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  1. assari

    A cheeky booty pic for you to enjoy :)

    Thank you, that is a very nice booty! (wtf)
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    False prophets

    I tried to post this thread on politics & religion forum...
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    False prophets

    It's sad when a man who is fat and very rich and who is one of the privileged members of the elite thinks he's a leftist. Someone could say - for good reason - that he represents all liberals. (Movie producer / capitalist / enemy of the people Michael Moore)
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    Boris Johnson referred to the police watchdog

    I think he's a good man, but he should go to the barber shop because he looks like a mentally disabled person. (The British Prime Minister Boris Johnson)
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    Belen Rodriguez VS Catalina Otalvaro?

    It's hard to pick one when they both look good. It would be interesting to challenge them for a swimming or arm wrestling race. (wtf)
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    Transitions Optical 'Light Under Control' TV Commercial: What's The Deal?

    True story: I was eight years old and I was on holiday with my ****** in Yugoslavia. One evening I was sitting in the hotel lobby and I found that I had to go ***. So I went to the bathroom, did my need and while I was washing my hands the woman came to the bathroom and she said: "Hey...
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    Chickenhead Of The Day Pic(s)

    ^ The woman on the left has a duck lips.
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    Chickenhead Of The Day Pic(s)

    Chicken headed grandma sucks duck.
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    The Canadian Prime Minister caused a scandal

    No Democrat is a Communist. Democrats are easy-going people and they are not interested in the problems of the working class.
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    The Canadian Prime Minister caused a scandal

    I once read an interview with Jello Biafra where he said that President Jimmy Carter is a "stupid back room ****". The same person wanted to represent the savior during his reign and announced that the United States will provide asylum to Cubans who are the subject of political persecution...
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    The Canadian Prime Minister caused a scandal

    Anyone can buy a fake birth certificate for a few euros. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/salvadorhernandez/former-sheriff-and-arizona-senate-candidate-joe-arpaio
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    Who Sucks Better Cock: Fatties Or Grannies?

    Bad boys have told me that overweight women is easier to get in bed than others so maybe they are also eager to suck the monkey more than others. :dunno: Do old women have sex? Well, if grandmother takes the egg in her mouth, they do it carefully because they are afraid it might fall apart.
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    Boobies.

    #BlackBreastMatter
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    The Canadian Prime Minister caused a scandal

    Trump would have raised the issue if there was even the slightest doubt that president Jimmy "Backdoor ****" Carter would have been born in Africa. Btw. Jimmy Carter is a very weak man who can't even jog without fainting.
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    The Canadian Prime Minister caused a scandal

    It is known that all liberals are racists and globalists and the reason why they support mass immigration is because they want slave labor. https://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2013/04/03/ben-carson-white-liberals-are-most-racist
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    The Canadian Prime Minister caused a scandal

    The color of the skin may change over time, but not the size of the nose. However I don't think skin color can change that much without artificial medical intervention.
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    The Canadian Prime Minister caused a scandal

    The thing that unites those people in the picture is that they were all bad presidents and Trump has often insulted Clinton who is a racist, ****** and *********. https://www.conservapedia.com/Bill_and_Hillary_Clinton_and_racism
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    The Canadian Prime Minister caused a scandal

    2011: While Trump suggested that Obama wasn’t born in the US, he also argued that maybe Obama wasn’t a good enough student to have gotten into Columbia or Harvard Law School, and demanded Obama release his university transcripts. Trump claimed, “I heard he was a terrible student. Terrible. How...
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    The Canadian Prime Minister caused a scandal

    Show one of his racist acts.
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    The Canadian Prime Minister caused a scandal

    He's a typical elite liberal. During the day he attends an anti-racist demonstration and in the evening he wears the Ku Klux Klan uniform.
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    The Canadian Prime Minister caused a scandal

    People often say that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is a yellow belly and that is certainly true, but he's also a hardcore racist and the closet **** who paints his face as soon as the press is absent. (Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau)...
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    Why I adore Brandy Aniston

    "You must go throught hell to get to heaven"?
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    ‘Midget’ porn star stabs boyfriend in the leg...

    Why do dwarves laugh when they run? Answer: Because the grass is tickling their butt Seriously speaking: If a disabled person stabs someone then he/she must be thrown to prison
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    Why I adore Brandy Aniston

    Be a brave man and say this to the woman of your dreams: "Are you my future ex-wife?" or "I am a man, you area a woman and we go room" She looks like a barbi doll so more curves are needed imho. Most women do not like to appear in such little clothes so she is not shy. (Brandy Aniston)
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    Mooning

    This happened about ten years ago: I was driving on the highway towards Helsinki and there was a van in front of me. The van had large rear windows and they covered by curtains. The journey continued for a while and then the van driver showed the turn sign to the right. At the same time as...
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    Israel caught spying on Trump but he seems OK with it...

    Most Christians think that Jesus looks like this. (Our Savior)
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    Israel caught spying on Trump but he seems OK with it...

    Clarification: I meant that whites must be leaders in Caucasian countries like Finland, Denmark and Norway. Countries like Italy, Irak and Zambia where most of the inhabitants are dark-skinned must be led by colored people.
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    Beetlejuice for Senate!!!

    Governments need politicians with a sense of humor.
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    Israel caught spying on Trump but he seems OK with it...

    Jesus was Aryan so I guess it's clear what this means. White people must be leaders, but they must be fair leaders and minority opinions must also be taken into account if it does not threaten democracy. (Jesus Christ)
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    Israel caught spying on Trump but he seems OK with it...

    I meant that if a black Jew who living in the Middle-East had a ***** the ***** would be jet black. Middle Eastern history is so confused that such Arab / Jewish vs. Christian enmity is very possible. Yes, and this topic has been talked about frequently: Why the State of Israel was founded in...
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    Transitions Optical 'Light Under Control' TV Commercial: What's The Deal?

    I don't know what's special about those sunglasses, but that genderless woman in the ad is a typical and unfortunate phenomenon nowadays. Question: "What is your gender identity? Answer: "I am a combat helicopter" (lol)
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    Israel caught spying on Trump but he seems OK with it...

    I believe that on an individual level Arabs and Jews can be friends, but as you mentioned after 1948 there has been no peace between them for many reasons and decades of hostility has created a cycle of hatred that cannot be stopped anymore. Maybe the Jews have some very important reason why...
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    The Petrodollar

    In the past great American cars used a lot of gas, so it made sense to have good relations with the Arabs. Solution: You need to develop so effective batteries that they will move your cars and industry, or invade Canada and conquer their oil fields!
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    What Are Your Favorite Tasting Burps?

    Dino, yes I like sauces but is that product behind the link so good that it's worth ordering? "Scorpion Pepper". (lol)
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    Israel caught spying on Trump but he seems OK with it...

    Arabs and Jews are eternal enemies and no peace treaty will change that. President Trump is caucasian and Jews are half black people. Why this thing needs to be mentioned is because God created caucasians as leaders.
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    blurred or pixeled pictures

    I've never seen such an obvious fake tits. (Katie Price)
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    blurred or pixeled pictures

    You have to find the original photos that are not censored!
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    Israel caught spying on Trump but he seems OK with it...

    If that's the case, then Israeli decision-makers must learn to be more humble. If white people like President Trump are offering them help, they should be grateful.
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    Boobies.

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    Boobies.

    Women, and also fat men, need a bra when they go jogging.
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    What Are Your Favorite Tasting Burps?

    I like semi-hard peanuts.
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    Which country produces the most beautiful women?

    Fact: (almost) all Eastern European women want a rich American husband.
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    House, Condo or other?

    That's awesome because white men don't mow the lawns or water the flowers. They are women's or teens' jobs. (lol)
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    House, Condo or other?

    I once lived for a week on a road construction site, but I wasn't working there. (wtf)
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    House, Condo or other?

    A glass house could be a nice choice because there is enough light! (Glass House)
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    Which country produces the most beautiful women?

    Any country can produce good looking women imho. (Siberian women)
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    Israel caught spying on Trump but he seems OK with it...

    It is against the interests of Israel to be caught in such an act. Alliance parties must respect each other.
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    I can't get enough of her

    She reminds me of my math teacher except that my math teacher was neither blonde nor the same age, but a little younger, shorter and heavier. Do I love her? It could be difficult because I don't know her and I don't have the Oidipus complex. (Brandi Love)
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    The Golden Toilet is stolen...

    "That is a durable and stainless toilet seat!" (assari)
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