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    The biggest event in TV history

    That TV series was a huge sensation when it started: a talking car that sometimes moved without a driver Nowadays, many cars talk and move almost independently. :/
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    Hey, Any Of You Characters Drive A Lincoln?

    If I were American I would buy an Usa car because I am a patriotic person. Talking about rich people: One of the favorite cars of actress Burt Reynols was the 1971 Ford Custom 500.
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    The biggest event in TV history

    I am perhaps a little old-fashioned, but in my view, a woman can not be an action TV-series / movie hero. They must be mechanics!
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    The biggest event in TV history

    38-years ago, a new kind of TV series started and it revolutionized everything. TV shows require the cooperation of many people, but in the end it all depends on the person who plays the main role. Only one man could take on this challenge and this man was actor David Hasselhoff. (Knight...
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    Hey, Any Of You Characters Drive A Lincoln?

    Many rich people would buy them if the new Lincolns looked like this one. (1977 Lincoln Continental Mark IV)
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    Lisa Marie Presley

    Big tail can be an advantage if a woman wants to be a BBW-model.
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    Lisa Marie Presley

    I am at least younger than Ron Jeremy who is about 85 years old!
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    The Porn Switch !_! What turns you on ? What turns you off

    Turn off: -Chicks with dicks Turn on: -Women who swim
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    Lisa Marie Presley

    Is she too old for a porn career?
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    Would you rather Nina Kay or Bridget B?

    "The most important feature of a woman is that she takes care of the home and serves her husband and these women who appear in the pictures do neither of those jobs." (assari)
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    The Thanksgiving 2019 Edition Of "Is It OK To Leave ******** Alone With Phil Swift?"

    If he's a rich man then many women want their ******** to inherit his genes but hardly his appearance and manners.
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    To hell with China.

    It may be that if the food runs out, the Chinese will eat all white-skinned people. :/
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    The Thanksgiving 2019 Edition Of "Is It OK To Leave ******** Alone With Phil Swift?"

    I think it is wrong to mock a man who is obviously mentally retarded and a *********!
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    Which pornstar you would marry? / What Porn Star Would You Marry?

    All of them. :/ (Valentina Nappi)
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    The More I Learn About Virtual Reality Porn, The More Exited I Get

    I recommend you virtual ****-porn because that's what you really want.
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    Winter erotica (parody)

    If a woman is hot-blooded then she doesn't need much clothing!
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    The Trump Presidency

    President Trump's biggest task is to save the West from Islam and it's a difficult job because every country has so many treacherous people.
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    How do you cope with Anti-Porn Friends?

    Feminists also want to ban ads that portray beautiful women.
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    What Are Your Favorite Cookies To Buy At The Supermarket?

    Piparkakku / Gingerbread!
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    Winter erotica (parody)

    There is a saying in Finland that if you can't stand the cold then stay at home. The clothes are for the sissy people.
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    CA girl who ****** her ****** while driving ***** is at it again

    Sorry to hear that your ****** is an alcoholic, a ***** driver and a sinner. :/ Only Jesus can lead her on the road to repentance.
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    What Ethnicity/Nationality does this Woman look like?

    "She looks like Aryan...in other words Nordic: Finnish, Norwegian, Swedish or Danish." (assari)
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    CA girl who ****** her ****** while driving ***** is at it again

    The spirit of the bottle is strong and alcoholics are careless people.
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    Do you think Lezley Zen is hot?

    "She's like a rose in the garden." (assari)
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    Jane Fonda arrested

    Jane Fonda is part of the elite, she hates ordinary American people and her bank account has huge amounts of Saudi Arabia dollars.
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    America is being respected again

    In practice this means that tourists can cross the border and migrant workers can work in some European countries if they do not take jobs from local people and they leave as soon as their employment contract expires. In plain language: People need to live and also stay in their own fucked-up...
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    America is being respected again

    The best solution is that Americans and Europeans do not get involved in battles between barbarian countries. The borders must also be closed hermetically to prevent Muslims from getting here.
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    Why do Asian women look like their in so much pain when

    https://www.quora.com/Why-do-some-Asian-women-cry-during-sex
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    A woman shot her husband because he watched porn

    I find it strange that ******** is allowed in the tv, but it is forbidden that the woman and the man are in bed and the blanket swings.
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    Jehovah's Witnesses

    You are right, but Christians cannot give up their principles. If you give your finger to Devil it it will take your whole hand. (The Devil)
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    A woman shot her husband because he watched porn

    Yes, it is better to divorce than to commit ******. But as a precaution, all husbands should equip themselves this way before they start watching porn at home:
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    End of UK Porn Blocker?

    *lol* Well, you have many hot babes and one is Terri Jane. (Terri Jane)
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    A woman shot her husband because he watched porn

    If watching porn is a legitimate reason for ****** then almost all men will be shot. Very sad case. (Patrica Ann Hill & Frank Hill) https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/porn-woman-shoots-husband-arkansas-******-trial-pine-bluff-a8882761.html
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    End of UK Porn Blocker?

    Good news because the British do not have sex they watch porn.
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    Jehovah's Witnesses

    Jehovah's Witnesses believe in God. Jihadists believe in Allah and Allah is Satan.
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    Jehovah's Witnesses

    Jehovah's Witnesses believe in God and believe that Jesus is the *** of God. But they do not believe in the Trinity which mean that God, Christ and the Holy Spirit would be one and the same thing.
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    Jehovah's Witnesses

    Yes and I did not write this sentence: "Maybe but it was intended. And it's been a very effective way oif getting rid of these cockroaches"
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    The Reason Why You are a Member of this Forum Explained

    "We are here because we want to talk about religion, politics and sports!" (assari) (Big tit Marille)
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    Jehovah's Witnesses

    Maybe but it was intended. And it's been a very effective way oif getting rid of these cockroaches - Because you criticize almost exclusively Christians. - I have not noticed that they sell anything and even if someone sells something you are not ****** to buy. - Jehovah's Witnesses are...
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    >I Let You Decide My Meal :P

    ^ *lol*
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    >I Let You Decide My Meal :P

    Your dinner and dessert. - Water (free?) - Sauerkraut burger (about 5 €) - Small cake (about 10 €)
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    Jehovah's Witnesses

    I am not a Jehovah's Witness, but I have discussed with them several times. I think they are a very decent group and they believe in Jesus like the rest of us. The difference between an "ordinary Christian" and them is that they follow the rules of religion literally.
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    Wings Are Back At KFC!!!

    Thank you for the invitation. I assume that these buffalo wings are a delicacy of the west coast or even the favorite food of all Americans.
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    Wings Are Back At KFC!!!

    The name of that food is amusing. Buffalo + wings
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    Jehovah's Witnesses

    - Johan, you are apparently a Muslim so I don't think any Christian will come to your door and want to chat with you. - A true Jehovah's Witness sells nothing. - That's one way of communicating with people, a very bad one.
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    Jehovah's Witnesses

    Ok, so the sign is so big that there is no risk of mistake. "I don't buy anything!"
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    Naive women, supposedly "sex trafficked.."

    Perhaps these women did not know that the vids would end up in public. :dunno:
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    Wings Are Back At KFC!!!

    Dino, I have to say that I've never heard of a food called Buffalo Wings. People here watch ice hockey, eat corn sausages and ***** **** on weekends. (lol)
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