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  1. assari

    Boobies.

    Big breasts can weigh 5 pounds each so a bras are needed.
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    Thanks for the rep.

    Thanks for the rep.
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    Democ-rats

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    Democ-rats

    Go visit a Muslim country and see how your friends treat homosexuals.
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    Democ-rats

    I am admittedly dumb and I do not follow foreign news channels programs. But one thing I know: Unemployment has fallen in the US, and it greatly annoys Democ-rats.
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    Democ-rats

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    Democ-rats

    I'm not an American so I can't vote for Trump. But if I were a US citizen, then I would choose Republicans, because they think for the benefit of their own people.
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    Democ-rats

    When a government pushes foreign affairs more than its own, then there is something seriously wrong. Finland's current Green / Fake leftist government is doing just that.
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    A serious question

    That's right babe. Nobody can do anything for their length, but each of us can eat healthily. My grandfather's ******* did not eat healthily and he ended up in prison because he robbed a grocery store during the war.
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    Democ-rats

    Finland is home to many ****-Democrats. Maybe they will one day realize that anger and ******** are wrong.
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    Democ-rats

    Democrat: "Why do we need nuclear power when we get electricity from an electrical outlet?"
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    Democ-rats

    Communism and Nazism: Fruits of the same tree
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    Democ-rats

    Do you remember when and why you started to **** Jews, Caucasians and the United States?
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    Democ-rats

    I like you even though you are a ****.
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    Democ-rats

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    A serious question

    What do you think when you see people with a big body? Big body: A person who is tall and heavy
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    Is it possible for a *** of the ****** to browse the web in peace?

    Answer: Yes, but it requires some preparation.
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    Democ-rats

    "A vote for a Democrat is a vote for fascism." Mike Keegan, Port Angeles
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    Sarah Young

    Sarah Young (48 y.o) is no longer young. She is retired. "Sarah Young (born Sarah-Louise Young on 15 April 1971 in Sidcup, London, United Kingdom)[1] is an English former pornographic actress. Young began her career in 1986 when she was 15 years old, as a topless model for the Page 3...
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    Info on Kurt Cobain/Nirvana

    Nirvana was a good band in the early days and they gave everything they had to their audience. Dave Grohl is a soft pop musician who hates punk music, so he couldn't make Nirvana-style stuff. Dave Grohl is also very fat. :/
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    Is It OK To Ask A Prostitute For A Senior Discount If You Know She's Over 65?

    It makes sense to ask for a discount because every saved euro is a great thing nowadays. Example: How to buy toilet paper if its price goes up in the clouds. :dunno:
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    This guy has a relationship problem

    I didn't notice that conversation, but now I read it and it reminded me of an old thing: My uncle used to give business cards to people. Once he had a garden party and when the people had left he found a couple of business cards and notice that some people had used them to wipe their ass...
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    This guy has a relationship problem

    Philippine women seem to know how to make a relationship last. If a woman asks me what to keep in mind when going out with a man, I'll say this: Be sure to wash your ass!
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    Who Would You Rather Fuck?

    Looks like this girl has a big dick between her legs. :dunno:
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    This guy has a relationship problem

    That scripture proves that relationships are not just about joy and its point is this: Before you consider a serious relationship, you need to learn how to wipe and wash your ass!
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    This guy has a relationship problem

    If you want your relationship to be indisputable then be sure to wash your butt. :dunno: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/b4ls66/how_do_i_tell_my_girlfriend_her_ass_smells/
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    McDonald's Pours A Darn Good Cup Of Coffee

    Maybe McDonalds makes coffee carefully and others don't. Here's how to make good coffee: 1. Throw the coffee maker away 2. Use quality coffee 3. Heat fresh water in a saucepan 4. Pour hot water through a porcelain strainer
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    The Iranians want revenge

    The camel driver Ahmad Hamzeh who is an Iranian mp promised to pay $ 3 million to someone who assassinates the US president. https://www.euronews.com/2020/01/21/iran-mp-offers-three-million-dollar-bounty-to-whoever-*****-trump
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    Fuck Hillary Clinton

    The Clintons are ********* and racists. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton_Body_Count https://newstalk1130.iheart.com/featured/common-sense-central/content/2018-03-13-hillary-clintons-history-of-racism-and-misogyny/
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    The Official Harley Spencer Discussion Thread! (AMA)

    It seems that nowadays everyone has moved to Twitter or Facebook!
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    °°°Der Deutsche Thread°°°

    "Wenn das Leben Ihnen Hunderte von Gründen zum Weinen gibt du musst dem leben zeigen, dass du tausende gründe zum lächeln hast." (Adolf Hitler)
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    World's Most Favorite/Favourite ******?

    Some people like monkeys. (Dick-Monkey)
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    The Official Harley Spencer Discussion Thread! (AMA)

    "When will my favorite girl Harley Spencer come back?" (assari)
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    Don't you find "regular" porn to be weird? Shouldn't all straight men be disturbed seeing other men?

    Re: Don't you find "regular" porn to be weird? Shouldn't all straight men be disturbed seeing other Tip 1: pay attention to women and ignore men! Tip 2: get yourself a female friend and stop vucking with plastic toys.
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    Hot holes

    https://adventures.is/iceland/multiday-tours/adventure-packages/iceland-bucket-list-tour/
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    Hot holes

    You are not the only man who likes hot holes!
  37. assari

    Hey, Any Of You Characters Drive A Lincoln?

    American carmakers have to start making cars that are different from Europeans cars and rice bags. In other words: If Lincoln looks like Opel no one is interested.
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    Michael Moore Offers His Michigan Home to Syrian Refugees

    True leftists are defending their own people (working class). Super rich globalists - like Michael Moore - are waging war against their own country and its people.
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    Hot holes

    If you ever travel to Iceland you must experience this experience: (The volcano keeps these water sources warm even in winter)
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    Superman Died From *********** After Crawling Into A Clothing Donation Bin While High On Meth

    An ordinary man/woman cannot be a Superman/Superwoman R.I.P.
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    Ladies Are Prettier When They Smile

    Yes if they have good teeth.
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    Post a funny joke or else you are one of those dweebs that wear pleated pants

    What did the Knight Rider say when he first time saw Kitt? Answer: "Can I put my monkey in your exhaust pipe?"
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    Was Trump right to **** Suleimani ?

    Johan was enthusiastic when ISIS ****** people in Paris 2015, so he probably think that ****** was wrong because the victim was a Muslim.
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    The biggest event in TV history

    Many Knight Rider fans have made a KITT car replica. I don't think the laws of any country allow such extra light in the car:
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    Thanks for the rep!

    Thanks for the rep!
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    The biggest event in TV history

    :mad: :facepalm:
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