especially with my tongue... Ohhh how she loves that one! ...and me tooooo!!!!!!!!!

Iron Maiden, all the freakin' way... Piece Of Mind line-up! YES!!!

Outpost Ok, it wasn't that great, but Ray Stevenson (Pullo... YES!) is the man! ...and the last third of it was pretty cool!

Hehe... firsty... BORING!

Try the new Jolt. I think that stuff is about twice as powerful as Amp. I used to ***** the blue Amp on a daily basis. Now I ***** the Cola or Blue Raspberry Jolt after a night of heavy ********... Half of it now... half a few hours later! That stuff is soooo freakin' powerful! That being...